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Penske_Account 01-08-2009 06:17 PM
Re: Marissa Tomei
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 376809)
I am Italian. Just not that swarthy. Swarthier than anglos, surely, but not as swarthy as real italianos.
Buona sera, signore!

Secret_Agent_Man 01-08-2009 06:29 PM
Re: Marissa Tomei
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 376807)
I think Ellen was emotionally cheating on Portia while watching her.
Oh yeah. But who can blame her? Marissa is special.

S_A_M

notcasesensitive 01-08-2009 07:55 PM
Re: Breaking news
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 376822)
I am the high scorer today on ncs's jazz hands game.

I rule.
Nice job! I'm jealous. I've never cleared a screen (though I did just get 58/60 playing in order to get to see your score -- I think that may be the closest I've ever come to clearing a board). Boom. Shine.

taxwonk 01-08-2009 08:40 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 376792)
"Rap?" I think this cat's first problem is that he seems to be stuck in 1983. I bet you do really well with the big hair girls.

TM
Word, Homes.

futbol fan 01-08-2009 08:41 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 376827)
Don't feel too bad. At Not Bob's age, time in the sun should be kept to a minimum.
Penske, Penske in ya corner office
I'm gonna chase you off the boards

You better change your attitude
for they asking what happened to ya

Lord forgive him, Not Bob got them dark forces in him
But he also got a righteous cause for grinnin
Them-a-ignore me, so I gotta ignore-dem
FB emergency, mods performin procedures

Jesus, I ain't tryin to be facetious, but
"Vengeance is mine" said Tyrone
You said it better than all
Leave postas on death's door, breathin on
res-por-rators for killin Not Bob's best post yet

The more you post, the more you irkin us
The more you gon' need memorial services
The Sebby IM Parody, chapter and verse, is like
Devil's pie, save some dessert for us

Let me get serious for y'all, one second
I got dreams, of holdin a nine milla, to Not Bob's post-killer
Askin him why as my eyes fill up
These days I can't wake up with a dry pillow
Gone but not forgotten, NB I still feel you
So, curse the day that birthed the bastard
who caused your post to pass
reverse the laughs, reverse the past
reverse the curse of the next post and there you are,
Not Bob

Lord forgive him, we all have sinned
But Not Bob's a good dude, please let him in
And if you feel in my heart that I long for revenge
Please blame it on that fucker Penske, thanks again

Icky Thump 01-08-2009 09:09 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 376818)
Wrong show, but this is what I was doing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dti8p...eature=related
Well in 1983 I was having a fuck of a lot more fun than I am having as a lawyer.

Yes, keep it simple, stupid, even if you are engaging in a sudden, bloody and decisive action in politics, especially one resulting in a change of government illegally or by force at night.

That was the best part of having groupies: they don't mind when you position them so that you can continue AND watch the new Iron Maiden video at the same time.

Hank Chinaski 01-08-2009 09:28 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 376848)
Well in 1983 I was having a fuck of a lot more fun than I am having as a lawyer.

Yes, keep it simple, stupid, even if you are engaging in a sudden, bloody and decisive action in politics, especially one resulting in a change of government illegally or by force at night.

That was the best part of having groupies: they don't mind when you position them so that you can continue AND watch the new Iron Maiden video at the same time.
in 1983 I was a Lieutenant in the Sandinista army. 6 year old Ty Slothrop would write me these embarrassing fan letters, wanting my autograph and shit.

Not Bob 01-08-2009 09:40 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 376846)
Penske, Penske in ya corner office
I'm gonna chase you off the boards

You better change your attitude
for they asking what happened to ya

Lord forgive him, Not Bob got them dark forces in him
But he also got a righteous cause for grinnin
Them-a-ignore me, so I gotta ignore-dem
FB emergency, mods performin procedures

Jesus, I ain't tryin to be facetious, but
"Vengeance is mine" said Tyrone
You said it better than all
Leave postas on death's door, breathin on
res-por-rators for killin Not Bob's best post yet

The more you post, the more you irkin us
The more you gon' need memorial services
The Sebby IM Parody, chapter and verse, is like
Devil's pie, save some dessert for us

Let me get serious for y'all, one second
I got dreams, of holdin a nine milla, to Not Bob's post-killer
Askin him why as my eyes fill up
These days I can't wake up with a dry pillow
Gone but not forgotten, NB I still feel you
So, curse the day that birthed the bastard
who caused your post to pass
reverse the laughs, reverse the past
reverse the curse of the next post and there you are,
Not Bob

Lord forgive him, we all have sinned
But Not Bob's a good dude, please let him in
And if you feel in my heart that I long for revenge
Please blame it on that fucker Penske, thanks again
Ah, weedy. I love you like one of my drunken Mick cop/firemen cousins in Bayside.

(Translation: Not enough to break out the Black Bush, but more than enough to take the plastic off the furniture in the living room when you visit.)

Tyrone Slothrop 01-08-2009 10:04 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376849)
in 1983 I was a Lieutenant in the Sandinista army. 6 year old Ty Slothrop would write me these embarrassing fan letter, wanting my autograph and shit.
This post is excellent news, except that it means we'll be seeing that Ty@50 sock for a lot longer than I thought.

