Public internet posting to Paigs
 

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

His refractory period isn't what it used to be.

Public internet posting to Paigs
 

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Originally posted by LessinSF
When one is approached while reading a book at an Irish bar in Portland (where part of my family lives) clearly patronized by many local college-age kids on a Friday night and asked if I am Italian, and then how old I am (after denying any Italian lineage), the answer is not the truth. The truth apparently turns off drunk, horny 21-year Portland State students just returned from a year studying in Salzburg. I apparently need to start lying about my age - heavily.
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trying to appear Professorial?

Keira
 

You don't lie. She is amazing.

http://www.poster.net/alba-jessica/a...ba-6200608.jpg

http://home.utm.utoronto.ca/~bcale/h...a_alba_001.jpg

http://albalover.freeservers.com/jessicafront.jpg

http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/.../jess_alba.jpg

And she looks better on film than in photos.

TM

Keira
 

She's not bad but seeing her reminds me that I miss The Daintiest Petunia....[sigh].....her time here was too short. Too $hort indeed.

Keira
 

no offense, but either JA or DP would want to know how old you are first thing, and that would be the end of it. nttawwt.

Keira
 

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

That all depends on the film. "Honey" sucked pretty bad.

Nigerian Scam
 

Briticisms? Whatever. Clearly, you were the scammed guy, taken in by the "fancy" language.

Best presents
 

The worst present I received was just a stocking stuffer, but here goes -- a bag (like a bag of chips) of cotton candy. This would not have been so bad, but I insisted on opening and trying. It does taste like cotton candy (maybe a little stale). No one over the age of 8 should attempt to consume cotton candy. THey should print that on the bag. Blech.

Best present -- I received a beautiful flat-screen monitor for the home computer (necessitating some additional matching accessories in a later purchase). But still working out anti-virus kinks...

Keira
 

I thought he was lying about sub 20. But I'm too lazy to try to figure it out. She was sub 20 when her show started, but wasn't that like 4 years ago?

(she is hot)


Edit: Dark Angel was 2000. She is not sub 20 according to IMDB: Born in Pomona, CA on April 28, 1981... Timmy lives.

Gifts
 

Best gift: the watch I bought for myself. Sadly, the second, third, and fourth best gifts all came from people at work.

Worst gift: I didn't get enough gifts to get a bad gift. (But overstock.com is remedying the not getting enough gifts part.)

video games you wouldn't take home to mother
 

I came across this site yesterday. Among other things the owners review hentai video games. Some of the images are not work appropriate. In particular the link I followed took me to a game review about Battle Raper.
Here's the review. Again, some images, not work appropriate, though you have to follow links to see the more explicit ones.

Keira
 

And slave lies.

TM

Public internet posting to Paigs
 

How can you read drunk?

Thurgreed Outed?
 

http://www.ballenphotos.com/hp116.jpg

Whaddaya mean, you people?

presents
 

These are so gay. Not homosexual gay, just gay.

And by the way. the use of quotes doesnt make classy ironic and it doesnt say "I, the poster, know I should not use this word but if I put quotes around it, I can use it without seeming prole".

ketchup
 

Please explain

Keira
 

I find Ricci attractive in that odd way...



Plus, she has a helluva (real) rack...


...Link won't post.

http://www.hottie.co.uk/celebs/ricci/ChristinaRicci.jpg

ketchup
 

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Scouring of the Shire
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I think it's similar to "spanking the monkey", but I could be wrong.

Banned in the USA
 

The Bush admin has decided to ban ephedra.

spree: article from ESPN.com re recent decision.

Keira
 

Didn't she have a reduction a few years ago a la Drew Barrymore?

I like XTina Ricci.

Keira
 

If by reduction, you mean reduced her entire body by starving herself, yes.

ketchup
 

here is a very geeky link for the curious

http://www.filmhobbit.com/forum/arch...ic/1910-1.html

My dad read Lotr to us when we were kids. We got through the first book and the second book and halfway through the third, and then for some reason we stopped. I can't remember why. So I never really knew what happened to Sauruman, and the movie didn't adequately resolve it.

ketchup
 

Book but not movie

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In the book the hobbits return to the Shire to find it overrun by a band evil men (and maybe some orcs? - its been a while), who have essentially enslaved the hobbits, with the complicity of some of the hobbits, including some relatives of Bilbo. The adventuring hobbits, flush with their new found heroism (and weapons), lead a revolt and banish the men. The damage, however, has been done, and the Shire will never quite be the same. The resolution gives the Shire a reason to elevate the adventuring hobbits to leadership roles (because otherwise hobbits just wouldn't care), and resolves the Baggins family conflicts. Note the family conflicts are left out of the movies entirely.

