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Hank Chinaski 01-07-2009 02:28 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376561)
Yeah, I would generally agree with you on this. I may have shortened it down a bit--i think his words were something like (can't believe I'm telling you THurgreed) he thought he was ready to start dating again (divorced) but i was the first person he met that he really thought would go somewhere and it's freaking him out and he's getting all anxious and blah blah blah and could we do some friendly stuff for a while to which I said something like "Like walking the dogs?" and he said "yes, perfect" and then I suggested a date and he said it should work. Mostly I contact him first and he responds, but sometimes he initiates contact. Probably a lost cause, but he's a smart, hot lost cause.
two words. unsolicited blowjob(s).

ain't no one not getting over a break up that way. AND if he still doesn't return your calls, you got an answer, or if he only calls back at 3 AM drunk.

sunnybunny 01-07-2009 02:29 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Ok, I'll leave him alone and in the meantime find some loser to have hate sex with while I'm wishing the hot nut job is in the process of coming around.

Fugee 01-07-2009 02:29 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376578)
Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.
I vote for leave him alone and let him initiate contact. If he's really into you a whole freaking lot, he'll definitely pick up the slack whether or not he's freaked out. If he doesn't, then -- as the saying goes -- he's just not that into you.

Quote:
Ok, I'll leave him alone and in the meantime find some loser to have hate sex with while I'm wishing the hot nut job is in the process of coming around.
How about looking for a non-loser so you don't waste any more time thinking about the hot nut job? Or take up knitting and/or ask RT for joy toy suggestions -- anything to keep your hands busy and your mind off the nut job so you don't turn into a stalker or clinging vine.

sebastian_dangerfield 01-07-2009 02:29 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376578)
Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.
I hope you have your investments in a blind trust.

At the outset, any guy really into a chick wants to be around her and fucking her ever chance he gets. You think he's neurotic? I'm not sure. How do I reach that conclusion? I'm neurotic, and you want to know the best cure for being neurotic, a cure every neurotic person knows? Fucking. And better than that, fucking someone you're really into. Makes all the crazy shit in your head go away instantly.

If a single guy who knows he can have sex with someone isn't having sex with that person neurosis isn't the cause. He either isn't into you and your neuroses is convincing you he's as neurotic as you are or he has a different mental malady you're better off not discovering.

I offer this with the caveat that although I consider myself neurotic, many people close to me have suggested I am actually not neurotic - more deluded, specifically, among other things, about being neurotic. Guide yourself accordingly in taking my advice.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 01-07-2009 02:33 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376585)
Ok, I'll leave him alone and in the meantime find some loser to have hate sex with while I'm wishing the hot nut job is in the process of coming around.
You can always do a drive-by stalking once a month to see if he's come around. And call his friends every now and then to see why he hasn't called. Since he's freaking into you. Maybe stop by the office every now and then.

bold_n_brazen 01-07-2009 02:36 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376578)
Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.
I was wrong. You should never trust your instincts and should always do the opposite. You can be our George Castanza.

ThurgreedMarshall 01-07-2009 02:37 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 376588)
You can always do a drive-by stalking once a month to see if he's come around. And call his friends every now and then to see why he hasn't called. Since he's freaking into you. Maybe stop by the office every now and then.
That won't work. She should take it upon herself to throw him a party, invite all his friends and make him go pick shit up for it. She should demand a key to his house so that she can get everything properly prepared. And she should let him know that he needs to toss whatever Playboys she may find when she's done with her sweep.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-07-2009 02:37 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 376587)
although I consider myself neurotic, many people close to me have suggested I am actually not neurotic - more deluded, specifically, among other things, about being neurotic.
It may take a few days to sink in, but I think we have something to top ". . . I'm mainly correct . . . "

sebastian_dangerfield 01-07-2009 02:37 PM
Re: I know how to get Sebby back
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 376570)
Here's a Patton Oswalt rant on 80s Hair Bands that's pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewY3h...eature=related

TM
While funny, this has an unfortunate side effect - putting "Sister Christian" in my head.

