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Tyrone Slothrop 03-17-2013 03:29 AM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477654)
I was going to post that you only were curious because you had down time in an airport. For those of you who don't read PB, Ty pretty much gets his thoughts dictated to him. Some ad break has informed him what shirts to wear, and it was only the chance of a layover near a Pink store that allowed him to ask the question. Now that he is plugged back in, he won't question his status quo. Sad.
I was only curious because it was the seventh hour I spent in Heathrow this week. What does that have to do with ad breaks, or having my thoughts dictated to me?

Atticus Grinch 03-17-2013 11:24 AM
Re: Hank admits he has inner conflicts
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477655)
My dermatologist is a woman. For the most part it was a nice doctor patient relationship: but when I was in China my balls started to itch. I wasn't sure if it was a dry skin thing or a Chinese crotch rot fungus thing. I went to her, and walked in w/o issue. I was mature enough to let a female doc look at my junk. I have to admit I was nervous I'd pop wood, but still ready for it.

I didn't go woody. She seemed blown away by it though. She wore these weird googles in, like she needed to de-sexualize the visit. Whatever.

A month ago I realized I had a skin tag on my scrotum. I thought about asking my GP to rec a male dermo, but I realized that was a wimp move, wrong on lots of levels.

So I googled "removing your skin tags at home." I cut the thing off with a nail clipper, cuz I just couldn't go back in there.
There's so much about this post I'd like to unsee.

Icky Thump 03-17-2013 12:13 PM
Re: Hank admits he has inner conflicts
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477655)
My dermatologist is a woman. For the most part it was a nice doctor patient relationship: but when I was in China my balls started to itch. I wasn't sure if it was a dry skin thing or a Chinese crotch rot fungus thing. I went to her, and walked in w/o issue. I was mature enough to let a female doc look at my junk. I have to admit I was nervous I'd pop wood, but still ready for it.

I didn't go woody. She seemed blown away by it though. She wore these weird googles in, like she needed to de-sexualize the visit. Whatever.

A month ago I realized I had a skin tag on my scrotum. I thought about asking my GP to rec a male dermo, but I realized that was a wimp move, wrong on lots of levels.

So I googled "removing your skin tags at home." I cut the thing off with a nail clipper, cuz I just couldn't go back in there.
Thank you for sharing that with the class.

Hank Chinaski 03-17-2013 01:08 PM
Re: Hank admits he has inner conflicts
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 477658)
There's so much about this post I'd like to unsee.
It may only be of use to 1 in 10 readers, but those people will find it very valuable advice.

Icky Thump 03-17-2013 01:20 PM
Re: Hank admits he has inner conflicts
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477660)
It may only be of use to 1 in 10 readers, but those people will find it very valuable advice.
Yes very valuable when one has had too much to drink and is looking for a way to purge.

Icky Thump 03-17-2013 01:26 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
The best thing about getting old: The only care you have about farting in public is whether or not this will be the 1 in 10 times when you get an "uh-oh" surprise.

Adder 03-18-2013 12:24 AM
Re: Hank admits he has inner conflicts
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477655)
My dermatologist is a woman. For the most part it was a nice doctor patient relationship: but when I was in China my balls started to itch. I wasn't sure if it was a dry skin thing or a Chinese crotch rot fungus thing. I went to her, and walked in w/o issue. I was mature enough to let a female doc look at my junk. I have to admit I was nervous I'd pop wood, but still ready for it.

I didn't go woody. She seemed blown away by it though. She wore these weird googles in, like she needed to de-sexualize the visit. Whatever.

A month ago I realized I had a skin tag on my scrotum. I thought about asking my GP to rec a male dermo, but I realized that was a wimp move, wrong on lots of levels.

So I googled "removing your skin tags at home." I cut the thing off with a nail clipper, cuz I just couldn't go back in there.
Ty, can you please delete this one?

I'm scarred. And not on the scrotum.

Hank Chinaski 03-18-2013 10:26 AM
Re: Hank admits he has inner conflicts
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 477663)
Ty, can you please delete this one?

I'm scarred. And not on the scrotum.
I was asking the question if anyone else has a problem with a lady doctor; just doing it in a colorful way.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 03-18-2013 10:43 AM
Re: Hank admits he has inner conflicts
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477665)
I was asking the question if anyone else has a problem with a lady doctor; just doing it in a colorful way.
I think you learned here that this story should not be part of your next Moth presentation.

And to everyone else: this is what happens when we complain about Hank posting the same shit over and over and over. Look, it's all he's got. You want more, you have to deal with scrotal skin tags.

Icky Thump 03-18-2013 11:26 AM
Re: Hank admits he has inner conflicts
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 477665)
I was asking the question if anyone else has a problem with a lady doctor; just doing it in a colorful way.
No. I had a very attractive female chiropractor once. She ended one session once by playfully tussling my hair.

taxwonk 03-18-2013 02:08 PM
Re: Hank admits he has inner conflicts
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 477663)
Ty, can you please delete this one?

I'm scarred. And not on the scrotum.
This is the written equivalent of the creepy senior partner who insists his associate follow him into the men's room and wants you to stand next to him "so he doesn't have to talk over his shoulder" at you.

I feel unclean.

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Not Bob's Id 03-18-2013 05:16 PM
Not because I hang with Leonardo.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 477668)
No. I had a very attractive female chiropractor once. She ended one session once by playfully tussling my hair.
You too? Please don't tell Not Bob -- it would crush him to hear that she did that to other patients. She called him "kiddo" when she did it, and the poor schmoe didn't stop smiling for a week. He looked like one of the kids at the special school downtown who run the counter at the courthouse coffee shop in the afternoon. Anyway, hope you had better luck -- she didn't help with with his back pain, but at that point he didn't care.

Atticus Grinch 03-18-2013 07:35 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 477662)
The best thing about getting old: The only care you have about farting in public is whether or not this will be the 1 in 10 times when you get an "uh-oh" surprise.
What the hell is happening to this board?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 03-18-2013 07:47 PM
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 477679)
What the hell is happening to this board?
I really don't know. I used to think I was one of the old people here, but now I'm pretty certain half the board plays golf on Tuesdays before getting the early bird dinner at Flo's and turning in early.


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