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sebastian_dangerfield 01-07-2009 03:12 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 376617)
i agree with hank on this one. If a chick is really into a guy, she cannot get enough of his cock. Most guys appreciate a chick who is really into his cock, and will do what it takes to maintain her insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities.

In other words, her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is with the relationship.

(in other news, the sun is hot.)
Pinto?

Sidd Finch 01-07-2009 03:14 PM
Re: I know how to get Sebby back
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 376593)
While funny, this has an unfortunate side effect - putting "Sister Christian" in my head.
Thanks a lot for that, you neurotic delusional prick.

Adder 01-07-2009 03:16 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376578)
Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out
This does not make sense to me. Do people get freaked out by liking someone too much? I never have, always suspect that people use this type of story as a gentler (but much less fair) way of saying, "I'm not all that into you."

Adder 01-07-2009 03:17 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376582)
this is the biggest smile in the last month.
I thought you would enjoy it.

Sidd Finch 01-07-2009 03:17 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 376606)
You beautiful fucked-up man, this post makes me want to take care of you for hours and hours while sentimental chick music plays in the background.
I'm not sure Sebby is ready for that. Can you wait five months?

sunnybunny 01-07-2009 03:18 PM
So you all want the story....
 
of the ex-boyfriend? I'm sure y'all can come up with one that's probably close. he didn't have too many weird hobbies other than having far too many Wilco posters. And he was a bike racer, but I think that's a safe assumption about most of my ex's.

On an unrelated note, the lunchbox collector recently sent a photo of himself wearing nothing but a penis gourd posing with some local Dani villager. I'm sure y'all can do something with that.

On a second unrelated note, I have plans for beers with one of the best friends of the Wilco poster collector next week. Is it ok to jump him since the cuckolded man isn't putting out and I need some action? Would that be bad? My sense is that men don't care so much when their guy friends fuck their ex's as women do when chicks fuck their ex's.

Sidd Finch 01-07-2009 03:19 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 376614)
It looks to me like everyone here really freaking wants to hear the story of Sunny's recent breakup but doesn't want to push for it because she just got out of a long-term relationship and if she really wanted to tell, she would.

A real dilemma. What to do, what to do.
We could have some hate sex to pass the time while we wait.

LessinSF 01-07-2009 03:19 PM
Re: So you all want the story....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376633)
of the ex-boyfriend? I'm sure y'all can come up with one that's probably close. he didn't have too many weird hobbies other than having far too many Wilco posters. And he was a bike racer, but I think that's a safe assumption about most of my ex's.

On an unrelated note, the lunchbox collector recently sent a photo of himself wearing nothing but a penis gourd posing with some local Dani villager. I'm sure y'all can do something with that.

On a second unrelated note, I have plans for beers with one of the best friends of the Wilco poster collector next week. Is it ok to jump him since the cuckolded man isn't putting out and I need some action? Would that be bad? My sense is that men don't care so much when their guy friends fuck their ex's as women do when chicks fuck their ex's.
Try http://www.wealthychat.com

sebastian_dangerfield 01-07-2009 03:21 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 376606)
You beautiful fucked-up man, this post makes me want to take care of you for hours and hours while sentimental chick music plays in the background.
The scene's gorgeous, but I've still got "Motorin'... What's your price for flight" coursing through my head. If you can handle the Night Ranger, I'll bring the mood candles.

Adder 01-07-2009 03:25 PM
Re: So you all want the story....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376633)
On a second unrelated note, I have plans for beers with one of the best friends of the Wilco poster collector next week. Is it ok to jump him since the cuckolded man isn't putting out and I need some action? Would that be bad? My sense is that men don't care so much when their guy friends fuck their ex's as women do when chicks fuck their ex's.

Sounds like his problem, not yours.

robustpuppy 01-07-2009 03:27 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 376636)
The scene's gorgeous, but I've still got "Motorin'... What's your price for flight" coursing through my head. If you can handle the Night Ranger, I'll bring the mood candles.
Did you just ask me if I could handle the night ranger? You shameless flirt.

cheval de frise 01-07-2009 03:29 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376584)
two words. unsolicited blowjob(s).

ain't no one not getting over a break up that way. AND if he still doesn't return your calls, you got an answer, or if he only calls back at 3 AM drunk.
Shocked as I am to say it, I agree with Hank. Sunny, just jump his bones and keep your mouth shut while doing it (except for blowjobs and moaning).
It's not like you're going to marry him. You'll get what you want, and he'll move to another state afterwards and change his name. Win-win scenario.

CDF

Pretty Little Flower 01-07-2009 03:30 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 376630)
This does not make sense to me. Do people get freaked out by liking someone too much? I never have, always suspect that people use this type of story as a gentler (but much less fair) way of saying, "I'm not all that into you."
Finally, someone had the guts to tell her.

sebastian_dangerfield 01-07-2009 03:30 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 376622)
Enough of the sailor-talk, sailor! If I ever catch you chatting with dtb's kid again, I'm going to smack you silly.
It's not like that... I had the webcam off.

sebastian_dangerfield 01-07-2009 03:31 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by robustpuppy (Post 376638)
Did you just ask me if I could handle the night ranger? You shameless flirt.
I feel shame. I just can't tell if it's real.

