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I have to agree with you on that one, SD. While, as Slave rightly points out, attractiveness may wax and wane over the course of a relationship, I'd rather deal with that than incurable ulcers on my penis.

But maybe that's just me.

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No. I'm implying that someone who gets a pack of plastic surgery done to support a career as a professional bimbo or himbo is a skank.

For a dichotomy
 

Depends on the medium. On the web, "All your bases" is king:


A little background is in order.

Edited to conserve bandwidth

The stripper question
 

I'll bet your definition of slender and attractive the average male's definition of slender and attractive differ a bit, kinda like that minor difference over who's land is who's in the West Bank...

Women don't know what's attractive to men and vice versa. I've played that game with my wife and her friends a million times. I can't find a "hot" guy to save my life, and they can't pick a "hot" girl.

In sum, you'd better get a male opinion on slender before going bathing suit shopping or making a second trip to the baked brie appetizer at Easter this year...

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So its safe to say you are never getting married.

I_am_devastated. :cussing:

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Hell, it ain't even the STDs. You wanna risk divorce for a hummer from some stripper? The benefit is so outweighed by the risk that its not even debatable.

S(Slave's right - no one's ever been divorced for jacking off)D

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Remember to pull this memo from your file right before you get the Botox to flatten those crows feet around your attorney-fatigued eyes.

not7y(jesus, you sound like a bitter old crone)S

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Dude, you should know that silicon implants are the province of strippers, porn stars, and apparently private hookers everywhere. They are like a skank prereq. This you cannot deny. Most of the fakes I see are in pornos, strip clubs (on the rare occasion I go, and in Hollywood. The fact that people who arent trying to sell sex for a living have decided they look good is a little troubling in much the same way Csquared said she was troubled that people are either too skinny or too fat these days bc of unhealthy body images. When normal folks have decided that they want to look like a skank, it says something about where society is heading. Far far away from nature.

but I am just a vegetarian soy milk drinking hippy who likes to keep things real.

And dont judge me for disliking fake tits and the people who have them and what influence they have on youjng girls and unrealistic body images. You are utterly judgmental about something you know nothing about. Good lord.

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CAVEAT #2:
My comments are in no way meant to imply that I think monoghamy is natural or benefits mankind in any way. It just happens to be the system we deal with, and I'm a practical guy.

S( no free lunches... you want a keep a cool hottie, you gotta get hitched... that's the bargain)D

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I was thinking from the perspective of pure self-preservation, but your point is taken.

I can't conceive of a situation where it would be worth it. Then again, Halle Berry has never asked if she could blow me, so I can't rule out EVERY possibility.

ADL and Jack White are my heroes
 

ADL: I'm sure you've seen the "All your base" video, which is really just a collection of photos that have been photoshopped to include the AYB tagline (skywriting, street signs, etc.). Brilliant.

http://src=www.allyourbase.net/pictu...-wheelbase.jpg

Hope that worked; this is my first time.

In LA, however, Andre is everywhere, including on cool "Obey" shirts (mandatory fashion reference).

In other news, I can't stop listening to Elephant. Favorite tracks so far are "There's No Home For You Here," "Well It's True That We Love One Another," "Seven Nation Army," and the Bacharach/David tune "I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself." What's getting the most radio play right now? I can't wait for Coachella. Jack White is a genius.

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My, but you're full of caveats today. For a minute there, I thought your caveat #2 would be directed to your parenthetical comment.

re: For a Dichotomy
 

All Your Base Are Belong To Us had its peak on the internet a while ago, but I've noticed that it's been appearing on the street with greater frequency recently:

http://www.giantgenius.com/images/base.jpg

Unlike the Obey the Giant concept, which is applied with a specific purpose and has an identifiable person behind the whole thing, I think more people are scrawling "All your base are belong to us" on public property because it is fun and a more interesting thing to say than what people who scrawl on public walls could think of themselves so they get some kind of credit for recognizing their own limitations and going for the sure thing.

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Pushy the Puppy
http://www.giantgenius.com/images/stock.jpg

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Nope, fairly young and just happy with myself. And having once worked on an implant litigation case, I think it's psycho self-mutilation for limited reward. Same reason I won't inject poison into my skin to freeze my face so I look pretty.

If others want to take the risk, I wish them well.

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Said the ray of sunshine. After your post on the joys of mawwage, I needed a drink.

But NOT a ho-ho.

edited to fix quote thingy