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Hank Chinaski 07-07-2010 01:07 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 427990)
Why would you justify the stupid premise? The announcement will be all over everything within 30 seconds. If you want to see him make it, tune in for the last 10 minutes or Tivo it. He's not going to announce it in the first 45 minutes--who among the idiots watching would keep watching after that?

read a competing sports blogs at 5 pm and see who is in town with him.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2010 01:08 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 427995)
Well, it's a serious improvement on the last generation of doctor shows that you watched.

The last generation of doctor shows had complex, authentic and interesting black characters. But I identify more with House's outlook.

TM

Atticus Grinch 07-07-2010 01:22 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 428001)
The last generation of doctor shows had complex, authentic and interesting black characters. But I identify more with House's outlook.

That was my attempt at a princess phone joke. I've never seen a single episode of either House or Gray's Anatomy so I don't know whereof I speak. The last MD show I watched was the third season of Scrubs when all of a sudden I realized it was a totally shit ripoff of Family Guy's only joke. Before that you'd have to go as far back as ER, whatever year they crashed the helicopter (the first time).

Tyrone Slothrop 07-07-2010 01:25 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 427996)
It all depends on where you live -- one could live in most of Minnesota (and I suspect nearly all of No/SoDak) and have little interaction with non-whites.

My life is significantly more homogenous than it was when I lived in NYC -- my burb is overwhelmingly white and if I go to my home town, it is almost entirely white. I think it would be pretty easy to find places across the country that would minimize or eliminate the need to interact with people of color -- you'd just have to stay out of the South and cities.

You don't have some Missouri Synod folks to keep things interesting?

Tyrone Slothrop 07-07-2010 01:26 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 428000)
read a blog

Words to live by, really.

Hank Chinaski 07-07-2010 01:26 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 428001)
The last generation of doctor shows had complex, authentic and interesting black characters. But I identify more with House's outlook.

TM

translation: I learned to beat off to Lisa Bonet

Gattigap 07-07-2010 01:30 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 427996)
I think it would be pretty easy to find places across the country that would minimize or eliminate the need to interact with people of color -- you'd just have to stay out of the South and cities.


Or the Southwest, or big chunks of the Pacific Coast.

But I take your general point. I'm sure there are big parts of Rural America which are pretty monochromatic.

Atticus Grinch 07-07-2010 01:33 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 428007)
translation: I learned to beat off to Lisa Bonet

Laugh it up, fuzzball, but the whitest women I know want to fuck the bejeezus out of the guy in the Old Spice ads. Oh, and now Old Spice is being shilled by a shirtless black guy. We may not be in a postracial society, but beating off to Lisa Bonet circa 1989 is just good sense.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2010 01:34 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 428004)
That was my attempt at a princess phone joke. I've never seen a single episode of either House or Gray's Anatomy so I don't know whereof I speak. The last MD show I watched was the third season of Scrubs when all of a sudden I realized it was a totally shit ripoff of Family Guy's only joke. Before that you'd have to go as far back as ER, whatever year they crashed the helicopter (the first time).

I realize you were joking. But I thought I'd mention the black characters in Gray's Anatomy because it is the perfect example of a black writer writing both black and white characters (some would argue well -- I suppose I wouldn't because after watching two seasons, and thinking about it some more, her white characters really are nothing more than cardboard soap opera cut-outs). The asian character could be any color. But I found her black doctors to be a little more complex and nuanced. I lost interest when Isaiah Washington's character was eliminated.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2010 01:35 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 428007)
translation: I learned to beat off to Lisa Bonet

Learned?

Wait a second. Is Lisa Bonet now on House? I'm only on Season 3.

TM

LessinSF 07-07-2010 01:37 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thurgreedmarshall (Post 427963)
i agree. Lebron going to miami would be very, very weird. Wade's and james' styles do not fit together like jordan's and pippen's or kobe's and shaq's did. I don't see how you beat a team with those three, but i think james is smart enough to know two alphas isn't the best situation for him.

That said, why the hell would he go back to cleveland, who has done nothing besides fire their coach? That team is fucking awful. Take away lebron and you have last year's nets.

