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ThurgreedMarshall 09-18-2009 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 400429)
This would perhaps be a salient point if someone had been arguing that cheap things were the same as high-end luxury things. Thankfully, no one was.

If you were standing in front of me I'd punk you like the little bitch you sound like.

TM

Adder 09-18-2009 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 400426)
never know the joy of letting your feet interface with the environment as Jesus intended wells my eyes with a deep sense of pity.

The inside of your shoes is "the environment?"

i was penske 09-18-2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 400375)
When you go to a fancy restaurant with your wife, do you order her the pasta and a glass of house wine because you don't want to splurge on chicken and a bottle of Chilean red?

None of the above, chateaubriand and a bottle of 89 Petrus.

taxwonk 09-18-2009 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 400430)
Some "high end" brands, like Wolf/Subzero, Bose and any expensive fashion watch are actually probably lower quality than much less expensive alternatives.

For example, a nice Seiko will last longer than the piece of crap Michele watch that my wife has (for a third of the price).

Perhaps. But try and compare that Seiko to a Patek Phillippe or a Breguet.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-18-2009 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 400419)
I have one (not a Rolex, but a dive watch). It's not huge. Understated. The good thing about diving watches is their toughness, which I need since, as stated above, I beat the hell out of watches. Also, they are legitimately waterproof, so you can swim and not worry about it.

I've worn this old Date skiing, in the ocean and dropped it so many times its face should have fallen off. You can find them used all over the place now because people in dire straits are hocking all their shit. Highly recommended. Every bit as durable as a Submariner. If there's something you can do to a Submarnier or something of its ilk you can't do to one of these, it's something so extreme you'd never do it.

Adder 09-18-2009 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 400430)
Some "high end" brands, like Wolf/Subzero, Bose and any expensive fashion watch are actually probably lower quality than much less expensive alternatives.

For example, a nice Seiko will last longer than the piece of crap Michele watch that my wife has (for a third of the price).

Or, as someone helpfully restated my point for me, high end consumer goods are high-quality, "[n]ot in every case and surely not to the extent of the markup."

sebastian_dangerfield 09-18-2009 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 400439)
Perhaps. But try and compare that Seiko to a Patek Phillippe or a Breguet.

Franck Muller. But now you're getting into obscene shit. That's a serious status watch.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-18-2009 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 400441)
Or, as someone helpfully restated my point for me, high end consumer goods are high-quality, "[n]ot in every case and surely not to the extent of the markup."

This tends to happen outside planets where everything occurs in absolutes.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-18-2009 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 400439)
Perhaps. But try and compare that Seiko to a Patek Phillippe or a Breguet.

Try comparing a Rolex to those.

The Rolex is much closer to the Seiko than to a Vacheron.

Cletus Miller 09-18-2009 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 400422)
Or sweatpants for that matter.

You are wrong. Zubaz count as sweatpants.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-18-2009 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 400422)
Preaching to the choir. I hate socks.


Speaking of clothes, I realized the other day that I don't own a sweatshirt. Long-sleeved t-shirts? Yes. Long-sleeved fleece? Yes. But no sweatshirts. Or sweatpants for that matter.

That's to your credit. Guys cannot wear sweatpants. No matter how big you buy them, they outline more than they ought to. It's like saying, "Hey, check out my package."

i was penske 09-18-2009 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 400409)
That's the fucked up thing about Santonis. The leather's super thin and supple, but it never gives. Ferragamos with heavier leather die after two years of wear.

Best solution to the cost of shoes is driving moccasins. I started wearing those to work many years ago and found that they save you a ton of money. Every shoemaker manufactures a decent moccasin, and unless they're Todds or some Gucci shit, they're usually a lot less than shoes. Wear those instead and you have to replace fewer pairs of shoes. They're also great if you're anti-sock, as I am.

I have a pair of Tods mocs on now. Slate blue (outable). About 7 years old and in great condition.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-18-2009 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by i was penske (Post 400438)
None of the above, chateaubriand and a bottle of 89 Petrus.

Shrimp myself, but the Petrus is a nice choice. 89 is a bit young still - have you tried the 85?

i was penske 09-18-2009 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 400418)
Why would anyone wear socks voluntarily? Don't you like your feet to breath? They're the only thing I loath more than underwear. Tidy whiteys for the feet.

I mostly only wear socks for bowling. Neo-green with an orange XXX on the back side. Outable.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-18-2009 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 400441)
Or, as someone helpfully restated my point for me, high end consumer goods are high-quality, "[n]ot in every case and surely not to the extent of the markup."

Now re-read it as many times as it takes to seep into your blue tag sale brain.

TM

notcasesensitive 09-18-2009 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 400423)
Of course you are, but that's because you're a jackass who can't see past your own two feet.

