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Well, in fairness, Yao is like what, 7'4"?

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I can palm a basketball. Trust me. I have used my fingers in every imaginable way. I know every inch of the canoe and I've tickled the little man in every conceivable direction. One can always learn, but I'm confident I have a graduate degree with honors on the topic. And I say its a limited area of expertise.

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And I say, you are probably not that great at it (as previously discussed) so it's better that you just don't go there.

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I wasn't being sarcastic. I thought you were being sweet -- unlike that bitch RT, who seems to think she can criticize my pussy-eating skills.

You must be the anti-Spanky -- unable to accept anything at face value. And suggesting that I talk to Hank about anything is just plain mean.

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Give em an inch...

If I had tits and a cooter, I'd never leave the house. To be able to masturbate in my office is a power I can't even conceive.

I enjoy the vulva (the vagina is but one part of the entire package). I like looking at them. But like the penis, it seems to be to be some sort of cruel joke on the part of God. Ergonomically, aesthetically, genitals are a disaster. Next time you're about to drill Ms. Shifter, take a gander at yourself sporting full wood in a full length mirror. That shit doesn't look like it was designed by anyone in his right mind.

Tits, asses and womens legs, however, convince me there is some sort of spirit in the sky.

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I have a beautiful cock. Perhaps you had an accident when you were young or something.

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On that frame, anything under a Hedgehog level crank would look puny.

Runaway Bride
 

I promise. This is the absolute final word on this woman. And I know I don't have to tell anyone not to watch this train wreck.

‘Runaway bride’ in deal to sell life story
District attorney irritated by Jennifer Wilbanks' reported deal

ATLANTA - Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks made a deal with a company that is pitching a movie about her life to networks — annoying officials who spent thousands of dollars searching for her.

“I am looking forward to developing the scripted project with Wilbanks and Mason,” company president Judith Regan said in a statement. “Theirs is an unexpected and compelling story of love and forgiveness that has certainly taught me a thing or two.”

In this picture, she looks a little manly.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/APW.../D8AOPNUO1.jpg

Runaway Bride
 

Why didn't the DA think of this when drafting her plea deal?

Runaway Bride
 

He wasn't thinking.

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"Tyson is crazy. He bit my nipple," McBride told the newspaper. "I didn't realize it at first but he had his teeth around it. I just felt a strange sensation and then realized what he'd done. He could not get up high enough to bite my ears — good job he wasn't a midget, otherwise he would have bitten something else."

"Tyson butted me, tried to break my arm," McBride told The Sun. "I screamed out in pain. He smashed my face with his forearm but I said to him, 'Is that all you have, Mike?' He was just so desperate to win but he is a (expletive) lunatic."

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I generally like penises and don't think they're unattractive. The sight of a penis has on more than one occassion actually turned me on.

I may be weird though.

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I felt gipped on the $50 pay per view or whatever it was, i'm glad I didn't spring for the $700 seats. Course I didn't get the nipple shot on PPV...he's so pathetic.

I stood shoulder to shoulder with him in a Starbucks once...I was amazed at how little he is. I towered over him in my work heels. I wonder what he'll do now.

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In college, I was running naked with full wood past a mirror to get a condom (hey, I was excited, what can I say?) The sight was nothing short of hilarious. My god the bouncing. We are goofy looking w/boners.

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This is the best thing you've ever written. You should retire now.