Best immediate situation is to go to chicago and have them sign boozer. I don't think it's ideal and i can't imagine he'd want to spend the rest of his career trying to live in jordan's over-sized shoes, but if i were him, i'd prefer that to miami.

If he was truly smart, he'd sign with the knicks and convince paul to come over after the 2010 season (when paul can decline his player option). that would be the absolute best situation for him. And that team would have the best balance of any. I don't think he's going to sign with the knicks, though.

Tm

cleveland 40 45 +122
miami 40 45 +122
new york 2 5 +1900
chicago 2 5 +1900
new jersey 2 5 +1900

Fugee 07-07-2010 01:39 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 428005)
You don't have some Missouri Synod folks to keep things interesting?

Missouri Synod folks here are usually German, which almost qualified as "ethnic" in my home town where anything but 100% Swedish was out of the norm.

patentparanyc 07-07-2010 01:41 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 428008)
Or the Southwest, or big chunks of the Pacific Coast.

But I take your general point. I'm sure there are big parts of Rural America which are pretty monochromatic.

Well. the amazing thing about NY is that 9mil people we're all forced to interact and interface, but at the end of the day people break out and burrow back into their communities, immersed and surrounded by their people.....but that exposure allows you, what. knowledge. I can discern trinidadian, jamacian, puerto rican, dominican; paksitani indian bangladeshi korean chinese/what type of chinese/ filipina, japanese/ etc. etc. so the exposure even if not perfect helps.

Fugee 07-07-2010 01:43 PM

Re: Race
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 428009)
Laugh it up, fuzzball, but the whitest women I know want to fuck the bejeezus out of the guy in the Old Spice ads. Oh, and now Old Spice is being shilled by a shirtless black guy. We may not be in a postracial society, but beating off to Lisa Bonet circa 1989 is just good sense.

The latest version is not as amusing as the first one but the guy is still sexy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2010 02:01 PM

I sent my review of Race to my (white) ex-wife. She saw it too. This is what she had to say:

"Acting: David Alan Grier and James Spader were good--sounds like better than the ones you saw. Kerry WAshington was terrible and it's the same guy playing the accused adn I think he might be the worst actor I've ever seen in a play.

Dialogue: I hate his dialogue. I know it is his specialty or whatever but I don't think anyone talks the way he writes and so his solution is to have the characters say these awkwardly constructed sentences really quickly (so it can be considered quick and witty) but to me it always sounds like people saying lines so I can never get interested in the characters or plot. And it's so damn fast that I don't hear half of it anyway, and I don't find that interesting, I find it lazy.

Message: what message? If I remember, I felt like he offered some commentary about the media and our country's need for people to display shame and to apologize so that we can quickly forgive them, a la Tiger Woods, but I thought he offered absolutely nothing new about the topic of race. To me it was a play written by a 60 year old white man for other 60 year old white men who then could feel they were thinking/talking about race even though they had no insight to share. Hence the standing ovation. I disliked every character on stage and for me there was absolutely no drama. I could have cared less what any of them did. It's hard for me to remember a lot of it but I think I had the feeling he was trying to shove in as many stereotypes as he could without giving any commentary. . .I think I remember laughing at one point because he had brought up yet another topic in some one liner and then it was left to sit. But then it makes sense with your comments below about his approach to the play. . .it did feel that way. . .he just put shit in. Cowardly and incredibly lazy. It was like listening to a room full of middle-aged white people at some kind of "introduction to race" seminar at [our small liberal arts college in the middle of nowhere].

You are right, there is no comparison between Fences and this play. Fences shows you how a skilled playwright can use dialogue to create fully developed characters who are impacted by race. I haven't seen that many plays but I have never seen a play where I have been as involved as that one. I do think Denzel was great at bringing you into his character but it was the unfolding drama and the feelings Wilson evoked that was the key. I saw it and immediately tried to get tickets to see it again, and that has never happened for me."
___________

Sounds about right.

