Not Ironic in the Classic Rhetorical Sense
 

Yep.

Ah, my Southern Rock days. Scraggly clothes and Jack Daniels. Not an attractive phase, but well worth living through.

Not Ironic in the Classic Rhetorical Sense
 

That is what I heard too. I was being a little facetious.

Scoop
 

You should talk to Str8. I think he can provide you all the details you desire, while answering your many questions.

TM

Not Ironic in the Classic Rhetorical Sense
 

I'm trying to visualize this. It's surprisingly tough, so give me a minute here.

Not Ironic in the Classic Rhetorical Sense
 

Urban Legend.

Are we working through all of snopes here or something?

Who knew?
 

You think you could live on a boat, but you get bored while giving oral? Somehow, you got stuck on Playboy and never moved on to Penthouse. Vaginas are beautiful and fascinating. If I were a half female crab, I'd have a claw in my cooter all day long.

Who knew?
 

That shit's as advertised. Even Yao Ming's got nothing downstairs.

Who knew?
 

Urban legend. Vaginas are actually ugly and boring. See Snopes

Who knew?
 

This is probably why you suck at it. Someone who does it grudgingly, someone who's really not into it, wants to get it over with is not doing a good job.
I'll put it into your terms - have you ever asked a chick for a blowjob and she didn't really want to do it, but did it anyway for some reason? And all she really wanted to do was get it over with, and did a crappy job (I know, some of you guys will say that there's no such thing as a crappy blowjob - you guys are just desperate) and continued to do a crappy job hoping that you'd let her off the hook?

Seriously - go home tonight and ask your wife - hey honey, my oral skills were called into question today - don't ask - and I was wondering if maybe there was something I could do to make it extra good for you tonight? If she doesn't come up with about 3 different things you could do with your tongue in addition to your regular schtick, then she's not only lying to you, she's faking all her orgasms.

Who knew?
 

How big are his hands?

Who knew?
 

Asian girls give the worst blowjobs.

Who knew?
 

Just to reiterate my feelings from a while back -

No one is safe from this big pink monster. The powers that be are pushing pink everything on males this spring/summer as well. Once again, I was stuck on the East Side line with those repulsive "Pink" Banana Republic ads. Just shoot me instead.

Gr8 "I'm not a Vault.com Sock Puppet...I'm a free man!" testHitS(lave)

Father's Day Gift
 

Coltrane, if you haven't bought your father any power tools yet, the hottest Father's Day Gift is a spa day.

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New day spas create
'manly' niche for men
Pampering may be perfect gift
for Father's Day this year

The well-worn tradition of giving a tie for Father’s Day has become so "20th century" as more men begin embracing their inner metrosexual. And as men consider the importance of inner peace, physical strength and emotional health, it may be time for a trip to the local day spa.

Already, U.S. men have become more health conscious in terms of what they eat, how much they work out and how they look. The International SPA Association reports that male consumers now comprise nearly 30 percent of all spa-goers, signaling a trend that industry insiders say is only just beginning to take off.


Hector Pena, manager of the NICKEL Spa for men in New York City, credits much of the spa’s success to women who often drag men in kicking and screaming. But, Pena says, once the men go through the array of pampering and bodywork treatments, they get hooked and often begin arranging their own visits.

Funny, around here, "spa for men" means something totally different.

For some men, the attraction to day spas is a result of the aggressive targeting of new all-male day spas that approach the spa experience from a more masculine perspective, offering men "body detailing" (instead of pedicures and manicures) and "camouflaging" (instead of hair coloring).

At the JOQ (pronounced "Jock") Day Spa for Men in Atlanta, Ga., president Andy Jones attracts male customers by offering an array of services specifically tailored to them, including “bodybuilder” bikini waxes and car detailing.

man spa

Who knew?
 

I think you've broken the board record on repeating yourself, so you've forced me to post the following to catch up:

It's all about the ratio.

TM

Who knew?
 

I thought it was all about the clitoris. Shit -- I've been doing it wrong?