40 days and 40 nights
 

A 'lil slow for my tastes.

BUT, they are pressing bills out there awfully fast, in very large amounts. Lots of jobs and business opps. I think Google just moved a slew of operations there.

R/E out there is a wild crapshoot. Musical chairs. It will come falling down for the cats building high end shit, as I think the sprawl is as big as it'll get. But comm development and cheap middle class housing is going to be a cash machine for a long time.

The Judge
 

Broken Arrow is a Tulsa suburb, i believe. Broken Bow is in the SE corner, in the Ark-La-Tex. Bow Legs is central.

My ex-Aunt said the best actress breasts in the 80s were Jaqualine Bisset- she had a small part in Class and saw them IRL. but I never saw them.

Answer to Hank's Spell Check Question
 

someone stole the Thurgreed sock.

Dudes in the League
 

4 up, 9 down - no real comment needed. Then again, I really liked Cincy. I am going to refrain from betting on Bush's State of the Union speech:

In President George W Bush's 2006 State of the Union address, how many times will the President say the words: Patriot Act?

0-2 times 2/1
3-5 times 3/2
6-9 times 3/1
10 or more times 6/1

In President George W Bush's 2006 State of the Union address, how many times will the President say the word: Evil?

0-2 times 1/1
3-5 times 3/2
6-9 times 7/2
10 or more times 7/1

How many standing ovations will President W. Bush receive during his State of the Union Address?

0-15 9/2
16-30 4/1
31-40 3/1
41-50 5/2
51-60 3/1
61-70 6/1
70 or more standing ovations 8/1

The Judge
 

Is this a poll for nicest itty bitties? If so, I sure hope Michael Corleone's first wife (the Sicilian that got blowed up) were included. They were as cute as her driving skills were bad. Dark nippies too. Mmmmmn.

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFil...r/Apalonia.jpg

The Judge
 

Hands down winner (and I used that term advisedly): Uma Thurman in "Dangerous Liaisons."

Jamie Curtis in "Trading Places."

Hornyable mention for 1970s movie I didn't see until the '80s: "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble" clip from "Kentucky Fried Movie" (1977).

The Judge
 

Catch 22. Only a fag would have seen it.

Doses
 

Happy 100, Albert Hoffman!

It pains me that Pat Robertson's big mouth has jeapordized the Jesusland theme park on the Sea of Galilee.

I was looking forward to the walking on water ride.

Paging NFH
 

How studly am I right about now? Vince Vaughn, have fun with my rejects. I hear Juliette Lewis is free too if you want to tag that.

New Houston Motto
 

"Only slightly more miserable than Detroit!"

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...ple/060110_nfl

New Houston Motto
 

Heh: "For crying out loud, they've been in the league nearly 40 years and their greatest contribution to the NFL is the Ickey Shuffle."

Desk Antics
 

So, the sophisticates on my desk are up to their usual tricks. Today's antics included the following:

There's one guy (call him Ralph) who is a bit homophobic. [Unrelated editorial commentary: I think he tries not to be, but so far, with limited success.] Earlier this week, there was discussion about a male vocal performer, and I inquired as to whether anyone was a fan of this guy (who is -- as far as I know -- NotGay). Ralph chimes in with, "I think Jim likes him -- in a Brokeback Mountain kind of way...". Hilarity ensues with various insinuations using the code phrase "Brokeback Mountain".

So, just now, some of the younger jokers decide to send Ralph an e-mail inserting an image from Google, which (and I wish I were high-tech enough to know how to do this) automatically became the screensaver picture upon Ralph's opening the e-mail.

The image (which comes up on huge computer screens -- 3 across) was this lovely shot. (N[exactly]SFW)

I'm going to miss this place when I get shitcanned.

Desk Antics
 

I question whether the Brokeback Mountain jokes = "hilarity". But I will definitely be wanting the code for the automatic screensaver. (That picture is perfect too. So frolicky!)

Desk Antics
 

I think you should send it to "Hank".

Desk Antics
 

me or the Hank at judged?

dtb, the guy who likes me- he wouldn't do anything cruel like that would he?

Desk Antics
 

No, you of the Hank at the monkey board. He's the dreamy one.

Desk Antics
 

Hank at judged is much funnier than the Hank here. That place is a riot!

Desk Antics
 

totally whacked!

On another note, I'm going to a hypnotherapist on Friday. Just for kicks. I hope that she doesn't die while I'm under (a la Office Space). On the other hand, that could be kind of fun. Keep an eye out for zombie postings from me on Friday afternoon.

Desk Antics
 

What? Are you crazy, woman? It's the absolute pinnacle of comic genius!

Desk Antics
 

No. The pinnacle is reserved for fart jokes.

Desk Antics
 

Did you miss all the fisting references?

Desk Antics
 

the new Thurgreed seems nice!

Desk Antics
 

maybe you meant to post this at Judged under your Hank sock?

Desk Antics
 

I certainly don't miss them.

Desk Antics
 

Your posts would be more interesting if you used a funny voice, or maybe a speech impediement, like a stutter or a lisp.

Desk Antics
 

I bet GGG has a funny voice IRL.

APB
 

That site is full of typos and sock puppets.

Penske and Paigow both left claiming that they were "selling t-shirts" and "working on the other site"

Things that make you go hmmm.

Desk Antics
 

Drawls aren't funny.

Desk Antics
 

The tan and brown motif just doesn't work in cyberspace. I can't even read that fucking site.

Desk Antics
 

If you think you're bored, imagine how your wife must feel.

Desk Antics
 

You are definitely more of a Monkey Scribe guy.

Desk Antics
 

my theory is you just don't know what constitutes acceptable conversation around sophisticated North city people. Good for you that you don't live up here or you'd be getting your ass kicked semi-regularly.

Desk Antics
 

Oh, yeah? You and how many of your socks?

Desk Antics
 

Some people like a good ass-kicking.

Desk Antics
 

She feels pretty good. I've been hitting that shit like a bottle of Boone's Farm on a head full of fungus...

Gotta get my licks in before she's too fat for the wheelbarrow...

Desk Antics
 

Nice.

But I thought you didn't go for the licking stuff.

Everything in Moderation
 

I prefer a spirited slapping.

Desk Antics
 

It's a sympathetic pregnancy kind of thing.

I've been crying all the time and holding the cats a lot as well.

Everything in Moderation
 

Well, who doesn't? But watch out! You never know where the spirited slapping will lead. It's the age-old story -- it starts with an innocuous (and spirited) slapping, then before you know it, you're sending your entire address book pictures of you and your most beloved corncob.