90210 reunion
 

OK, I was wrong. I get her confused with the woman who played Heather on General Hospital (I think her name was Robin Mattson if I'm right about the Heather character -- the years are right anyway on imdb.com).

I watched GH during the Demi Moore years (Demi as Jackie Templeton - reporter!)

ltl/fb's bunny
 

You're getting careless with your spelling again.

ltl/fb's bunny
 

And to think I restrained myself from asking the so-sex-deprived-he-doesn't-remember-that-people-see-others'-genitals JoBu whether he was a sock of Atticus's or yours.

Now that's talent!
 

Nope. I'm male. Not a monk, but never could see the attraction of dressing up my johnson by putting holes in it.

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Jo(besides, being a voodoo idol, I get all the pussy I want)Bu

Schadenfreudapalooza (pp: nice re line, btw)
 

Have the John Mahoney is gay (NTTAWWT) rumors quieted down? Or did my roommate start those in the first place?

ltl/fb's bunny
 

At least you can be sure that he's not a sock with holes.

90210 reunion
 

Ah, yes Heather. She was psycho before soap opera psycho was cool. That actress was on something else in the 90s but I'm having trouble placing it (nothing a quick google search couldn't find out but it is a lazy Friday for me). She is also a great cook supposedly. And I think married (or was married) to another soap star.

Sheremy (or, for those who never heard him speak, Jeremy) the artist dude from AMC was married to Tina the crazy slut from OLTL back in the day too.

n(now you've all gone and made me remember my circa-1980s soap opera gossip)cs

90210 reunion
 

Heather was married to MacGuyver. No, I did not have to look this up.

Toaster question
 

In this case, I am referring to actual toasters. I covet the DeLonghi Retro Toaster Oven and am thinking about asking for it for Mother’s Day. The one review of eopinions.com is pretty negative, though. Does anyone have this toaster?

Schadenfreudapalooza (pp: nice re line, btw)
 

Did he kiss John Mahoney? He's gay.

90210 reunion
 

Ok, am I dreaming or was Janine Turner also on GH at that time, as a blonde?

(And this was after Luke/Laura but before Anna/Robert, correct? And whatever happened to Jackie Zemans, the former madam with the eye bulging problem?)

Now that's talent!
 

Uh huh, now I just think you are an involuntary monk. Even I have had sex recently enough to realize that other people would see a genital piercing . . .

f(plus, I believe I've been dubbed Sybil so all my alternate personalities would see it even if we only had sex amongst ourselves)b

Favorite John Mahoney roles
 

I liked him as the manager in Eight Men Out (highly watchable movie, even with the underpants).

By the way, I might have to rethink my list. I did an internet search to lookup who Vecepia beat in Survivor 4, and was reminded of a whole lot of stuff. Vecepia making the tribal council deal with Kathy to take her along to the finals, the deadlocked tie in the second last vote having to be decided by drawing for the purple stone, Vecepia turning her back on her deal with Kathy by making a deal with Neleh, allowing Neleh to win the final immunity challenge . . . that one was pretty good. Even if having Vecepia win, with all her bland sanctamonious bullshit, was highly unsatisfying.

And FWIW, I don't consider myself a true reality dork because I don't remember the names of any of the tribes from any of the shows. People who can do that, now they need help.

ABC Soaps
 

I watched AMC probably during college (because I would have been in school when it was on during high school...I think...)

It took me a looong time to stop thinking of Kim Delaney as Jenny (she was from the "wrong side of the tracks" if I remember correctly) every time she appeared on another program.

90210 reunion
 

Thanks LP. You're much better than Google.

Remember when Dr. Rick Weber did those classic cough medicine ads "I'm not a doctor but I play one on tv"?

n(dreamy Jeff Weber back in the day)cs

Editted to fix "whem"

ltl/fb's bunny
 

I don't make it a habit of looking at other people's genitals on a regular basis to admire their new jewelry. If ya wanna pierce yourself down there because it serves a sexual purpose, I say "go for it." But honestly, how often do people (outside the sex industry) really show off their genital piercings?

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Jo("I am not a sock")Bu

Schadenfreudapalooza (pp: nice re line, btw)
 

No. John Mahoney's character was in a long-term relationship with the Purple Guy. He might have kissed Andrew Keegan (I had to look this one up) who is a pretty crappy actor, and not that cute, but it was still good for me.

I have no idea which of the guys in the movie who played gay guys are gay IRL, and which aren't. I don't think Dean is IRL.

ltl/fb's bunny
 

The hole (pardon the pun) is just getting deeper the more you dig, sexless reject sock guy.

Toaster question
 

A friend has it. I think it would be perfect for someone like you, a single, childless person who eats lots of TV dinners and is home infrequently.

Oh, wait, . . .

(Too small. Won't even fit a medium pizza. Cleaning is a pain.)

Now that's talent!
 

FWIW, I never said you/I wouldn't see a genital piercing if the pierced person were actually nekkid. If you're naked often enough and for long enough periods of time to make it worthwhile to have pierced genitals, then you are my sexual idol.

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Jo(Who am I kidding, you're my sexual idol regardless)Bu

Now that's talent!
 