Not Bob 01-07-2009 03:35 PM
Re: General announcement and warning
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 376568)
The kid had me going for a couple minutes. The odd mis-spellings had me thinking, "Is she perhaps drunk? No. It's early afternoon.

...Then again, she might be hanging with Rip Torn."



GrammarGoddess has signed on

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: At last! Listen, d, I really need your advice about something.

GrammarGoddess: POOP!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Uh, is the timing bad? You busy?

GrammarGoddess: DO YOU LIKE SPONGE BOB?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Anyway, how does this line sound to you:

“We were somewhere around Darien on the edge of the golf course when the gin began to take hold.”

GrammarGoddess: BOOGERS!!!!!!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Jesus, I knew it. It’s bad. It really sucks. Jesus!

GrammarGoddess: MOOMY SAYS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: LOL!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: You always know the right thing to say.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Well, I better get back to work on that pleading. [redacted] is really cracking the whip today.

GrammarGoddess: MOMY IS FIXING [redacted]'s PANTS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

GrammarGoddess: BY COMPUTER FRIEND!!! I LIKE YOU!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: [blush] Be careful, man. My wife sometimes snoops, you know?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: But, well, I lik

GrammarGoddess has signed off

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: e you, too!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Fuck!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn has signed off

Sidd Finch 01-07-2009 03:42 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 376630)
This does not make sense to me. Do people get freaked out by liking someone too much? I never have, always suspect that people use this type of story as a gentler (but much less fair) way of saying, "I'm not all that into you."
It's possible, in fact, that a person does get freaked out by feeling that they he or she may like someone too much. But that only happens when the person is rebounding from a relationship, gets quickly smitten by the first person who expresses interest in him, but is haunted by the completely accurate concern that the person he has fallen for on the rebound is actually a complete dweeb.

Tyrone Slothrop 01-07-2009 03:44 PM
dtb's precocious 6 y.o. son?

cheval de frise 01-07-2009 03:46 PM
Can I....um....[scuff toe]...carry your books?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 376646)
{Too much effort for passive-aggressive flirting}.
Kudos. This is way more subtle than that "I wanna bone C-deuced" sock from years ago. (Not that I'm ascribing that one to you.)

Carry on, sir.

CDF

Tyrone Slothrop 01-07-2009 03:47 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 376617)
I agree with Hank on this one. If a chick is really into a guy, she cannot get enough of his cock. Most guys appreciate a chick who is really into his cock, and will do what it takes to maintain her insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities.

In other words, her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is with the relationship.

(In other news, the sun is hot.)
Who are you and what have you done with dtb?

Adder 01-07-2009 03:47 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 376649)
It's possible, in fact, that a person does get freaked out by feeling that they he or she may like someone too much. But that only happens when the person is rebounding from a relationship, gets quickly smitten by the first person who expresses interest in him, but is haunted by the completely accurate concern that the person he has fallen for on the rebound is actually a complete dweeb.
Ah. So only to women who make the mistake of getting involved with me. Got it.

ThurgreedMarshall 01-07-2009 03:49 PM
Re: So you all want the story....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376633)
of the ex-boyfriend? I'm sure y'all can come up with one that's probably close.
He realized you're batshit crazy?

Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376633)
On an unrelated note, the lunchbox collector recently sent a photo of himself wearing nothing but a penis gourd posing with some local Dani villager. I'm sure y'all can do something with that.
After spending time away from you on another continent, he's finally back on his gourd?

Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376633)
On a second unrelated note, I have plans for beers with one of the best friends of the Wilco poster collector next week. Is it ok to jump him since the cuckolded man isn't putting out and I need some action? Would that be bad? My sense is that men don't care so much when their guy friends fuck their ex's as women do when chicks fuck their ex's.
Translation: I broke up with my last boyfriend because it was obvious I wanted to fuck his best friend.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 01-07-2009 03:52 PM
Re: General announcement and warning
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 376646)
GrammarGoddess has signed on

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: At last! Listen, d, I really need your advice about something.

GrammarGoddess: POOP!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Uh, is the timing bad? You busy?

GrammarGoddess: DO YOU LIKE SPONGE BOB?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Anyway, how does this line sound to you:

“We were somewhere around Darien on the edge of the golf course when the gin began to take hold.”

GrammarGoddess: BOOGERS!!!!!!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Jesus, I knew it. It’s bad. It really sucks. Jesus!

GrammarGoddess: MOOMY SAYS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: LOL!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: You always know the right thing to say.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Well, I better get back to work on that pleading. [redacted] is really cracking the whip today.

GrammarGoddess: MOMY IS FIXING [redacted]'s PANTS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

GrammarGoddess: BY COMPUTER FRIEND!!! I LIKE YOU!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: [blush] Be careful, man. My wife sometimes snoops, you know?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: But, well, I lik

GrammarGoddess has signed off

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: e you, too!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Fuck!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn has signed off
This could be your greatest post ever.