I am fairly certain I walk more than you, but if I don't, then you walk a whole hell of a lot. Well-made shoes (and these tend to be more expensive) do not give at the seams, do not have soles that wear out as quickly and quite simply, last longer. I do the same things in my cheap shoes that I do in my expensive ones and there is a significant difference. Just like there is a significant difference between an expensive tv and a cheap one or an expensive toaster and a cheap one. Cheap things are made cheaply.

TM

I will note as unannoyingly as possible that your shoe example does not necessarily carry over to women's shoes. Super expensive luxury brands are no more likely to last a long time. Because women's shoes are made of ticky tack, sparkle, paper and air. There are exceptions in the "practical shoe" world, but the Jimmy Choos of the world are no more likely to last than the Nine Wests. Doesn't mean the Jimmy Choos aren't more stylish though.

And now I will annoyingly add that my best walking shoes are a $20 pair of Reef flip flops. Cause I can.

i was penske 09-18-2009 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 400431)
Who wears shoes at home?

TM

Me. Easier to dance in.

taxwonk 09-18-2009 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 400444)
Try comparing a Rolex to those.

The Rolex is much closer to the Seiko than to a Vacheron.

Without a doubt. I'd rather have a Hamilton than a Rolex.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-18-2009 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 400445)
You are wrong. Zubaz count as sweatpants.

What else am I going to lift in? My weight belt fits perfectly over them.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-18-2009 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 400446)
That's to your credit. Guys cannot wear sweatpants. No matter how big you buy them, they outline more than they ought to. It's like saying, "Hey, check out my package."

Disagree. Who buys tight sweatpants? I buy these or warm-ups (which I'm not sure qualify as "sweatpants"):

http://walkbyfaithshoes.com/shop/ima...s-xxl-Blac.jpg

These types of sweat pants I haven't seen on anyone since Mark Bavaro was catching passes for the Giants:

http://mokellyreport.files.wordpress...weat-pants.jpg

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 09-18-2009 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 400451)
And now I will annoyingly add that my best walking shoes are a $20 pair of Reef flip flops. Cause I can.

I tip the first of this afternoon in your direction... To evil.

And Reef flops. Which I'm wearing right now, with Hawaiian board shorts and Michigan T-shirt. (Fuck Charlie Weis. May they roll his bloated carcass out of South Bend.)

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-18-2009 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 400431)
Who wears shoes at home?

TM

People with puppies.

futbol fan 09-18-2009 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 400451)
I will note as unannoyingly as possible that your shoe example does not necessarily carry over to women's shoes. Super expensive luxury brands are no more likely to last a long time. Because women's shoes are made of ticky tack, sparkle, paper and air. There are exceptions in the "practical shoe" world, but the Jimmy Choos of the world are no more likely to last than the Nine Wests. Doesn't mean the Jimmy Choos aren't more stylish though.

And now I will annoyingly add that my best walking shoes are a $20 pair of Reef flip flops. Cause I can.

Shhhh. You're disturbing a fragile male display ritual in full flower. Shoes! Watches! Can a scotch and cigar debate be far behind?

LessinSF 09-18-2009 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 400440)
I've worn this old Date skiing, in the ocean and dropped it so many times its face should have fallen off. You can find them used all over the place now because people in dire straits are hocking all their shit. Highly recommended. Every bit as durable as a Submariner. If there's something you can do to a Submarnier or something of its ilk you can't do to one of these, it's something so extreme you'd never do it.

I am anti-watch like you are anti-sock. I hate the way they feel. As a result, I have lost every one I ever owned because I take them off, put them aside, and forget them. Who needs one anyway? I am surrounded by clocks. Cellphone, computer, alarm clock, TV, DVR, VCR, car, kitchen clock, etc.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-18-2009 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 400451)
I will note as unannoyingly as possible that your shoe example does not necessarily carry over to women's shoes. Super expensive luxury brands are no more likely to last a long time. Because women's shoes are made of ticky tack, sparkle, paper and air. There are exceptions in the "practical shoe" world, but the Jimmy Choos of the world are no more likely to last than the Nine Wests. Doesn't mean the Jimmy Choos aren't more stylish though.

Granted. But women are nuts when it comes to shoes.

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 400451)
And now I will annoyingly add that my best walking shoes are a $20 pair of Reef flip flops. Cause I can.

And sneakers are most comfortable for me to walk in. And generally, the more expensive sneakers are more comfortable and last longer than the cheap ones.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 09-18-2009 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 400457)
Disagree. Who buys tight sweatpants? I buy these or warm-ups (which I'm not sure qualify as "sweatpants"):

http://walkbyfaithshoes.com/shop/ima...s-xxl-Blac.jpg

These types of sweat pants I haven't seen on anyone since Mark Bavaro was catching passes for the Giants:

http://mokellyreport.files.wordpress...weat-pants.jpg

TM

The first are jogging pants, or warm ups.

The latter are sweat pants. And they are Wrong. In addition to the outlining of the penis, when people work out in them, those grey ones show off all the asscrack sweat. "Hey, check my shlong out from the front... And my anal perspiration on the back side."

i was penske 09-18-2009 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 400448)
Shrimp myself, but the Petrus is a nice choice. 89 is a bit young still - have you tried the 85?