Adder 01-08-2009 10:06 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 376850)
Ah, weedy. I love you like one of my drunken Mick cop/firemen cousins in Bayside.

(Translation: Not enough to break out the Black Bush, but more than enough to take the plastic off the furniture in the living room when you visit.)
Are you suggesting that a Fenian like Ironweed would actually want to drink your Orange whiskey?

Hank Chinaski 01-08-2009 10:12 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 376851)
This post is excellent news, except that it means we'll be seeing that Ty@50 sock for a lot longer than I thought.
2. I'm considering making it my primary.

Tyrone Slothrop 01-09-2009 10:19 AM
""
 
http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_p...eseburgers.jpg

The fun doesn't stop.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-09-2009 10:42 AM
Re: ""
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 376856)
Maybe it's honest advertising because it uses:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...A280_SH20_.jpg

ETA: I should have had more "fun" first, because the full blog interpreted it the same way I did.

Replaced_Texan 01-09-2009 11:34 AM
Tintin update
 
According to Wikipedia, the Tintin movies will be based on The Secret of the Unicorn and Red Rackham's Treasure,. The kid from Love Actually was supposed to play Tintin, but there was a financing issue, filming had to be pushed back, and the kid dropped out.

Tyrone Slothrop 01-09-2009 11:39 AM
Re: Tintin update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 376869)
According to Wikipedia, the Tintin movies will be based on The Secret of the Unicorn and Red Rackham's Treasure,. The kid from Love Actually was supposed to play Tintin, but there was a financing issue, filming had to be pushed back, and the kid dropped out.
Will it be clear that Tintin plays for the other team?

eta: My own personal view is that Tintin is asexual in a conventional sense, and someday will reproduce by dividing into two half-sized Tintins.

Hank Chinaski 01-09-2009 12:53 PM
alternative worlds
 
my kid is 20 now. she just got back from visiting New Zealand. she was there for half of 11th grade, and went back to visit her friends.

the school she attended was a very expensive place, so one would think the kids would all be in college, but of her group of about 10 friends, I think 2 are in college. the rest work as clerks in stores or hotels or some where.

None of them live at home anymore, and they have lifestyles that seem to track where I was once I got a job after college. Certainly they have lifestyles better than I can promise my kid will have (w/o help) if she were to graduate in a year or two.

Plus, they live in paradise. I almost think to suggest she move there. What the fuck are we doing with all this schooling and mindless rat race?

robustpuppy 01-09-2009 01:04 PM
Re: alternative worlds
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376876)
my kid is 20 now. she just got back from visiting New Zealand. she was there for half of 11th grade, and went back to visit her friends.

the school she attended was a very expensive place, so one would think the kids would all be in college, but of her group of about 10 friends, I think 2 are in college. the rest work as clerks in stores or hotels or some where.

None of them live at home anymore, and they have lifestyles that seem to track where I was once I got a job after college. Certainly they have lifestyles better than I can promise my kid will have (w/o help) if she were to graduate in a year or two.

Plus, they live in paradise. I almost think to suggest she move there. What the fuck are we doing with all this schooling and mindless rat race?
Sigh.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-09-2009 01:07 PM
Re: alternative worlds
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376876)
my kid is 20 now. she just got back from visiting New Zealand. she was there for half of 11th grade, and went back to visit her friends.

the school she attended was a very expensive place, so one would think the kids would all be in college, but of her group of about 10 friends, I think 2 are in college. the rest work as clerks in stores or hotels or some where.

None of them live at home anymore, and they have lifestyles that seem to track where I was once I got a job after college. Certainly they have lifestyles better than I can promise my kid will have (w/o help) if she were to graduate in a year or two.

Plus, they live in paradise. I almost think to suggest she move there. What the fuck are we doing with all this schooling and mindless rat race?
From what I've seen, the Kiwis and Aussies work/save money in their early 20s, and then blow all of their savings traveling the world in their late 20s. I wish I'd done that.

greatwhitenorthchick 01-09-2009 01:20 PM
Facebook Ads
 
"Don't Get Botox"
"Super Wrinkle-Remover Trick"
"Oprah's Acai Berry Diet"
"Weightloss Remedies that Work"
"Over 30 and Single?"

Fuck you, Facebook.

Hank Chinaski 01-09-2009 01:30 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376882)
"Don't Get Botox"
"Super Wrinkle-Remover Trick"
"Oprah's Acai Berry Diet"
"Weightloss Remedies that Work"
"Over 30 and Single?"

Fuck you, Facebook.
maybe another breaticle day is in order, so all the FBs can be reassured they've still got it?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-09-2009 01:33 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
quiz time:

80s movie quotes.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-09-2009 01:33 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376882)
"Oprah's Acai Berry Diet"
Are Acai Berries a great source of fat and calories?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-09-2009 01:33 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376885)
maybe another breaticle day is in order, so all the FBs can be reassured they've still got it?
Technology has advanced since the first one. I think we need to have an animated gif breasticle day.

http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images...52yh75yiv3.gif

Secret_Agent_Man 01-09-2009 01:34 PM
Re: alternative worlds
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376876)
Plus, they live in paradise. I almost think to suggest she move there. What the fuck are we doing with all this schooling and mindless rat race?
Saving the world so that they can do their thing.

