aggressive panhandling
 

Nice use of mapquest. Someone could almost believe you've been to the city. Does Carl the crank dealer work that corner?
But please, anything west of Metropolitan Grill is too seedy for me. But next time I'm in the mood for crank and X, I'll see if you're buddy is working that corner.

Discipline, Sidd, discipline
 

Unlikely. She says hi, though.

Hunting for Bambi
 

There's also this:

"Krekelberg said the women — most of whom are showgirls — are paid inversely to the pain they experience — $1,000 if they get shot and $2,500 if they don’t — to give them added incentive to elude their armed pursuers. But the deck is clearly stacked in favor of the hunter — only two of the 20 or so have gone home without hitting a target, Krekelberg said. “They weren’t unhappy,” he said. “They still had a great time and met some beautiful women.”"

Meaningful conversations with a showgirl are probably pretty rare even under typical circumstances. I imagine that trying it at (paintball) gun point probably makes the exercise even more of a challenge.

Poker night is on
 

Maxim server: Rplcdtexn table.

agressive panhandling
 

Originally posted by ltl/fb

The honorable burger would have plenty to do with it. His presence would be the cause of the heat in your lovepurse.

aggressive panhandling
 

Sane is the magic word. I read somewhere that many homeless people have mental health issues -- and this is supported by observation. In addition, quite a lot also have chemical dependency issues. Both of those are not conducive to holding a job.

Hunting for Bambi
 

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Joke



Space


You were warned!!!



So, i fyou hit the showgirl's ass with the paintball, stuff her, and then marry her, is she a trophy wife?

aggressive panhandling
 

So what are you saying, dinner and drinks at the Lusty Lady are out?

aggressive panhandling
 

Uhm, how about stripper or hooker? From the stories Slave has told me those traits would seem requisite in the sex trade.

aggressive panhandling
 

If the strippers with whom all of you are so closely acquainted bear a striking resemblence to the homeless with mental health and/or substance abuse problems that I have seen, those billboards advertising the strip clubs should be exhibit A in a faurd suit against the clubs for false advertising.

The board could do a class action suit . . .

aggressive panhandling
 

My all-time favorite is one guy at the end of the last street in Key West, who holds a small sign that just says "This IS my job."

Tuesday and Wednesday Night TV
 

First, though, we want an update on the FB Poker Standings.
Now, starting with Wednesday:

Oh wait -if you haven't seen Juniors, BB4 or Last Comic, then

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American Juniors: The Taylor sisters are in. Now the real contest can begin. It's hard not to like Chauncey for next week. I think AJ and Danielle will round out the group, but it's very hard to say.

South Park Episode where Stan, Kyle and Eric pick a new best friend to replace Butters: One of the all time greats. The rose ceremonies are genius. How awesome a character is Jimmy? Very awesome.

Last Comic Standing: I'm told by my fiancee that Dat Phan ripped off big portions of his act from Margaret Cho. If that's true, I don't have much respect for him. Very very sad to see Dave Mordall go. I thought he did a great set and was spectacularly funny.

Big Brother 4: Scott and Amanda, we hardly knew ye. Very hard to guess what Jee's going to do as head of household. Scott certainly rates pretty high up in the pantehon of nutty reality show contestants. He brings to mind that wacky Peter guy who was the first one out of one of the Survivors (it saddens me that I can't remember if it was Africa or Marquesas or what). Apparently chair throwing gets a guy tossed. The awful live update feed boards are all abuzz with Dave and Amanda getting it on, like it's something unprecedented. Well apparently they never watch the Euro Big Brothers, or don't remember Will and Shannon from BB2. I wonder if this is going to be a tradition: the soon to be evicted houseguest gets to bang the person of their choice on their final night in the house? That'd be cool.

Osbournes: Another feud with the neighbors? I'd say that this show has jumped the shark, if that phrase wasn't so April 24th, 2001 at about 2:15 p.m.

Queer Eye for the Str8 Guy: Haven't seen it yet, but it's been Tivo'd.

str8

Hail To Me
 

Californians: Radiohead tickets for the Hollywood Bowl go on sale Friday at 10:00 a.m. PDT. The Internet Presale password is "Oxford." If you want to get them, go to the "look for tickets" icon on the ticketmaster site and start hitting the refresh button at about 9:58. Then type in that internet password QUICK, as well as completing all the other steps as fast as you can.

Sadly, I'll be on a flight. If anyone in Cali wants to volunteer to try to get seats for me, I wouldn't say no.

Str8.

Posts like these and any number of SD's
 

where the response is serious to what was clearly a facetious, sarcastic and dry post make me wonder how many people at the office I have offended. You think everyone gets it, but some people are just too literal.

Aloha- I know you will say you got it, but str8 was being funny when he said he met a stripper who liked him originially. I believe that he was posting in the spirit of Sidd's post. See any number of SD reactions to a PLF post if you want to see the lack of getting it that I speak of.

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aggressive panhandling
 

Just wanted to flag this for Pretty Little Flower. I know how he enjoys these so. Not!!!!