I think Sam's marriage is an important resolution to the story, and done well (what, a minute of screen time?). But Frodo could have gotten on that boat a little quicker.

Keira
 

I'm not 100% sold on this idea. There's something very alien-looking or unborn looking about her. She's got a huge noggin -- I think it's the Mena Suvari large forehead effect and enormous eyes.

Then again, she does come across as having that sort of slutty dirty-girl thing going on, so that might be part of the attraction.



Or that.

Keira
 

Yes. With her giant round head on her newly bony body, Christina Ricci looks disconcertingly like one of those freakish bobble-head dolls. She was much more in proportion when her big head matched her rack matched her hips.

That said, I do like her a lot as an actress. It's her endless photos in Vogue every month that creep me out.

Keira
 

If you've any doubt about how hot Keira is, check out that Pirate flick she did with Johnny Depp. Basically, the otherwise dreadful movie runs solely on her looks and Depp's acting, which is saying a lot, because the thing clocks in at over two hours.

Keira
 

She's really beautiful. What the hell is everyone (or is just Paigow, which perfectly explains the wackjob nitpick analysis) who is criticizing her thinking?

Keira
 

Is anynoe else rolling their eyes?

Speaking of LOTR
 

Alex, get a fucking hobby. Shit, chronic masturbation is more productive than this shit...

Any shmuck with a hint of an imagination can torture a piece of art to divine meaning that doesn't exist, but I'd hardly call such idiots - or the waste they spew on paper - "interesting." "Tools" is more appropriate.

Guess what? There is no secret meaning behind 99% of everything you read or see. Chaucer, Shakespeare, Faulkner, James, Yeats, Lenny Bruce, Bobcat Golthwait, Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, Motley Crue, Alice in Wonderland, the Wizard of Oz and just about every other enteratiner/entertainment through history has been exactly what it purposrts to be - ENTERTAINMENT. Some pathetic people can't live with this simplicity, so they find subplots and ejaculate idiot theories about hidden subplots or political undertones. Those people are idiots. Like David Gilmour once said when asked about hidden messages on Dark Side of the Moon, "Its all just fucking pop music."

Keira
 

I just skimmed a bunch of pictures that refuse to post here and her head actually looks too SMALL for her body. But her eyes are huge, which might make her look like a bobble head. I'm pretty sure I'm a sucker for huge almond-shaped eyes...and huge melon-shaped boobs...

Keira
 

What? Depp's a good fucking actor, and Keira looks damn hot in the movie.

Keira
 

Now he's doing porn? What would his children think!!!!!!!!

Speaking of LOTR
 

There's a staggering amount of secret (poor word choice) meaning in Shakespeare. Or more precisely, double meaning.

Speaking of LOTR
 

I take it you slept through the subtext lecture when you were working on your creative writing degree?

Keira
 

I read somewhere that Depp based his character's strange mannerisms on Keith Richards. Seems pretty believable.

Keira
 

She's rolling her eyes because the entire "is Keira Knightley hot" discussion started with -- try to stay with me here -- Paigow's post about -- are you sitting down? -- Pirates of the Caribbean.

And I know you're going to say you don't have time to catch up, but save it. The price of not catching up is eye rolling and, if somebody is in the mood, a condescending and unnecessary to everyone else but you explanation of the eye rolling.

Keira
 

You're like a child who wanders in and out of conversations.

Keira
 

I read in Advocate that some people think he was "acting gay." But Advocate liked it so not sure what the article I skimmed over was getting at.

I think it's true that Depp based his character on Richards. Did Richards sleep with Jagger or is that someone else?

Keira
 

YEs, you really should devote more attention to this board, and do you work only when no one is posting.

Keira
 

I was also trying to figure out who he sounded like -- thank you.

Now that I think of it, when Capt. Jack became a skeleton, the transformation into Keef was complete.