Re: Flouncy Flower and the Boring Cotton Chinos
 

After I got that infraction, I had the cards. Perhaps once you're deflowered, you get them? Kind of like an STD?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

If I can figure out how to install it, I can put a real rating system in: http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=170419

Re: Flouncy Flower and the Boring Cotton Chinos
 

Perhaps, but I've got them without being deflowered. At least not that I know of. I hope I didn't miss it!?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

This is Hank's greatest fear.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Looks like you need to upgrade the vbulletin software to 3.7 to start with.

There's also a feature for rating posters. That is hank's greatest nightmare.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Do the physically handicapped get a bonus?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

We're running 3.7.2 patch 1.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

On the topic of totally irrelevant board information, I'd like to congratulate Penske and his 558 spider friends for setting a new "users online" record on July 9 at 3am (although I guess that's 12m PDT). How did I miss that party?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

does the system come with all the exclamation points too?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Penske says gratzie, and sorry for the oversight on your invite.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I don't remember any invite either.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

fringey- you and i are b-listers. a-listers like thurgreed or dtb, gwnc, B&B, NCS, sebby- they won't talk to us- but that doesn't mean we should talk to c-listers.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Who are the c-listers?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I don't see why I'm not an A, if that's best.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Penske brought roofies.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Hi!

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

a-list posts aren't better than b-list posts, sometimes we're better- BUT the real difference is that if an a-lister decides to fuck a LT sock, they won't drift to b-list for that booty call:(

i think you should be a, but I don't get a vote, because i'm b.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

The roofies have that affect.......


eta: merde!! stp!!!

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

[etd]

eta: well played, playa.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I was grandfathered into A with most the original OBE crowd, but for the kid who farted in the chat-tub back in 99, and as far as I am concerned, any port in a storm. You're wife will attest to that. Righteous!

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I've also found it sad to see the decline from a-list glory to d-list has-been status. It's inevitably accompanied by the cycle downward from designer drugs to cheap street smack, from Moet to Malt Liquor, and from cover girls to leathery skinned cougars twice their age. I often wonder how many of the a listers from times past no longer post here out of shame for what they've become.

Some hold up - dtb still has her grammar, even if she's now living in an Appalachain cabin and for fun taking her enormous and constantly expanding brood of rug rats to the auto races to watch her old man and his buddies drinking in their wife-beaters, so she'll always be our classy Lauren Bacall type, some hide the decline well, but you, you keep coming back, not hiding a thing, knowing there's still a place for you, even if you can now only say that you "were" Penske, back when there was a Penske.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Penske is, in many ways, our Mickey Rourke.

Who knew?
 

I just bought a pair of Levis 527s...and they fit great. Better than any Banana Republic jean I've owned.






Plus, they really emphasize my junk.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

The Appalachians are in Conn???

She may lay claim to being white trash, but it's the upscale suburban Connecticut manor version. They've got SUVs on the driveway rather than junkers on blocks in the yard.

Re: Who knew?
 

I cannot do the low rise. They slide right off and make me look like a gangsta wannabe.

I go with Wranglers traditional cut and they look great, stay on, and make me look like I have an ass.

Re: Who knew?
 

These don't feel any more low rise than any other BR or GAP jean I've worn.

Re: Who knew?
 

But do they show off your ankles? I've heard that the menswear silouette has been changed to show off ankles.

Re: Who knew?
 

Coltrane got this t-shirt to go with his new jeans.

http://rlv.zcache.com/ass_crack_the_...14t5tr_400.jpg

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

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Re: Who knew?
 

That's only for Browne pants, not blue jeans.

Re: Who knew?
 

for my show tomorrow I got butt falsies to give me some more curves, but that made my penis bulge almost negligable, so I got a prosthetic there, but then my butt seemed to small, so i got the next biggest size false butt, now you can't tell I've got anything going on in front again. is there a rule of thumb over when to stop with the padding?

Who knew, Pt 2
 

Whaddaya know, there are Appalachian Mountains in Conn so dtb really can be hillbilly mountain white trash if she wants. :eek:

Re: Who knew?
 

Before you look like this with clothes on:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e7...27/bigbutt.jpg

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Your last sentence should be your signature line!

The Appalachian Trail is right outside my window. But please, don't anybody stop in just now.

Re: Who knew?
 

Are you saying that Mr. Browne's influence on menswear is not as profound as I have heard that it is? Interesting. Perhaps I'll need to re-think my collection of skinny jackets; deemphasized shoulders may also be an only-Browne thing.

Re: Who knew?
 

That has to be Photoshopped, right? Right?

Ugly Models
 

I have been going through the look book for the Alberta Feretti sale on Gilt, but the woman is doing looks is so terrible, she is making clothes look really awful.

I know a fashion designer who would send the most beautiful garments down the runway on the ugliest models he could find so that they did not distract from his garments. Same with his look book.

They were ugly, but unlike, this woman, at least they had decent posture and visible necks.

How can I be convinced to drop $500 on a sweater at a sample sale, if the model wearing it looks dumpy since she does not know how to stand?

Re: Who knew?
 

Well, he does have Tom Ford and Jil Sander in his corner. But I have only ever seen one real person wear anything that looked like it might have been designed by him. And I laughed.

Re: Ugly Models
 

Pehaps oral to completion is in her repertoire.

This is one of the truly perplexing questions in life. I can't tell you how often I have sat, stunned into silent contemplation by the dilemma of how to decide whether to spend way too much money on a clothing item that will get little use based on how it looks on someone other than me if I disapprove of that other person's posture. It really makes you think.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

For the most part, I blame the ascendancy to partnership, which condition was further exacerbated by the move to the corner office with the wine bar and bidet. Otoh, I think the bidet has moderated P's politics.