TM

patentparanyc 07-07-2010 02:30 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Overheard in Starbucks:
Gay Black man on cell;

Sandra Bullock plays an overprivileged white woman who takes in an underprivileged black kid and [narrative about plot] when really, you wish she would just get hit by a bus

snort. I laughed and the white guy next to me did too.

LessinSF 07-07-2010 02:57 PM

Hup Holland Hup!
 
After a very enjoyable game yesterday, this is a snoozer. Germany has not taken a shot of any type in the first 25 minutes.

Anne Elk 07-07-2010 03:41 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 427963)
I agree. Lebron going to Miami would be very, very weird. Wade's and James' styles do not fit together like Jordan's and Pippen's or Kobe's and Shaq's did. I don't see how you beat a team with those three, but I think James is smart enough to know two alphas isn't the best situation for him.

That said, why the hell would he go back to Cleveland, who has done nothing besides fire their coach? That team is fucking awful. Take away Lebron and you have last year's Nets.

Best immediate situation is to go to Chicago and have them sign Boozer. I don't think it's ideal and I can't imagine he'd want to spend the rest of his career trying to live in Jordan's over-sized shoes, but if I were him, I'd prefer that to Miami.

If he was truly smart, he'd sign with the Knicks and convince Paul to come over after the 2010 season (when Paul can decline his player option). That would be the absolute best situation for him. And that team would have the best balance of any. I don't think he's going to sign with the Knicks, though.

TM

Apparently some people (Ochocinco being one) do think he will sign with the Knicks.

Another Tweet leak has him house hunting in Miami.

What I have learned is that I follow too many sports personalities on Twitter.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2010 04:02 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Anne Elk (Post 428019)
Apparently some people (Ochocinco being one) do think he will sign with the Knicks.

Another Tweet leak has him house hunting in Miami.

What I have learned is that I follow too many sports personalities on Twitter.

Worst sources ever, but I'll take anything at this point.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-07-2010 04:04 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Anne Elk (Post 428019)

Another Tweet leak has him house hunting in Miami.

Yeah, because no one with gobs of cash who hangs out with celebs would ever think of living in Miami except if he had a contract with a sports team.

What surprises me is that no one actually has a leak. Aren't there contract negotiations? Aren't there agents and flunkies and front office staff who leak this stuff out?

Fugee 07-07-2010 04:06 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Anne Elk (Post 428019)
Apparently some people (Ochocinco being one) do think he will sign with the Knicks.

Poor Icky.

Hank Chinaski 07-07-2010 04:09 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 428021)
Yeah, because no one with gobs of cash who hangs out with celebs would ever think of living in Miami except if he had a contract with a sports team.

What surprises me is that no one actually has a leak. Aren't there contract negotiations? Aren't there agents and flunkies and front office staff who leak this stuff out?

i think at this point it's simply "we'll give you X$$ and y and z." the contract can be written next week. if the team tries to screw with LeBron he can go some where else. there is lots of time before he has to sign, right?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-07-2010 04:14 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 428023)
i think at this point it's simply "we'll give you X$$ and y and z." the contract can be written next week. if the team tries to screw with LeBron he can go some where else. there is lots of time before he has to sign, right?

Maybe so. The NBA salarycaponomics are confusing enough, but presumably basically every team has calculated what it has available and says "here's everything--is it enough?"

ETA: I like this:

Quote:

A person familiar with the location said James will not announce his future plans in Ohio. The person would not reveal the exact place and spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because ESPN and James' representatives agreed to keep it a secret.
What I would like more is if at 9pm tomorrow the cameras turn to Lebron flying in a private jet and he tells everyone "Right now I'm flying to the city where I plan to sign a contract. Where am I headed? Let's find out." Then, 50 minutes of fluff. And he can land, Trump style, wherever it is, and make his announcement.

Replaced_Texan 07-07-2010 04:26 PM

Re: Hup Holland Hup!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 428018)
After a very enjoyable game yesterday, this is a snoozer. Germany has not taken a shot of any type in the first 25 minutes.

Really? I thought it was a great match, but then I love watching Spain play. I'm very much looking forward to the final. Paella and sangria all around.

