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notcasesensitive 09-15-2005 11:25 PM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh, thre is always a secret stash in the event refrigerator. Or the delivery people will bring it to you if you ask nicely. That said, this is sheer slaphappiness. Its not a daily event but it happens.

I am off th popcorn bc I find that it secretes out my pores for hours and god knows whats in it. I wont flaunt our multiple hot chocoalte varieties in your face. No pepppermint schnapps though
Lately there has been no hot chocolate in the kitchenette. I have not had the opportunity to discuss this with the office services peron on my floor yet. I have been chocolateless.

Atticus Grinch 09-16-2005 02:26 AM
Confidential memo to the international cycling community
 
Lance Armstrong? Dick Pound? Greg LeMond? Hein Verbruggen? Can you please come up with some people who don't sound like they're straight off the gay porn pseudonym list?

spookyfish 09-16-2005 08:52 AM
Confidential memo to the international cycling community
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Lance Armstrong? Dick Pound? Greg LeMond? Hein Verbruggen? Can you please come up with some people who don't sound like they're straight off the gay porn pseudonym list?
And apropos of this, the best part of the story may very well be the headline:

"UCI President Accused in Armstrong Leak"

Armstrong leak, indeed.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-16-2005 10:14 AM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
4. The visible collar bones. Somebody give the girl a slice of pizza. Stat.
This one doesn't make any sense to me. Visible collar bones has little to no relation to a person's weight.

http://www.magnetictimes.com/images/...-berry-web.jpg

Of course, Halle isn't a fattie, but she's hardly skeletal. Besides, I've never even dated a woman whose collar bones were hidden. And I'm no Spanky cuz I've never dated Vogue models.

Anyone?

TM

dtb 09-16-2005 10:16 AM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive

ETA: However, I am returning to edit in hyphens in the hope that they will please my dear dtb.
Your efforts at pleasing me have been wildly successful.

You are my new favorite (I think GWNC is AWOL -- so don't anyone tell her!)

dtb 09-16-2005 10:17 AM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And I'm no Spanky cuz I've never dated Vogue models.

Anyone?

TM
But what about 9-year-olds? I don't think you're out of the Spanky woods until you answer this crucial question.

nononono 09-16-2005 10:17 AM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This one doesn't make any sense to me. Visible collar bones has little to no relation to a person's weight.

http://www.magnetictimes.com/images/...-berry-web.jpg

Of course, Halle isn't a fattie, but she's hardly skeletal. Besides, I've never even dated a woman whose collar bones were hidden. And I'm no Spanky cuz I've never dated Vogue models.

Anyone?

TM
Completely agree. Mine showed even fully plumped up at about-to-give-birth pregnancy time.

Hank Chinaski 09-16-2005 10:22 AM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And I'm no Spanky cuz I've never dated Vogue models.

Anyone?

TM
You may have moved off that board before he clarified, but turned out it was the East German Vogue.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-16-2005 10:26 AM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
But what about 9-year-olds? I don't think you're out of the Spanky woods until you answer this crucial question.
She said she was 17!

TM

Not Bob 09-16-2005 10:41 AM
Don't you know that it's different for girls?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ooooh. Commonly-used phrase burn. NotBob, how come you won't help me?
Because you're not a hot chick. Duh.

(The direct question exception to my Not Wonking policy applies to this post.)

Not Bob 09-16-2005 10:45 AM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Dissent. Several of my socks yanked your chain righteously at one time or another, not the least of which was patentpara's gaming of you. Didn't you meet the trannie hooker I hired to play her for coffee?
Serious question prompted by mild curiosity -- was patentpara really your sock?

futbol fan 09-16-2005 11:19 AM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Serious question prompted by mild curiosity -- was patentpara really your sock?
Serious question prompted by long experience -- what do you think your chances are of getting a straight answer to this question?

Not Bob 09-16-2005 11:47 AM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Serious question prompted by long experience -- what do you think your chances are of getting a straight answer to this question?
Slim and none. But you never know.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-16-2005 11:49 AM
Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The plus side: I know I can totally win slutiest.
Damn. This kind of challenge really brings out my competitive nature. I want to win slutiest!

greatwhitenorthchick 09-16-2005 11:57 AM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Your efforts at pleasing me have been wildly successful.

You are my new favorite (I think GWNC is AWOL -- so don't anyone tell her!)
ahem.

futbol fan 09-16-2005 12:00 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
you never know.
Exactly. You have to be in it to win it.

futbol fan 09-16-2005 12:02 PM
Slooty?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Damn. This kind of challenge really brings out my competitive nature. I want to win slutiest!
Given the importance of communication and full disclosure to a healthy and long-lasting relationship, I have taken the liberty of forwarding this post to your maybe-ok-he-really-is boyfriend. No need to thank.

dtb 09-16-2005 12:07 PM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ahem.
heh heh.

That was just a test.

I was hoping it would bring you back.

Yay me and my wily ways!!!

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-16-2005 12:07 PM
I actually might die
 
So hungover.

Kill me now.

I would like a blow job first.

Replaced_Texan 09-16-2005 12:09 PM
I actually might die
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So hungover.

Kill me now.

I would like a blow job first.
It's not in 5-7-5 format, but somehow, it works.

J. Fred Muggs 09-16-2005 12:13 PM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
But what about 9-year-olds? I don't think you're out of the Spanky woods until you answer this crucial question.
Well, not making it out the Spanky woods would make him have something in common with the 9-year-olds.

futbol fan 09-16-2005 12:15 PM
I actually might die
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So hungover.

Kill me now.

I would like a blow job first.
Did you take any preventative measures or did you just start downing the vodkas when it looked like the three-way was really going to happen?