TM

Penske_Account 01-07-2009 03:54 PM
Re: So
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 376577)
Like you've never IM'd with a six year old.
For me, yes, but only girls.....well, they said they were 6 yo girls.....I didn't ask for a birth certificate or anything.

Penske_Account 01-07-2009 03:55 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376578)
Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.
What's his sport? How fast is he?

sebastian_dangerfield 01-07-2009 03:56 PM
Re: General announcement and warning
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 376646)
GrammarGoddess has signed on

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: At last! Listen, d, I really need your advice about something.

GrammarGoddess: POOP!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Uh, is the timing bad? You busy?

GrammarGoddess: DO YOU LIKE SPONGE BOB?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Anyway, how does this line sound to you:

“We were somewhere around Darien on the edge of the golf course when the gin began to take hold.”

GrammarGoddess: BOOGERS!!!!!!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Jesus, I knew it. It’s bad. It really sucks. Jesus!

GrammarGoddess: MOOMY SAYS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: LOL!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: You always know the right thing to say.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Well, I better get back to work on that pleading. [redacted] is really cracking the whip today.

GrammarGoddess: MOMY IS FIXING [redacted]'s PANTS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

GrammarGoddess: BY COMPUTER FRIEND!!! I LIKE YOU!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: [blush] Be careful, man. My wife sometimes snoops, you know?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: But, well, I lik

GrammarGoddess has signed off

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: e you, too!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Fuck!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn has signed off
I was wondering what you were doing.

This was stellar.

LessinSF 01-07-2009 03:56 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 376654)
Who are you and what have you done with dtb?
Now GWNC is using her login instead of her son.

sunnybunny 01-07-2009 04:01 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 376660)
What's his sport? How fast is he?
]

runner, and no idea, but not an ounce of fat on him. I know you hate it when I'm fucking someone who is faster than you.

bold_n_brazen 01-07-2009 04:04 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 376649)
It's possible, in fact, that a person does get freaked out by feeling that they he or she may like someone too much. But that only happens when the person is rebounding from a relationship, gets quickly smitten by the first person who expresses interest in him, but is haunted by the completely accurate concern that the person he has fallen for on the rebound is actually a complete dweeb.
Quickly smitten would be a great name for a band.

cheval de frise 01-07-2009 04:07 PM
Measured in yawktoseconds
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376663)
]

runner, and no idea, but not an ounce of fat on him. I know you hate it when I'm fucking someone who is faster than you.
Frankly, I think he's grateful.

CDF

Penske_Account 01-07-2009 04:09 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376663)
]

runner, and no idea, but not an ounce of fat on him. I know you hate it when I'm fucking someone who is faster than you.
In fairness, have we substantiated that it has ever happened? I thought the really fast IM guy was a` friend of an old BF, or am I confusing it? Or did you do both?

Penske_Account 01-07-2009 04:10 PM
Re: Measured in yawktoseconds
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 376669)
Frankly, I think he's grateful.

CDF
You give me too much faith........ :(

Adder 01-07-2009 04:12 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 376663)
I know you hate it when I'm fucking someone who is faster than you.
Penske's self esteem has improved markedly since he got treatment for his, um, "prematurity" problem.

Penske_Account 01-07-2009 04:15 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 376676)
Penske's self esteem has improved markedly since he got treatment for his, um, "prematurity" problem.
A little age helps. When I turned 30 back in '04, things naturally settled into a longer rhythm.

Not Bob 01-07-2009 04:18 PM
Re: Can I....um....[scuff toe]...carry your books?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 376653)
{Too much effort for passive-aggressive flirting}.
Nonsense. I think everyone will agree that I am mostly correct when I say that no effort is too much effort where flirting with sebby is involved. He's dreaaaaamy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 376653)
Kudos. This is way more subtle than that "I wanna bone C-deuced" sock from years ago. (Not that I'm ascribing that one to you.)

Carry on, sir.

CDF
Thank you.

That was not my sock -- my stalker socks are Not All That Secret. Anything That Moves (for fringey) (sigh) and The Tiny, Tiny Ex Boyfriend (for barely).

John Phoenix 01-07-2009 04:19 PM
Re: General announcement and warning
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 376661)
i was wondering what you were doing.

This was stellar.
2

cheval de frise 01-07-2009 04:24 PM
Rip Van Twinkle
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 376678)
A little age helps. When I turned 30 back in '04, things naturally settled into a longer rhythm.
Penske's measurement problem has apparently metastasized. Hide the women and children. (Household pets too, to be safe.)

CDF
:)

Not Bob 01-07-2009 04:30 PM
Re: General announcement and warning
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 376681)
2
You are all too kind.

I must say, the "somehwere around Darien at the edge of the golf course" line made me giggle as I typed it. Ah, the joys of the Nutmeg State.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 01-07-2009 04:35 PM
Re: My Trusty Internet Friends (Hi Thurgreed)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 376654)
Who are you and what have you done with dtb?
I didn't know dtb had a teenager.

taxwonk 01-07-2009 04:35 PM
Re: So
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 376535)
Sebby has time to IM dtb, but not to post here? What a dick. I hope I don't turn out like him.

Is he coming our way?


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