LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She's been with a lot of your ex-gfs who, oddly, switched to the other team after experiencing your methods of subduing them.

You're on a roll today....but don't be angry about that dewy-eyed young paralegal who managed to escape your office after you had him on the floor, half hog-tied, with the bondage ball almost in place. There'll be a next time.

Either that, or a restraining order. So to speak.

CDF (they say "mental patient," I say "lovably eccentric")

leagleaze

07-11-2003 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hot damn! That was gooood.

But shouldn't that plant her firmly on my side? I'm increasing the lesbian population one fuck at a time.

TM

It was wasn't it?

Do you have any idea what it is like to have a woman who has been so badly fucked by a man that she is begging you, pleading with you to show her how it is really done? Never mind, of course you haven't. Silly me.

LessinSF

07-11-2003 05:09 PM

Pot, kettle, rubber, glue, whatever

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
... all I've got left to talk about are grammar and TV and things other people post.

I don't remember any of your posts on grammar, but, based on this grammatically incorrect sentence about grammar, I won't be taking any pointers from you on that subject either.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-11-2003 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
While the Less/Paigow, Slave/Paigow etc never gets old, it would be nice if someone could fuck someone else soon so that we could have a new running joke.

I've been reaching out for you for so long GWNC. Just PM me. You don't have to get the whole board involved.

TM

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

07-11-2003 05:11 PM

We can rebuild her, make her better than before

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Slave ... can do anything to ... my tits. I love anal threeways. I've ...banged ... many guys ...on the lawtalkers board. I think ...my sex toy collection contains ...the ...very compelling ...multo.

A new, more interesting robustpuppy.

Ollie (so that's what happened to Multo) Ramone

Replaced_Texan

07-11-2003 05:14 PM

General observation

this is a good day on the FB.

robustpuppy

07-11-2003 05:15 PM

Eeyore

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Only bitter because I associate this Board with fun, yet I often have to wallow through your buzzkill posts to read something amusing.

That was clever how you used the ultimate buzzkill style post (the point by point refutation so popular on the politics board) to complain about how I'm no fun.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-11-2003 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
It was wasn't it?

Do you have any idea what it is like to have a woman who has been so badly fucked by a man that she is begging you, pleading with you to show her how it is really done?

Absolutely. But with each girl it only happens once for some reason.

TM

LessinSF

07-11-2003 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
While the Less/Paigow, Slave/Paigow etc never gets old, it would be nice if someone could fuck someone else soon so that we could have a new running joke.

(And I apologize in advance for not doing my part.

That's alright. Slave's TITS are bigger than yours.

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're on fire. I'm not going to even respond because you should pull a Costanza and just leave on top.

TM

I was right to be suspicious of your sudden, odd niceness. It's a ruse to get rid of me! Gotta leave soon anyway, don't worry.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-11-2003 05:25 PM

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These girls are GREAT. All you have to be is JUST a little better than terrible and you're the best she's ever had!

greatwhitenorthchick

07-11-2003 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've been reaching out for you for so long GWNC. Just PM me. You don't have to get the whole board involved.

TM

I understand, but I was asking someone to start a new running joke. When there is so much love involved, it's no joking matter.

Plus everyone thinks we are already fucking (Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care).

evenodds

07-11-2003 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Absolutely. But with each girl it only happens once for some reason.

TM

It's the "poison dick" syndrome.

ltl/fb

07-11-2003 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I understand, but I was asking someone to start a new running joke. When there is so much love involved, it's no joking matter.

Plus everyone thinks we are already fucking (Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care).

In order to get a new running joke, either the guy or the woman has to be certifiably unbalanced.

Someone come over here and fuck me.

robustpuppy

07-11-2003 05:29 PM

Pot, kettle, rubber, glue, whatever

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't remember any of your posts on grammar, but, based on this grammatically incorrect sentence about grammar, I won't be taking any pointers from you on that subject either.

I know this proves Slave's point, but what do I care? Identify the error.

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