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PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 02:04 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 425155)

And if you call this a whiff, I'm taking a blumpkin on your desk
This is not possible.....unless he has a toilet built into his desk. Please clarify! Asap!

sebastian_dangerfield 05-27-2010 02:05 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425190)
How do you feel about shants?
They shant be worn in my company by any but the blind.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 02:06 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425158)
You're going to bring a hooker to Hank's office and have her blow you on his desk?
This is not right neither. I expect more out of you (than Wonk, no offence)

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 02:06 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 425171)
Ohmygod. Take it to the decades ago politics board.
I invented that one!

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 02:08 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425188)
Breastfeeding as a cure for liver failure? I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
It's just a side perk, but another reason I indulge. See the adult side of Youtube for the video version of the newsletter.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-27-2010 02:08 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425193)
This is not right neither. I expect more out of you (than Wonk, no offence)
Any less unright than your preposterous assumption the blumpkin has a placement rule?

Can you get a blumpkin in the forest? Yes. Yes you can. And if that holds, you can get one on Hank's desk.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 02:08 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425192)
They shant be worn in my company by any but the blind.
:(:o

patentparanyc 05-27-2010 02:09 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425196)
Any less unright than your preposterous assumption the blumpkin has a placement rule?

Can you get a blumpkin in the forest? Yes. Yes you can. And if that holds, you can get one on Hank's desk.

wtf is a blumpkin?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-27-2010 02:10 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425198)
wtf is a blumpkin?
Come on... You're the one who's seen Nickelback. It's cited in like, four of their songs.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 02:12 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425196)
Any less unright than your preposterous assumption the blumpkin has a placement rule?

Can you get a blumpkin in the forest? Yes. Yes you can. And if that holds, you can get one on Hank's desk.
Personally, I want to be seated. And to avoid the mess, as I am not into messy scat, no offence, nttawwt, ymmv, I want a seat with a hole in it over a receptacle of some sort. In a not re-inventing the wheel sort of way a toilet seems like the ideal seat to accomplish this (and for me I like a ToTo with the seat warmer and warm water cleansing jet feature), although, I will admit, I have done the deed in an outhouse in the woods.....or is that just a lo-rent toilet?

patentparanyc 05-27-2010 02:16 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425199)
Come on... You're the one who's seen Nickelback. It's cited in like, four of their songs.

gah. penske seems to have uh, nailed it ha ha. too lazy and too scared to google that. ack. is it anal after an enema or sounds like w/o one.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-27-2010 02:17 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425200)
Personally, I want to be seated. And to avoid the mess, as I am not into messy scat, no offence, nttawwt, ymmv, I want a seat with a hole in it over a receptacle of some sort. In a not re-inventing the wheel sort of way a toilet seems like the ideal seat to accomplish this (and for me I like a ToTo with the seat warmer and warm water cleansing jet feature), although, I will admit, I have done the deed in an outhouse in the woods.....or is that just a lo-rent toilet?
Well that's all fine, but you don't make the definitions here. That's for urbandictionary.com, the Marquess of Queensbury Rules on this sort of thing. And they say Wonk on Hank's desk qualifies.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 02:21 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425202)
Well that's all fine, but you don't make the definitions here. That's for urbandictionary.com, the Marquess of Queensbury Rules on this sort of thing. And they say Wonk on Hank's desk qualifies.
I call bs on Wonk's allusion. I don't think Wonk could pull off the delicate art of squatting on the desk whilst being administered to. No offence.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 02:22 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425201)
gah. penske seems to have uh, nailed it ha ha. too lazy and too scared to google that. ack. is it anal after an enema or sounds like w/o one.
Hi!

Gattigap 05-27-2010 02:24 PM
Caption, please.
 
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...9b81b970c-.jpg

Yes, that's real.

Explanation here.


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