Weekend stuff -- the Number
 

You, I do for the sheer pleasure of bringing you pleasure. It's a natural high.

who were you?
 

I just looked in the hallway and out all of my windows to make sure you aren't here watching me.

Thrashers(actually, my one indulgence is a kick-ass high-powered convertible sports car but yes I am trying to pay off the house in the next few years and I also own an 8 year old car but that is for rainy days)Fan

who were you?
 

Oral sex is not sex for purposes of "the number."

Oral sex is sex if you are my SO and you let some skanky chick blow you at a club.

Weekend stuff -- the Number
 

No, your system isn't pointless. Its reckless. If folks start playing with the definition of sex, the already confusing dating pool will get even more confusing.

Imagine if guys were able to tell people they had sex with women based on hand jobs or blow jobs. That's a disastrous recipe for semantic abuse where none is needed because guys already lie about their sexual lives.

And how in the hell can two people hook up but only one have sex? You're turning logic and simple rules of the english language on their ear.

S(obviously, I'm doing this tongue in cheek, so don't take offense - I just find this a pretty amusing topic)D

who were you?
 

Nothing qualifies as sex unless you are completely sober, know the full name of your partner(s), have a good chance of ever seeing your partner(s) again in public AND someone other than your partner(s) in the act witnessed said act in its entirety. I am not a ho.

Edited to note that my son is the product of immaculate conception and I don't just mean that the kitchen floor was spotless at the time.

Weekend stuff -- the Number
 

To quote Kelly Bundy: "The mind wobbles."

who were you?
 

I can see the male part, but the "excellent self control" really throws me.

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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around the territory of modern Egypt approximately in 700.
Your profession was builder of houses, temples, cathedrals.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.
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who were you?
 

This explains a lot about me and could be potentially outable.

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around the territory of modern Central Russia approximately in 1800.
Your profession was dramatist, director, musician, bard.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You were sane practical person, materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped weaker and poor.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those, who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

who were you?
 

Fuck

who were you?
 

Did I read this correctly? It's only sex if there are voyeurs who like to stick around for the long haul?

who were you?
 

This leads to the another question... If one gets a hand job in an massage parlor (known in slang as a "washie washie" or "happy ending"), is that cheating?

A friend swears it isn't - I say he's taking a holiday from logic because in my book, that's cheating.

S(why anyone gets a hummer from a stripper or a hand job from a massage girl amazes me - seems like soooo much risk for so little payoff)D

who were you?
 

Yep, that would be my personal rule. I have a virginal reputation to maintain you know.

who were you?
 

Huh -- that last requirement makes me, to my knowledge, a virgin. The waves of purity washing over me are quite refreshing.

who were you?
 

Would your friend feel the same way if his wife/girlfriend got her oil checked by a dude with long fingers at a massage parlor?

who were you?
 

Well, when the cops bust the place, and him, for prostitution, I'm guessing the "it wasn't sex" defense isn't going to fly. Unless you're defending him:

"Your honor, this man could not possibly get an STD from that woman. So it's not sex."