I forget who swears by Chaser. Is it sold in stores or do you need to order it?

Shape Shifter 09-16-2005 12:18 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Exactly. You have to be in it to win it.
Off my corner, ho.

Hank Chinaski 09-16-2005 12:19 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Off my corner, ho.
http://gallery.stlcomics.com/nancysluggo131.jpg

notcasesensitive 09-16-2005 12:27 PM
I actually might die
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Did you take any preventative measures or did you just start downing the vodkas when it looked like the three-way was really going to happen?

I forget who swears by Chaser. Is it sold in stores or do you need to order it?
I am the Chaser chick. It is sold in Walgreens, Sav On and, I'm sure, other neighborhood drug stores near you. Some even keep it in one of the just-before-the-register displays, for those who might purchase on a whim.

Spanky apparently knows of some cheaper version of the same stuff, but I haven't investigated that yet.

notcasesensitive 09-16-2005 12:29 PM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This one doesn't make any sense to me. Visible collar bones has little to no relation to a person's weight.

http://www.magnetictimes.com/images/...-berry-web.jpg

Of course, Halle isn't a fattie, but she's hardly skeletal. Besides, I've never even dated a woman whose collar bones were hidden. And I'm no Spanky cuz I've never dated Vogue models.

Anyone?

TM
Maybe visible is the wrong word. Mine are visible too. Protruding? Does that work better for you? When there is no fat on the upper body, the collarbones sort of seem to jut out.

Shape Shifter 09-16-2005 12:35 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
[large picture with questionable humor value]
I was up past my bedtime last night and ran across Boogie Nights. It was the scene where Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character, Scotty, makes the awkard pass at Dirk Diggler and is rejected. Scotty is left alone in the car that he'd bought to impress Dirk, and starts blubbering uncontrollably, repeating "I'm a fucking idiot!" over and over while pounding his hands on the steering wheel. Scotty is at that moment completely alone in the world, humiliated, miserable, and pathetic.

I picture you as having many of these moments.

Hank Chinaski 09-16-2005 12:39 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was up past my bedtime last night and ran across Boogie Nights. It was the scene where Phillip Seymor Hoffman's character, Scotty, makes the awkard pass at Dirk Diggler and is rejected. Scotty is left alone in the car that he'd bought to impress Dirk, and starts blubbering uncontrollably, repeating "I'm a fucking idiot!" over and over while pounding his hands on the steering wheel. Scotty is at that moment completely alone in the world, humiliated, miserable, and pathetic.

I picture you as having many of these moments.
http://dennisthemenacetv.homestead.c...the-menace.jpg

futbol fan 09-16-2005 12:47 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I picture you as having many of these moments.
To be fair, I understand Hank only tried to kiss Penske once.

bold_n_brazen 09-16-2005 12:48 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dumb shit.
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9...tter8ib3pc.gif

Shape Shifter 09-16-2005 12:50 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
[another large picture that contradicts what I learned while watching Boogie Nights, namely that size does matter]
Please kill this schtick now.

Hank Chinaski 09-16-2005 01:07 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Please kill this schtick now.
I like Nancy and Sluggo. I didn't mean to offend you.

Shape Shifter 09-16-2005 01:10 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I like Nancy and Sluggo. I didn't mean to offend you.
It's okay. I love you too, Scotty. Just not in that way.

http://www.dvdreview.com/fullreviews...ieNights10.jpg

Hank Chinaski 09-16-2005 01:15 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's okay. I love you too, Scotty. Just not in that way.

http://www.dvdreview.com/fullreviews...ieNights10.jpg
Hoffman is starring in Capote, and of course was in Happiness, but I didn't know until a second ago that he's in SWC, and IMDB has this troubling bit of news:
  • Hi Strangerlovers!

    Well, I gave it a shot. It seems Warner Independent Pictures is not in any rush to release the Strangers movie. I received this saddening response from the very helpful Lorena David who is with Roberts/David Films, Inc.- the movie's co-production company (along with Worldwide Pants, Inc. - David Letterman as CEO). Neither Roberts/ David Films, Inc. nor Worldwide Pants, Inc. can make the movie be released. Please post on the fan boards, so we can make some noise, and see if we can get a grass-roots push to get this wonderful movie out!

Straight to video at least would be fine.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-16-2005 01:22 PM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Maybe visible is the wrong word. Mine are visible too. Protruding? Does that work better for you? When there is no fat on the upper body, the collarbones sort of seem to jut out.
I knew what you were saying. Hell, I bet even fringey has visible collarbones (and not just the ones in her cellar).

But I didn't think hers jutted out such that she looked like she needed a sammich


http://www.wallpaper-area.de/wallpap...Hewitt_004.jpg

TM

Penske_Account 09-16-2005 01:23 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Serious question prompted by long experience -- what do you think your chances are of getting a straight answer to this question?
Asked and answered.

Penske_Account 09-16-2005 01:24 PM
I actually might die
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So hungover.

Kill me now.

I would like a blow job first.
Wonk, you're proximate to Coltrane, no? Could ya help a bro' out here?

Penske_Account 09-16-2005 01:25 PM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Maybe visible is the wrong word. Mine are visible too. Protruding? Does that work better for you? When there is no fat on the upper body, the collarbones sort of seem to jut out.

You saw collarbones in that picture? Let me check again.....

Penske_Account 09-16-2005 01:26 PM
Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
To be fair, I understand Hank only tried to kiss Penske once.
What do u mean by "only tried"?

Penske_Account 09-16-2005 01:29 PM
From The Sports Guy's Mailbag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I knew what you were saying. Hell, I bet even fringey has visible collarbones


TM
You would win that bet but you have to lift the chins to corroborate.


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