The photo accompanying the bit should be Rob Halford in chaps. I look back at my heavy metal phase in junior high and realize now why my father shot me troubled glances any time he saw a record insert or cover. I don't think he worried about me offing myself. It was probably Halford in studded chaps, wearing a leather officer's cap.

ThurgreedMarshall 01-07-2009 02:38 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 376590)
I was wrong. You should never trust your instincts and should always do the opposite. You can be our George Castanza.
Worst Jew ever.

Costanza.

TM

Hank Chinaski 01-07-2009 02:38 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376566)
Now, now. My boyfriend is an excellent communicator and I appreciate the hell out of it. To the tune of as many blow jobs as he can handle.
which came first, chicken or the egg.

Hank Chinaski 01-07-2009 02:39 PM
Re: General announcement and warning
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 376568)
The kid had me going for a couple minutes. The odd mis-spellings had me thinking, "Is she perhaps drunk? No. It's early afternoon.

...Then again, she might be hanging with Rip Torn."
wasn't that the kid who was bottle fed?

soup sandwich 01-07-2009 02:43 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376578)
he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me

This is ridiculous.

He is not interested.

Is any dude so damaged after a LTR (marriage or otherwise) that they don't want to spend time with another woman and have sex with her? Sure, men say that sometimes ("I'm just not ready"). But they only say it to women they are not interested in.

sunnybunny 01-07-2009 02:45 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by soup sandwich (Post 376597)
This is ridiculous.

He is not interested.

Is any dude so damaged after a LTR (marriage or otherwise) that they don't want to spend time with another woman and have sex with her? Sure, men say that sometimes ("I'm just not ready"). But they only say it to women they are not interested in.
Ah, he found out his wife had been cheating on him for 10 years. I might be a little afraid of liking someone again.

robustpuppy 01-07-2009 02:47 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 376574)
He sounds like a pain in the ass with a lot of baggage to me.

TM
Every pot has its lid.

Pretty Little Flower 01-07-2009 02:48 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376578)
Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.

Those are not your instincts you are listening to.

Pretty Little Flower 01-07-2009 02:49 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376585)
Ok, I'll leave him alone and in the meantime find some loser to have hate sex with while I'm wishing the hot nut job is in the process of coming around.
Hi! By the way, I am a great communicator.

Pretty Little Flower 01-07-2009 02:50 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 376599)
Every pot has its lid.
Take it to the druggy board.

robustpuppy 01-07-2009 02:50 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376598)
Ah, he found out his wife had been cheating on him for 10 years. I might be a little afraid of liking someone again.
He is either lying or stupid or buried his head in the sand for 9.9 years.

Diane_Keaton 01-07-2009 02:51 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376581)
No one will be "ready for a relationship" in 5 months. If he will ever be ready, he will be ready now. Because if he really likes you, he won't want you to be apart from him for 5 months.
I agree STRONGLY. I don't mean to be unrealistic or downplay the complexity of a man, but the mere lack of contact by him makes me think he's just not *that* interested. I've always heard that if a man is truly interested, he'll make the effort to contact you even if "he's just coming out of a relationship" or "he was recently hurt by a woman", etc. I mean, some guys don't even let marriage get in the way of pursuing a woman romantically (not just sexually).

Years back I had the chance to test this theory myself. I'm usually the dumper and not the dumpee but.....one time I was dating a guy who had recently gotten out of a long marriage (one he wanted out of for a long time but complicated b/c they had a kid). He ALWAYS called me and not vice versa and never did things with his own convenience in mind (he would drive an hour to pick me up to bring me to an event out in his neck of the woods instead of me taking just taking a bus out there). He'd be scheming our next weekend together before the first one was over. One weekend he didn't. And he didn't call Monday or Tuesday,etc. When he finally called on Friday, I was very nice and chipper. But I already knew it was over and that he was no longer that interested. It SUCKED but I knew it by Wednesday. Of course I said nothing about what I knew, and we had a nice chat. He didn't ask to get together that weekend (but also didn't say he held other plans, which would have prevented it). He just called, we chatted and he said "talk soon." I knew that if we ever spoke again (we didn't), I'd have to be the one to call. One friend insisted I pursue him b/c "he's probably rusty with the dating game" and "just shy". I disagreed and lo and behold a month later, I found out he was hot and heavy on the dating scene and was acting 100% confident in himself and in hot pursuit of the woman of his dreams. My feeling is he met some gals he found hot (I am average) and decided to make a try for a certain type without stringing me along. He was not very attractive but he wanted what he wanted.

