Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Yes. Either head at that. Indeed. :D

Re: I guess it's been the nearly a decade
 

I gave up my dream of pirate-hood.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I used to run in them, when I was less than 150. I liked them. I am a forefoot striker.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Re: Hypothetical
 

Because Teton is more like Tatas than Tata?

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

In fairness you should post the link to the NSFW version......:o:)

Re: Hypothetical
 

Yes.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I just finished reading Born to Run, where there is lots of talk about barefoot running and how much running shoes are the devil.

I think I'd like to buy me a pair of Nike Frees.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

That's why I tried them.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I ran my half-marathon in the pouring rain on Sunday morning and my calves got very sore from lifting my heavy wet feet for 13.1 miles. Seriously. It's still kind of hard to go down stairs.

Overall, apart from being absolutely drenched and freezing after I stopped, the race went well. I'm going to do another one in the fall, I think.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

it's why I eat chia seeds

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Yay Gwink!

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Is it terribly sad or something else entirely that all I really want right now is a fancy-schmancy blender and new running shoes?

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

If that's all you want, it sounds like you are pretty contented which is something else entirely!

Re: Confidential to Hank
 

why cure premature ejaculation? aren't you just delaying the woman's ultimate disappointment?

Re: Confidential to Hank
 

Anyone been wondering where Shave has been?


http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...Cat--70734.jpg

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

do you eat them dry or mix them up into sludge and eat them? The consistency of the sludge is a bit much for me.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

sludge. for now. I am getting blow back because the little fuckers are stuck to half the glasses we take out of the dishwasher.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

thank you!

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I have the same problems. I now just eat them dry and sprinkled on salads. The sludge is too much, man.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Being as how I am so healthy, I had to look them up on Wiki. Salvia Hispanica? I prefer Salvia Divinorum.

Re: Hypothetical
 

I don't normally respond to posts twice, but the PB Jewish joke thread reminded me of the proper answer:

You should build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

You should fill your yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
(Insert)Squawking just as noisily as they can. (End Insert)
With each loud "cheep" "swaqwk" "honk" "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."

You should see your wife looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

You should biddy biddy bum.

Re: Confidential to Hank
 

Jim Beam's still under $20 a bottle. Unless this drugmaker has unheard-of low R&D, I say short that dog.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

You've baldness to cure?

(I'd be careful there. Those pets look like stuffed animals covered in pubic hair.)

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

2.

Re: Hypothetical
 

Spend a bunch of it staying in hospitals, mostly paid for by my insurance so this does not make me destitute-er, then have my parents come stay with me. Oh, I'd give up driving and wouldn't walk unless with someone, like a parent. I would limit my activities to things they will put up with, BOTH of them.

Re: Hypothetical
 

You can't send one of them out to stock up on motor oil or popcorn or something?

Re: Hypothetical
 

Makes banging a guy in a wife beater seem pretty good, doesn't it, Adder.

Re: Hypothetical
 

Any reach around involved?

Re: Hypothetical
 

This does not sound fun. Do you have any other ideas?

Also, someone who is cooler than me (i.e. has the appropriate hook up) needs to send you some "special" brownies or something.

Also
 

This is delicious.

life at ground zero
 

living in an economically impacted town isn't what you'd think. I know a few people out of work, but they keep their heads low- and no one I know well has gotten the ax-

but now and then I see something that highlights it- like I go to this physical therapist when I have running injuries- my guy is the top- i haven't been to him for 5 lucky years- but today I was back-

5 years ago he was swamped. every table full and he used assistants for everything he could. he is tied to an ortho surgeon, so to get to him I have to go throught the sham of going to the doctor as a gate keeper, "Well, you have a severe hamstring pull. surgery isn't warrented, but you need therapy."

But as I'm waiting for the doctor to come in my exam room, and asthe doctor was with me, and as I left, the therapist was hanging around just bullshitting- this is 8:15-9.

I asked wtf-

he said lots of people out of work and have lost insurance AND those people with a job are not even considering anything elective and are living with pain rather than risk taking a few hours off three days a week.

it's that sort thing that really highlights it.

Re: Also
 

I don't drink alcohol from hillybillyland, but, thanks, that will make a nice gift for a bourbon drinker whom I know. :):)

Glee for TM
 

Lines like this mean you should add this to the princess bed TV schedule.

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs631...._2853342_n.jpg

The writers always put some crazy funny lines in the script. My 2 faves last night were "How is it you two don't have a show on Bravo" and "I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary," neither of which are particularly funny out of context.

Re: Also
 

Thanks!!

(in advance, of course)

Re: Hypothetical
 

I can get rid of one that way, but alas, they do not want me to be alone and I don't want to involve them in my sex life.

Re: Hypothetical
 

My name is not Adder but yes, it does.

Re: Hypothetical
 

Is motor oil or popcorn involved in your sex life?

Best Tattoo Ever
 

Am I right, ladies?:

http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/upl...es-love-it.jpg

TM

Re: Best Tattoo Ever
 

I think it's stupid - I mean outrageous. Stay away from me if you're contagious.