Well played playa.

Adder 09-18-2009 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 400460)
Can a scotch and cigar debate be far behind?

You've reminded me (you can do penance for the rest of the board later), that scotch is another area where I will not spend my own money to go from good quality to high end. A 25 year old (or older) scotch may be a beautiful thing, but it is the kind of beautiful thing I will only enjoy when someone else (aka the firm) is buying.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-18-2009 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 400454)
Without a doubt. I'd rather have a Hamilton than a Rolex.

Eh, Rolex's are good watches. Tons of history (especially the dive watches). Not worth the price, but they are solid. To me, they are like BMWs. Above-average product that most people buy for the name (and pay extra for it). I would never own either.

Adder 09-18-2009 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lessinsf (Post 400461)
i am anti-watch like you are anti-sock. I hate the way they feel. As a result, i have lost every one i ever owned because i take them off, put them aside, and forget them. Who needs one anyway? I am surrounded by clocks. Cellphone, computer, alarm clock, tv, dvr, vcr, car, kitchen clock, etc.

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Hank Chinaski 09-18-2009 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 400400)
You are unlikely to get the following with a $500 watch that you would probably get with a $1000 watch:
  • Scratch resistant sapphire crystal (mineral crystal scratches - I've ruined two watches bashing them against something)
  • Actual screws (instead of pins) on the bracelet
  • Solid bracelet links (instead of hollow)
  • Swiss movement, which has historically always been the best

A good Swiss made watch will outlive you.

I will agree that there isn't much difference between an Oris, Omega or a Rolex. The Omega costs probably twice as much as the Oris, and the Rolex probably costs three times as much as the Omega. I don't think any of them make their own movements (as the real high-end watchmakers do - Rolex is not high-end).

the thing with expensive watches, or sunglasses for that matter, is i will leave them somewhere within a few months.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-18-2009 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 400461)
I am anti-watch like you are anti-sock. I hate the way they feel. As a result, I have lost every one I ever owned because I take them off, put them aside, and forget them. Who needs one anyway? I am surrounded by clocks. Cellphone, computer, alarm clock, TV, DVR, VCR, car, kitchen clock, etc.

I feel naked without one. I have a compulsion about being able to know what time it is wherever I am. Which is odd, as I'm usually late for everything, a condition I hedge against by setting the watch a few minutes fast. Problem is, since I've gotten used to the watch being ahead, I feel no compulsion to race anywhere and overestimate the hedge, which keeps me late.

futbol fan 09-18-2009 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 400465)
You've reminded me (you can do penance for the rest of the board later), that scotch is another area where I will not spend my own money to go from good quality to high end. A 25 year old (or older) scotch may be a beautiful thing, but it is the kind of beautiful thing I will only enjoy when someone else (aka the firm) is buying.

I kid because I love, but you seem to have a medium grade, durable but inexpensive chip on your shoulder. What's up? This board is all about the display rituals.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-18-2009 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 400460)
Shhhh. You're disturbing a fragile male display ritual in full flower. Shoes! Watches! Can a scotch and cigar debate be far behind?

My dick is bigger than yours.

i was penske 09-18-2009 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 400468)
the thing with expensive watches, or sunglasses for that matter, is i will leave them somewhere within a few months.

A lot of times you're wife gives those items to me, some swag for the effort. So sorry :o:(

Hank Chinaski 09-18-2009 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 400407)

A high-end watch is the most absurd of luxury items. Why not just get yourself a jewelled bracelet?

i also question even wearing a watch in aworld where everyone carries a cell phone. at least wearing a watch and carrying a cell seems weird. it's like driving a Model T wearing chaps.

i was penske 09-18-2009 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 400469)
I feel naked without one.

.

Naked is a good thing, no? Free advertising...:eek:

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-18-2009 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 400460)
Shhhh. You're disturbing a fragile male display ritual in full flower. Shoes! Watches! Can a scotch and cigar debate be far behind?

Penske and I on Petrus doesn't count?

I understand the nice watch thing, but what I can't figure out is talking about them like you might buy one. Aren't they gift things? The nice watch I have, that I will put on with a suit or where some bling is appropriate, was a gift.

Wine, on the other hand, I buy for myself.

futbol fan 09-18-2009 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 400471)
My dick is bigger than yours.

Mine is inexpensive but durable. Just ask Penske's wife and/or mother!!!

sebastian_dangerfield 09-18-2009 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 400465)
You've reminded me (you can do penance for the rest of the board later), that scotch is another area where I will not spend my own money to go from good quality to high end. A 25 year old (or older) scotch may be a beautiful thing, but it is the kind of beautiful thing I will only enjoy when someone else (aka the firm) is buying.

You're really livin' life to the fullest, Adder. Must be nuts when you head out to paint the town beige.


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