Don't accept anything lukewarm. I've never cared if the guy is hot or makes good money, but he's gotta be funny, reliable and totally 100% for me.

soup sandwich 01-07-2009 02:52 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376598)
Ah, he found out his wife had been cheating on him for 10 years. I might be a little afraid of liking someone again.
So on one hand we have 1) he is not interested.

And on the other hand we have 2) he actually is interested, but he is afraid to like someone again because the last person he really liked cheated on him so he needs some time (say about five months) to learn to trust again before going down that path.

Option 2) just does not happen if he really likes you and is attracted to you. If he really wanted to bang you it would take 5 seconds to get over his trust issues. Actually, not even that long.

robustpuppy 01-07-2009 02:52 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 376587)

I offer this with the caveat that although I consider myself neurotic, many people close to me have suggested I am actually not neurotic - more deluded, specifically, among other things, about being neurotic. Guide yourself accordingly in taking my advice.

You beautiful fucked-up man, this post makes me want to take care of you for hours and hours while sentimental chick music plays in the background.

LessinSF 01-07-2009 02:53 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376585)
Ok, I'll leave him alone and in the meantime find some loser to have hate sex with while I'm wishing the hot nut job is in the process of coming around.
Passing on the obvious self-referential post, am I the only one who wants to hear about whatever trainwreck preceded the breakup with the last boyfriend?

Replaced_Texan 01-07-2009 02:55 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diane_Keaton (Post 376604)
I agree STRONGLY. I don't mean to be unrealistic or downplay the complexity of a man, but the mere lack of contact by him makes me think he's just not *that* interested. I've always heard that if a man is truly interested, he'll make the effort to contact you even if "he's just coming out of a relationship" or "he was recently hurt by a woman", etc. I mean, some guys don't even let marriage get in the way of pursuing a woman romantically (not just sexually).

Years back I had the chance to test this theory myself. I'm usually the dumper and not the dumpee but.....one time I was dating a guy who had recently gotten out of a long marriage (one he wanted out of for a long time but complicated b/c they had a kid). He ALWAYS called me and not vice versa and never did things with his own convenience in mind (he would drive an hour to pick me up to bring me to an event out in his neck of the woods instead of me taking just taking a bus out there). He'd be scheming our next weekend together before the first one was over. One weekend he didn't. And he didn't call Monday or Tuesday,etc. When he finally called on Friday, I was very nice and chipper. But I already knew it was over and that he was no longer that interested. It SUCKED but I knew it by Wednesday. Of course I said nothing about what I knew, and we had a nice chat. He didn't ask to get together that weekend (but also didn't say he held other plans, which would have prevented it). He just called, we chatted and he said "talk soon." I knew that if we ever spoke again (we didn't), I'd have to be the one to call. One friend insisted I pursue him b/c "he's probably rusty with the dating game" and "just shy". I disagreed and lo and behold a month later, I found out he was hot and heavy on the dating scene and was acting 100% confident in himself and in hot pursuit of the woman of his dreams. My feeling is he met some gals he found hot (I am average) and decided to make a try for a certain type without stringing me along. He was not very attractive but he wanted what he wanted.

Don't accept anything lukewarm. I've never cared if the guy is hot or makes good money, but he's gotta be funny, reliable and totally 100% for me.
Huh. That pretty much mirrors how my ten month relationship with someone getting out of a long term marriage went. Except I was clueless and didn't pick up on the noncommunication part and was shocked to shit when I was later dumped on my ass. Within a year of dumping me, he'd bought a house with someone else.

greatwhitenorthchick 01-07-2009 02:56 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 376607)
Passing on the obvious self-referential post, am I the only one who wants to hear about whatever trainwreck preceded the breakup with the last boyfriend?
You are not the only one.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 01-07-2009 02:57 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 376603)
He is either lying or stupid or buried his head in the sand for 9.9 years.
Why must it always be either/or?

sebastian_dangerfield 01-07-2009 02:57 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 376607)
Passing on the obvious self-referential post, am I the only one who wants to hear about whatever trainwreck preceded the breakup with the last boyfriend?
That was the thing where she was having an office romance with Adder. Scroll back a few months.

