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I've seen this at Whole Foods, but never bought it. Maybe the packaging isn't very appealing.

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I disagree here. I think the vote hindsight or not, was probably accurate. Here's why.

Rupert, Christa and Sandra all hated Jon. Assuming Sandra was in Jon's place, and having a better idea of his deceptions than anyone else, she would have never voted for him.

Rupert also knew Jon set him up, and thus he would never vote for him. Every time the jury came in, he still looked pissed about being voted off. Jesus, he still looked pissed at the reunion show.

Christa would do what Rupert and Sandy did, though I'm not sure what the depth of her dislike for Jon was .

You would have to assume that T would have voted the same way, since Sandra had to present a more attractive choice than Jon and she voted for Lil anyway.

Darrah probably would have voted for Jon, because she was pissed that Lil broke the all girl alliance.

Burton would have also voted for Jon b/c of the alliance they had and the fact that he thinks Lil betrayed their alliance of three. FWIW, I never understood why he was so pissed at her because he told her that because they were both outcasts they would stick together, but what did he expect her to do when both he and Jon made it clear that the best she would do by maintaining their alliance was third place.

It's hard to tell what Ryan O would have done. I think it would have depended a lot on how they both answered his question.

Regardless, Lil would have had the four votes necessary to win, possibly more.

I was thinking that Jon looked like an extra from Boogie Nights

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Don't forget the Hallelujah Chorus. I find it most gratifying.

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He asks if I came, and then makes his request. I tried a new tactic actually- "I just came, I am tired, its 4am and I have to get up in two hours" but he begged (bc clearly I am outstanding at this which is kind of like excelling at document review) and I think accomodated me by coming faster (I hate 'cum"). but by that time the whole post orgasm floating in the waves busienss was shot.

Whats weird is I have been thinking of dumping him for obvious reasons but its the holidays so I am in mere avoidance mode. He now calls me everyday and always wants to do something. What the dilly-o withj you guys? Is this like the Rules (but without me being really into the guy so it isnt really gameplaying?)

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Welp, unfortunately, when you are a woman, that does happen that you are waiting for it to end. Some guys just suck in bed and you just want it over with. Hence, lay is an appropriate term to describe the act of love with some of them.

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Much more appealing if it was packaged as the filling in a large pink dildo. You could get some bj practice in and a tasty meal at the same time.

Come to think of it (ha ha redux), why has this not been done? I see all kinds of possible fillings being used.

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Its your acting. If you give a subtle, yet convincing performance, you may sneak one by the judges, but its harder than you think. Just because the guy doesn't accuse you of faking doesn't mean he doesn't know. He may just be too tired to bother opening the can of worms or simply doesn't give a shit.

I've called uncle a bunch of times and just said to my partner "Hey, I am not going to be able to come." I never thought of how women might take such a statement? Do they take it the same way men take it? It really wasn't an indictment of the women I was having sex with, but the result of a night of too much drink, too little sleep, a nagging shoulder injury, bad case of gas making me nervous, etc...

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

Plus, it's tacky. "Oh, Daddy!" is so much classier.

Or, "Oh Mommy!" Whichever.

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I try the moaning thing but yet they still ask. I would say that I fake the big O about 2 out of 8 times.*


*which is the same as 1 out of 4 times.

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Oh, its fantastic. I love hummus and have eaten every variety imaginable, but the extra garlic is still my favorite. The Cristal of hummus (unless you can find homemade from a real middle eastern person, which is always outstanding).

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What is it with guys and garbanzo beans, anyway?

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That's what happens when you feed a stray camel. They just keep coming back for more.

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I am pretty sure that they don't know. I am really good at the moaning and then I do a kegel or two to cinch the deal.

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

"Cum" is a trashy disco era term used to describe fucking in a '79 Nova behind a roller rink. If you still "cum" you also have a bush thats climbing toward your thighs and belly button like ivy.

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

Definitely a self-loather.

Why bother?