cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

If you two are going to fight about this, would you please do it in a fountain?

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

You've been pleasing me. In a voyeuristic sort of way. Carry on.

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

Not true. And when you do please me, I will be sure to tell you.

And if I have to come across like I'm trying to titillate others on the board in order to clarify things between us, then so be it.

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

me too. Of course I'm only saying that to please the (alleged) men on the board.

A new pet peeve evolved over the weekend
 

As well he should've been.

Lovely is a word to be used sparingly, to describe a woman's attire, her eyes, her hair, or perhaps the nape of her neck.

All else diminishes it.

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

I wasn't aware that there were things between us that needed to be clarified.

But alright...to clarify: I actually generally like RP. She generally makes me laugh. Today, she hurt my feelings when she called me out on the fact that my veiled refernces to prior sexual acts might have been pleasing to the men on this board.

And I lashed out. Because my feelings were hurt.

Cheers.

A new pet peeve evolved over the weekend
 

Total zinger! Za-zing! Oh man, that's gotta sting! Hey, hey, no offense to all you folks out there. Especially my grumpy little downer of a friend (who, by the way, could probably benefit immensely from the occasional yoga class - I think it would really help with the old attitude thing and it's a total chick thing so it would be perfect for you). It's just that sometimes I see that softball floating toward the plate and I cannot help but think to myself that this baby's a zinger home run, and I just got to hit this zinger right out of the zinger park. And then run from zinger base to zinger base with my hands raised in the air in zinger triumph. But enough of the baseball metaphor, because that convo last week was so fucking skull-meltingly boring I had to set my eyelids on fire just to keep from going insane. Anyhoo, like I said, I don't think any of y'all are boring sheep, parroting the same sorry ass phrases you hear on TV like a bunch of lemmings with all the originality of some other stereotypically unoriginal or boring animal. I just have no zinger self-restraint.

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

Hey, you pleased me if it makes you feel any better. But it didn't please me enough to make me either moan or shout, I'm coming I'm coming. I might have said I'm arriving though.

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

Are you saying you are a gay? Or that you want to be a gay? Or that you like to watch/think about being a gay?

Actually, don't tell me. I already know.

ABBA(wise)*Kiss

*I miss the parentheticals.

A new pet peeve evolved over the weekend
 

Did you invent this word?

A new pet peeve evolved over the weekend
 

It hurts you know. I don't know why you have to be SO MEAN. Do you think Tom Green and I ENJOY this?

Meanie.

Cheers!

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

I have no interest in participating. But I will watch (or read in this case). That's what makes it voyeuristic. Of course most here have probably picked up on this trait of mine based on my interest in reality tv.

A new pet peeve evolved over the weekend
 

Apropos of nothing. I am reminded of the story of when Mr. Kruk was recovering from cancer treatment and the Phillies were being understandably cautious, not allowing him to play during spring training. Kruk was so miffed that before the opening game he was seen wearing a t-shirt with writing on the front that said, "If you don't let me play. . ."

Followed on the back by, "I'm going to take my ball and go home."

Good times.

Happy Holidays
 

That was one of DAVE's finest moments, wasn't it. Dave with his old avatar, I mean.

Str(three Strawberry Alleycats, please)8

cum, came, arrived...here, there and everywhere
 

Your kiss post and this quote have really distinguished you on this board. Congratu...

Nevermind.

TM