Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
 

1. J.A.P.

J.A.P.
Jewish American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, golddigging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving "Jewish Heritage.")

A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
Bane to the existence of dating men. The key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.

References:
See www.jdate.com or refer to the "She put the Jew in Jewess Jeans" classic Saturday Night Live skit for examples.
"Jdate is full of J.A.P.'s."

"That girl is a total J.A.P."

"What an f_ing J.A.P.!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=J.A.P.

"Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female."

Let's see.... check. check. check. check. check. check.

Yup. That's me.

Tmesis
 

To paraphrase the B-52's...

It's a GIANT CLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Usually, married life rawks, but...
 

Hmm. I have heard of Panther Creek and Rex Hill, not the other two, although I am always willing to learn.

Champagne Cellars reminds me that [hi Ty!]my favorite domestic sparkler is Oregon's own "Argyle"......the 1994 Tirage is amazing [/Hi Ty!]

Tmesis
 

It's a geoduck, the world's largest burrowing clam, and the new mascot of Evergreen State College.

Here's another lovely shot:

http://www.evergreen.edu/athletics/i...geoduck_sm.jpg

Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
 

Talking to my sister.

Bettheny was my sister's good friend', Natalie (who Koppleman gota job at SPK records) best friend. Stayed at her apartment all the time. described as "loud mouthed jap, I couldnt stand her". "jernnifer koppelm,an and bettheny are the most annoyin g people. Bettheny Frankel. I hate her, she is such a jap. As soon as she came on, I said, oh I know aht girl. then koppelman came on and I said "oh I know that guy" and she dated Brian Koppelman. Ugh". bettheny had that nineties wavy japy hair, and the ripped jeans, so jappy. Hate her". "she has her own company, makes flourless bhaked goods, imports pashminas, has done well for herself with daddy's money. She was just like that in real life, she needs to get voted off soon".

As for Keoppelman "I hate that Jennifer Koppelman. I cant even watch CHarles Koppelman. I have no respect for the way he raised his kids- she used to park her bright red Mercededs 190 E illegally on the quad everyday and just said that she will take the ticket. Had Run DMC at her sweet 16. She reminds me of how much I hated Tufts. Natalie only put up with her bc of the money thing. " Long island? Oh yeah. Ugh. " I hate them, spoiled, spoiled spoiled, I dont care how much money you have, you have to teach your kids a work ethic. I may have to stop watching the Apprentice. "


Top that bnb.

ETA- sister tried to email bettheny to get Natalie's email and it got bounched back. "too big a stah!"

Usually, married life rawks, but...
 

mcbvr had a co-hort in GA, he probably knows her.

Big Brother Finale
 

Correction:

I thought there was proximity, it was just that she ran out of the rohypnol, no?

Hey NYers
 

I love that place but its like 415 a night plus like 14 percent tax. trying to spend a wee bit less bc, well, I am a cheap jewess.

Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
 

spit, no swallow?

Usually, married life rawks, but...
 

One person's Joan Jett lyric is another person's affair-ending advance.

Usually, married life rawks, but...
 

None other than your former co-moderator of the infirm PacNW Board. I may need to get him on the job. But then, he's sorta a real life slut, so he'd probably try to fuck her himself.

Usually, married life rawks, but...
 

Whatever happened to ThrashersFan?

Usually, married life rawks, but...
 

Argyle is very nice. Try the "Nuthouse" Pinot. Very nice. Also one of the only Oregon wineries who can do a California-style Chard well.

Panther Creek's pinots are consistently good. Check 'em out.

Usually, married life rawks, but...
 

Good old Socialist_Agenda. Those were the days..........[sigh]

Usually, married life rawks, but...
 

She finally gave up the anal after a few too many bud dry light ices one night. Too embarassed to show her avatar around here after that.