Also, cock rings have nothing to do with piercing, are removed (I believe) after people finish having sex, and their purpose is not decorative.

Are you sure you are on the right board?

Now that's talent!
 

Clearly, I am not sure.

Now that's talent!
 

I don't have pierced genitals. I do frequently sleep naked for the benefit of my alternate personalities, though.

Stop trying to suck up, it just makes me respect you less.

Do you even understand the avatar?

Now that's talent!
 

And your respect means so much to me at this point in my life.



Never cared enough to give it a thought.

ltl/fb's bunny
 

In my experience, people with genital piercings tend to show off said piercings at the drop of a hat, er, their pants.

The "Rolex", w/ or w/o piercings
 

There's a hoary old move called "The Rolex." At a bar, ask a girl: Wanna see my Rolex? Then, unzip, pull out Mr. Johnson, hold your left wrist a couple of inches below the belt line, and wrap flaccid Johnson around the wrist (or for you less fortunate ones, around as much of the wrist as you can).

I imagine this would be very effective with some piercings. You could call them your stop-watch buttons?

90210 reunion
 

Interesting you should ask.

As I was looking up the character who I later discovered to be "Heather" on the imdb site, I noticed that indeed Janine Turner WAS on GH during the years I watched. Her character's name was "_____ Templeton" so I guess she was Demi Moore's sister.

Jackie Zeman is STILL on the show! Next to her name, it says (1975 - present). GEEZ!

Melrose Place
 

I watched Melrose Place back in the day. I'm not proud of it, but I have a thing for redheads. I would watch it with either one of two groups of people (1) a troika of female law students, or (2) a gaggle of my brother's frat buddies. The best part of this arrangement was the diametrically opposed views of Dr. Mancini's behavior. The female law students would always get shocked and upset to the point of hating all men. The frat boys would literally cheer Mancini on, like it was a football game.

"MAN SEEEEEEEEE-NEEEEEEEEEEE"

The Fox executive who retooled Melrose Place should have gotten a suitcase of case, another suitcase filled with blow, and two hookers to carry the suitcases.

"OK. We get Heather Locklear. She'll be a bitch and shag every male character on the show (except the gay guy). Mancini? Now, you're evil. You'll birddog every female character on the show, and you'll blackmail the gay guy. Someone write Rupert a memo, I'm off to the Sunset Club."

ABC Soaps
 

Yasmine Bleeth's first role was on Ryan's Hope I think.

Ditto the guy who played Blake/Alexis Carrington's evil estranged son (the dark-haired metrosexual guy, not the blond gay nice one) on Dynasty.

The "Rolex", w/ or w/o piercings
 

Now THERE's a reason to pierce it.

90210 reunion
 

Her name was Laura Templeton. She had long blond hair and was supposed to be some sort of double for the other Laura.

Schadenfreudapalooza (pp: nice re line, btw)
 

Dean had sex with my [female] college roommate (many times), so if he's into dudes, I guess that would make him bi.

Besides, I think he's married (not proof of not-gayhood, but I'm just sayin').

PS -- Who's the Purple Guy?

90210 reunion
 

You're not dreaming - she was Laura Templeton the sister Demi Moore was looking for who resembled the recently missing Laura Spencer. A plot they have sadly reconstructed recently with some vapid blonde named Summer who has become a fascination for Luke now that the real Laura is in a looney bin.
Jackie Zemans had a bad face lift a few years back, seems to be relaxing now. The aforementioned Summer is also a "hooker with a heart of gold." Writers apparently grasping for new plot lines.

This would be the time I wished we had an anon feature.

90210 reunion
 

Me too. Especially since an image of Blackie playing his drums and saying he was going to be at the Bucket of Blood just popped into my head.

Schadenfreudapalooza (pp: nice re line, btw)
 

A character in that move -- look on imdb.com. Called "Purple Guy" because he wore purple all the time.

Toaster question
 

I know it's small; it's a toaster oven. If I have something big to cook, I have two regular ovens. Sometimes I just want to heat up some dino chicken nuggets without waiting for a big oven to heat up.

Now that's talent!
 

No, it's not. Your SO can see those (if you want) without you having to simulate being choked to death to show it to them.

As a big accessories freak I wish everyone happiness and fulfillment in decorating their privates. Me, I find the idea of jabbing a hole through a sensitive area (or lasso-ing it I suppose, for the guys' accessories) unappealing.

The "Rolex", w/ or w/o piercings
 

So how was Puppetry of the Penis?

Now that's talent!
 

That was kind of my opinion on the whole matter as well.

And FWIW, there are piercings (as opposed to lasso-ing) for the male genitals as well.

White Stripes
 

The Donnas come from my neck of the woods, so I'll comment. The Donnas initially had some Svengali-like manager for the first (and maybe the second record). Their sound changed largely because Donna R. learned to play guitar. She's quite good in a lite-metal sort of way.

For those who want to understand the whole White Stripes thing, check out Conan tonight. The White Stripes have been the musical guest the entire week. (Though I don't think there's any danger that Meg will learn how to play drums anytime soon.)