S_A_M

greatwhitenorthchick 01-09-2009 01:45 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376885)
maybe another breaticle day is in order, so all the FBs can be reassured they've still got it?
My friend at the gym today told me that I have a nice bubble ass. I've still got it.

ThurgreedMarshall 01-09-2009 01:47 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 376886)
quiz time:

80s movie quotes.
"Your final score is 13 out of 15 questions."

I thought I'd get them all.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 01-09-2009 01:47 PM
Re: alternative worlds
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Secret_Agent_Man (Post 376889)
Saving the world so that they can do their thing.

S_A_M
I put my schooling and rat-race participation towards ensuring pension plans could invest in such fine financial products as mortgage- and asset-backed securities, as well as CDOs, CLOs, hedge funds and credit default swaps. Saving the world, indeed.

futbol fan 01-09-2009 01:51 PM
Kidding. She actually had it all with Madoff.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376893)
I put my schooling and rat-race participation towards ensuring pension plans could invest in such fine financial products as mortgage- and asset-backed securities, as well as CDOs, CLOs, hedge funds and credit default swaps. Saving the world, indeed.
Thanks for making my grandma eat dog food. I hope you can live with yourself.

Hank Chinaski 01-09-2009 01:52 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 376892)
"Your final score is 13 out of 15 questions."

I thought I'd get them all.

TM
14. I can't believe I beat you.

I need to rent Repo Man again (because i liked it, I'd never get that quote wrong).

ThurgreedMarshall 01-09-2009 01:54 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376891)
My friend at the gym today told me that I have a nice bubble ass. I've still got it.
I'll be the judge of that.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 01-09-2009 01:54 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376895)
14. I can't believe I beat you.

I need to rent Repo Man again (because i liked it, I'd never get that quote wrong).
Got that one wrong.

TM

Hank Chinaski 01-09-2009 02:02 PM
Re: alternative worlds
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376893)
I put my schooling and rat-race participation towards ensuring pension plans could invest in such fine financial products as mortgage- and asset-backed securities, as well as CDOs, CLOs, hedge funds and credit default swaps. Saving the world, indeed.
I think i posted this before, but it applies here. My dad and grandpa were builders. when I was little, we'd be driving down a street and my dad would point to buildings "i built that," or grandpa did.

The only thing I can point out to my kids is a sign on Gratiot by 12 mile. "Daddy made those people take down a sign that said 'New Jewelry Exchange,' and made them change it to 'New Jewelry Center."

soup sandwich 01-09-2009 02:06 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376895)
14. I can't believe I beat you.

I need to rent Repo Man again (because i liked it, I'd never get that quote wrong).
15. Guessed on Repo Man.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-09-2009 02:06 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376891)
My friend at the gym today told me that I have a nice bubble ass.
In the locker room? Or whilst working out?

Speaking of the gym, I was asked to spot a guy on the bench press yesterday. I have no idea why he asked a skinny guy like me. I was not lifting weights, and was only in the area doing stomach exercises. I was really happy nothing went wrong.

Also speaking of the gym, when I was showering in one of the stalls a few weeks ago, I heard a high-pitched scream, followed by a THUMP! outside of the stalls in the general shower area. Some guy completely wiped out, and was immediately offered assistance by the maintenance guy who was, I think, mopping the floors. I see nothing, but hear "DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME!" I assume the maintenance guy was attempting to offer him a hand. I can't imagine being sprawled out on the floor of the gym shower, in pain and completely naked - how emasculating was that for him?

For some reason, I thought all of this was hilarious.

But maybe I am evil.

J. Fred Muggs 01-09-2009 02:13 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 376891)
My friend at the gym today told me that I have a nice bubble ass. I've still got it.
Your friend could be wrong. Please send a picture.

Adder 01-09-2009 02:14 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 376901)
Speaking of the gym, I was asked to spot a guy on the bench press yesterday. I have no idea why he asked a skinny guy like me. I was not lifting weights, and was only in the area doing stomach exercises. I was really happy nothing went wrong.
Even if he needs help to finish, he is going to do most of the lifting, which is why your scrawny ass was sufficient.

greatwhitenorthchick 01-09-2009 02:22 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 376901)
In the locker room? Or whilst working out?
In the locker room.
Then we made out.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-09-2009 02:23 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 376903)
Even if he needs help to finish, he is going to do most of the lifting, which is why your scrawny ass was sufficient.
I used to lift weights, so I know that. I just haven't spotted anyone in a while, which means I was consciously trying to keep my nuts out of the guy's face.

Hank Chinaski 01-09-2009 02:28 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 376906)
I used to lift weights, so I know that. I just haven't spotted anyone in a while, which means I was consciously trying to keep my nuts out of the guy's face.
you might have missed an opportunity there.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-09-2009 02:35 PM
Re: Facebook Ads
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 376909)
you might have missed an opportunity there.
Why do you say that? He didn't tell coltrane he had a nice bubble ass.


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