Flinty_McFlint 01-07-2009 02:58 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 376607)
Passing on the obvious self-referential post, am I the only one who wants to hear about whatever trainwreck preceded the breakup with the last boyfriend?
Aw, don't be so hard on yourself. No, really, stop, you're going to chafe something fierce.

Pretty Little Flower 01-07-2009 02:58 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 376606)
You beautiful fucked-up man, this post makes me want to take care of you for hours and hours while sentimental chick music plays in the background.
Not Bob just got aroused.

robustpuppy 01-07-2009 03:00 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376609)
You are not the only one.
It looks to me like everyone here really freaking wants to hear the story of Sunny's recent breakup but doesn't want to push for it because she just got out of a long-term relationship and if she really wanted to tell, she would.

A real dilemma. What to do, what to do.

Pretty Little Flower 01-07-2009 03:00 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376609)
You are not the only one.
Who is the other one?

Diane_Keaton 01-07-2009 03:02 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 376608)
Except I was clueless and didn't pick up on the noncommunication part and was shocked to shit when I was later dumped on my ass.
Don't get me wrong....I was shocked to shit too. I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT when he didn't call. I was sexually attracted to him for some reason even though he was not good looking (several notches below my average) and wasn't a college grad, didn't have a high paying job, wasn't "charismatic" or anything else that made him a "catch." I thought I'd be WAY MORE than he'd ever come close to dating, that I wouldn't have too much competition and, plus, we were having such a fantastic time. (He simply had bigger ambitions.) So trust me I was shocked to shit too!!! When the phone didn't ring I swear I thought he'd died.:eek:

dtb 01-07-2009 03:03 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376595)
which came first, chicken or the egg.
I agree with Hank on this one. If a chick is really into a guy, she cannot get enough of his cock. Most guys appreciate a chick who is really into his cock, and will do what it takes to maintain her insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities.

In other words, her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is with the relationship.

(In other news, the sun is hot.)

sebastian_dangerfield 01-07-2009 03:03 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376598)
Ah, he found out his wife had been cheating on him for 10 years. I might be a little afraid of liking someone again.
He's a cuckold, not a fucking eunuch.

Pretty Little Flower 01-07-2009 03:04 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 376614)
It looks to me like everyone here really freaking wants to hear the story of Sunny's recent breakup but doesn't want to push for it because she just got out of a long-term relationship and if she really wanted to tell, she would.

A real dilemma. What to do, what to do.

My instincts are telling me different.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-07-2009 03:05 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 376617)
I agree with Hank on this one. If a chick is really into a guy, she cannot get enough of his cock. Most guys appreciate a chick who is really into his cock, and will do what it takes to maintain her insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities.

In other words, her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is with the relationship.

(In other news, the sun is hot.)
Do your views change if he took a virginity pledge?

Diane_Keaton 01-07-2009 03:05 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 376617)
....she cannot get enough of his cock. ...a chick who is really into his cock, ...insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities. ...her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is...
Wow. I was getting teary-eyed thinking about being dumped but now I'm totally aroused. Thank you dear.

Pretty Little Flower 01-07-2009 03:06 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 376618)
He's a cuckold, not a fucking eunuch.

Enough of the sailor-talk, sailor! If I ever catch you chatting with dtb's kid again, I'm going to smack you silly.

Sidd Finch 01-07-2009 03:09 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 376574)
He sounds like a pain in the ass with a lot of baggage to me.

TM

So a match made in Heaven?

Sidd Finch 01-07-2009 03:11 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 376583)
How's that?

TM
Meaning he'll say "I'm not ready for a relationship" but he'll mean "I don't want a relationship with you."


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