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taxwonk

09-13-2004 02:02 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Will it make television seem interesting again?

Either it will, or it'll help you crash. One way or anothre, you'll be more entertained.

taxwonk

09-13-2004 02:03 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Sir, I like the cut of your jib. But you may want to let out your pants.

3 ounces of beef, trimmed of fat and 1/3 of a baked potato. Wonk cooks light these days. Sometimes.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

09-13-2004 02:06 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Here's the thing. If I wanted tofu, I'd eat tofu. Really, I'm not afraid of tofu. But when I want fish, well, I'd like it to taste like fish.

But you know, if you're offering to cook, it might be a nice change from SportsCenter.

ETA: but hollandaise makes me want to hurl.

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yum, tofu. No, really.

OK, time to get the pans heated up.

Happy to throw together three or four kinds of fish and tofu and a half dozen sauces, so BnB can have some swordfish without hollandaise and NCS can have tofu in thai chili.

Someone want to bring the beer /wine?

When and where?

(See, when Monday's got you down, it's just time to think about food...)

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

09-13-2004 02:08 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Dory?! Someone would eat DORY?!? That's like eating Flipper or something.

OK, for those of you who haven't seen Finding Nemo 7200 times (give or take), this may not resonate as profoundly.

FYI, Dory and Tilapia are separate fish -- Dory is a much bigger fish, but still pretty tasty. But then, I'll eat anything that's wet and has a tail.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

09-13-2004 02:09 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
OK, time to get the pans heated up.

Happy to throw together three or four kinds of fish and tofu and a half dozen sauces, so BnB can have some swordfish without hollandaise and NCS can have tofu in thai chili.

Someone want to bring the beer /wine?

When and where?

(See, when Monday's got you down, it's just time to think about food...)

If were going to do this, I'm going to make all of the hurricanes disappear, fly down to Islamorada, catch some cobia and redfish, and bring it to Uncles Restaurant and have them cook it for me.

bold_n_brazen

09-13-2004 02:09 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What's worse? Losing to the Chargers or losing to the Lions, who hadn't won a road game since 'Nam before yesterday...

There's nothing worse than having TO on your fantasy squad. I know I HAVE to root for him, and I like the results, but he's such a fucking asshole that I want him to get popped after every TD.

As a long suffering Iggles fan, there's nothing I'd like to see more this season than lots and lots of this:

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3007838_7_2.jpg

Oh, and say what you want about TO, but it looks to me like he's got a pretty phenomenal ratio too.

robustpuppy

09-13-2004 02:10 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

It was the first thing I thought of, but we already know that you and I are soul mates.

Flinty_McFlint

09-13-2004 02:13 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
3 ounces of beef, trimmed of fat and 1/3 of a baked potato. Wonk cooks light these days. Sometimes.

I stand corrected. Sir, I like the cut of your pants. NTTAWWT.

Gattigap

09-13-2004 02:14 PM

For Fair Afficianados Amongst Us. (Both of you)

Commercial Opens: Teacher in front of a classroom of elementary-school kids

Teacher [holding up a picture of a cow]: OK, and what is this animal?

Class [as a group]: A cow.

Teacher: Right! And what do we get from a cow?

Student 1 [raising hand]: A latte!

Teacher [looks surprised]

Student 2: No, a double-decaf no-foam macchiato!

Student 3: No, a vanilla frapp!

Teacher [looks perplexed as students continue with assorted drink orders]

Voice-over: Is there any county that needs a fair more than Los Angeles?

Closing shot: LA County Fair, September 5-20

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

09-13-2004 02:14 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Dory?! Someone would eat DORY?!?

OK, for those of you who haven't seen Finding Nemo 7200 times (give or take), this may not resonate as profoundly.

Ann Heche? I mean, before she decided that she preferred something with a little more flipper?

greatwhitenorthchick

09-13-2004 02:15 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
even if you call it Tilapia or Dory or any other synonym.

I would only eat Dory if I could forget about it 5 minutes later.

Flinty_McFlint

09-13-2004 02:17 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
As a long suffering Iggles fan, there's nothing I'd like to see more this season than lots and lots of this:

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3007838_7_2.jpg

Oh, and say what you want about TO, but it looks to me like he's got a pretty phenomenal ratio too.

There's just no denying TO's talent, that has never been the issue. But just wait until there's a little adversity, and see what happens. TO, like a lot of star players, is a whiny brat, who is never at fault. Locker room poison. Maybe he's learned a little over the years, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-13-2004 02:20 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
3 ounces of beef, trimmed of fat

Did you put that 1-1/2 inch ribeye on the grill edgewise?

robustpuppy

09-13-2004 02:21 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would only eat Dory if I could forget about it 5 minutes later.

Ollie, I think this calls for another Ann Heche joke.

(What was her crazy alien abduction name? Saturnalia?)

bold_n_brazen

09-13-2004 02:21 PM

Monday morning griping

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
There's just no denying TO's talent, that has never been the issue. But just wait until there's a little adversity, and see what happens. TO, like a lot of star players, is a whiny brat, who is never at fault. Locker room poison. Maybe he's learned a little over the years, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Oh, I agree he's a horrible brat, and probably not worth the trouble he causes. But I'm willing to forgive all of that so long as he keeps winding up in the end zone with the football.

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