I am concerned about Paul the Octopus, though. I fear that the public will turn on him for his gift and he'll end up deep fried and eaten.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-07-2010 04:29 PM

Recommendations...
 
...for the best tequila for margaritas.

And by "best", I mean tasty but not overly expensive.

Pretty Little Flower 07-07-2010 04:37 PM

Re: Hup Holland Hup!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 428025)
Really? I thought it was a great match, but then I love watching Spain play. I'm very much looking forward to the final. Paella and sangria all around.

I'll bring the Gouda and the weed.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2010 04:41 PM

Re: Recommendations...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 428026)
blah blah blah not beach volleyball blah blah.

http://media.heavy.com/media/2010/06...elebration.jpg

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2010 05:07 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 428012)
cleveland 40 45 +122
miami 40 45 +122
new york 2 5 +1900
chicago 2 5 +1900
new jersey 2 5 +1900

Still time to place that bet?

http://www.businessinsider.com/lebro...#ixzz0t26LEbLX

http://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/07/07/l...reenwich-conn/

TM

LessinSF 07-07-2010 05:16 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 428029)

Partially, but it is down from 19-1 to 4-1:

CLEVELAND 35 40 +150
MIAMI 35 40 +150
NEW YORK 15 20 +400
CHICAGO 2 5 +1900
NEW JERSEY 2 5 +1900

Anne Elk 07-07-2010 05:17 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 428029)

Do we have time to ask Paul the Octupus?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-07-2010 05:18 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Anne Elk (Post 428031)
Do we have time to ask Paul the Octupus?

He's in Germany. Do you think he's still even a Pentapus?

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2010 05:23 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 428030)
Partially, but it is down from 19-1 to 4-1:

CLEVELAND 35 40 +150
MIAMI 35 40 +150
NEW YORK 15 20 +400
CHICAGO 2 5 +1900
NEW JERSEY 2 5 +1900

I'm going to have a fucking stroke.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-07-2010 05:40 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 428033)
I'm going to have a fucking stroke.

TM

Promotion or not?

Quote:

James will announce his future NBA plans within the first 10 minutes of the 9 p.m. ET special, ESPN said.
Unless by "future plans" he means "I'm going to continue playing in the NBA for at least 6 more years.

Maybe he can amp up the drama with a reverse NBA lottery-style presentation. And open up envelopes with logos in the order he rejected the teams. He could add commentary:

"And the fifth runner up: The Miami Heat. Chris, D-Wade, I love you, but unless the Heat are playing with three balls next year, no way that works. But I'll see you in May."

LessinSF 07-07-2010 05:44 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 428033)
I'm going to have a fucking stroke.

TM

Not that this will help you, but I tried to bet it and

. . .

. . .

"THIS EVENT HAS BEEN PAUSED"

LessinSF 07-07-2010 06:16 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Anne Elk (Post 428031)
Do we have time to ask Paul the Octupus?

http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/wor...rn=sow,254378:

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So what now for Paul? Will he be asked to pick the final? Will he only pick Germany's third-place match? Will he be eaten? Or will he break free from his German captors and begin a reign of tentacled terror, enslaving all human kind, declaring ownership of all the world's decorative pillows and living the rest of his life in peace, free from intrusive cameras and silly flag-covered boxes containing his food? Only the oracle octopus can say.

Anne Elk 07-07-2010 06:18 PM

LeNuff
 
Boozer signed a deal with the Bulls.

LeNuff is apparently making his announcement from Greenwich, CT. Maybe he is really joining the WWE.

Replaced_Texan 07-07-2010 07:11 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Heh.

LessinSF 07-07-2010 07:26 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 428038)

Just "heh". I chortled audibly several times.

Hank Chinaski 07-07-2010 07:48 PM

Re: Hup Holland Hup!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 428027)
I'll bring the Gouda and the weed.

the dutch? those finger in the hole in the dyke, cheese eating burgermeisters? you think they're to emulate? let me ask you, what does "dutch treat" mean?

Exactly, no treat at all. go spain.

Icky Thump 07-07-2010 09:08 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 428033)
I'm going to have a fucking stroke.

TM

Speaking of strokes . . .


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