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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Most times when Thurgreed posts to you I believe his right hand is rubbing at himself while he's typing left handed.

Itching. (Crabs.)

TM

Breasticle Day Blitz

I think this movie should be required viewing for members of the FB. Mrs. Henderson Presents:

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The two are so badly mismatched they can barely speak a civil word to one another (at one point Van Damm becomes so annoyed with Mrs. Henderson's meddling that he bans her from the theater). But they do manage to work out a moneymaking formula of running vaudeville-type shows all day long. The only problem is, their profits drop when other local theaters copy their format. The proper but eminently practical Mrs. Henderson comes up with a novel idea: "Let's have naked girls -- do you think?" she suggests, as if she were offering a guest a second teacake. "Paris is just filled with naked girls wearing bananas and driving the audience bananas in return."

Mrs. Henderson takes charge of working out the legal details with the censor, her old friend Lord Cromer (Christopher Guest, in a comic performance as understated as a trimly folded pocket square), who reluctantly agrees to allow the theater to try this new style of entertainment only if the unclothed girls remain completely still onstage. (He and Mrs. Henderson have a bracing go-round regarding the most proper and least-embarrassing name for the pudenda: She brazenly calls it "the pussy," while he demurely insists on referring to it as "the midlands.") And so Van Damm and Mrs. Henderson begin auditioning breasts and assessing nipples, eventually turning their theater into a hopping success.

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And the women are a pleasure to watch, as well as to look at, particularly Kelly Reilly as Maureen, the Windmill's star showgirl. Formerly a country girl, Maureen was discovered by Van Damm, when his car nearly hit the bike she was riding and she was dumped into a nearby pond. He'd been scouring the countryside for true English roses: In London, he'd seen too many aureolas that didn't quite fit the bill. ("Too Italian," he says of one pair. "We must have British nipples!") The captivatingly wholesome Maureen, who's also blessed with good sense and a lack of affectation, is exactly what he's been looking for, and she brings a bit of dairy-farm glamour to London. Seeing her on that stage, swathed in feathers and bits of chiffon, you have no doubt she's everything worth fighting for.

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Am I missing something in that you are appear to be using a Stuart Scott line?

His only line is "Cooler than the other side of the pillow." And that was funny 10 yrs ago. Everything else is what he thinks is street and he's not using it in a "this is silly" way, but more in a "I'm trying my best to look street" way which makes it really fucking annoying.

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
On another note, I think it is interesting that the subject of the holidays and related festivities has apparently caused everyone to get really pissed. Is this a lawyers are unhappy bitter people and can't enjoy anything thing?

Don't worry your pretty little head. You know I'm always bitter and unhappy.

TM

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Originally posted by nononono
Funny, I didn't feel a thing.

Translation: I suck a lot of cock.

TM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Don't worry your pretty little head. You know I'm always bitter and unhappy.

TM

Translation: I suck a lot of cock.

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
That puts me in a bad mood for my non-denominational festive gathering this evening.

Do you think you will be tackled in the street? If yes, please plan accordingly with camera phones or other methods of capturing this on film.

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Translation: I suck a lot of cock.

Yeah. But I feel every inch.

Bam! In your face, monkey boy!

TM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I suck a lot of cock.

TM

Maybe even right now! And will the next interesting post be a) "you need to slapped down and fucked" or b) "you've never had a black man, have you?"?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I suck a lot of cock.

TM

Um, is that a bad thing?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah. But I feel every inch.

Bam! In your face, monkey boy!

TM

Apparently the people shoving theirs down your throat have more than a single inch to offer.

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Originally posted by nononono
Maybe even right now! And will the next interesting post be a) "you need to slapped down and fucked" or b) "you've never had a black man, have you?"?

I wonder. Has anyone ever even hinted that you were funny? Or do you not understand when people are laughing at you?

TM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I wonder. Has anyone ever even hinted that you were funny? Or do you not understand when people are laughing at you?

TM

I could swear I've seen you use these same lines about 15 times before.

Not to distract from this fascinating Friday Fight, but it is snowing pretty hard here right now. There is also thunder and lightning.

We will now return you the regularly scheduled program.

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Originally posted by nononono
Apparently the people shoving theirs down your throat have more than a single inch to offer.

You already made this joke, you nincompoop.

You're a waste of time. Fringey? More light work. Or maybe Hank can handle her from now on?

TM

Assuming you have nice hair, of course.

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Originally posted by nononono
Maybe even right now! And will the next interesting post be a) "you need to be slapped down and fucked" or b) "you've never had a black man, have you?"?

Hmmm -- I'll go with a). I'm a little too close-minded and traditional to pick b), I'm afraid.