If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Call me a sick shit, but I have lain awake at 3:00 a.m listening to some screaming crack ho or hop-head and fantasized about committing the perfect murder. They would be so easy if one was completely random and careful.

My lesser fantasy involves a pellet gun and my rooftop.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

She'd probably stop screaming if you'd just unchain her from the radiator in the corner of your room. I'm just sayin'.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

You've nothing but your own low self esteem to blame for that. And its not her fault you got that damned drunk.

I did the rooftop and pellet gun thing. Its overrated.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

The bitches always want the money first.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

My brother has had amazing success with simply a laser pointer.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Ollie's quicker than you, but then again we already knew that from Thurgreed's momma.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

I was coming in from a slightly different angle. That makes all the difference...

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

After all the positive reviews, I'd been saving up for that encounter. Didn't anticipate the corresponding hair trigger effect, sadly. On the positive side, Thurgreed's momma's skin never looked better.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Ah, a fisting reference. Good.

Ninja Turtles
 

Off to enjoy the weekend, but I leave you with this:

http://radiointeractive.blogspot.com...ning-camp.html

You can have your tall, lumbering white boys. I'll take these compact, smooth-chested, South East Asian boys wit da moves. Yowza.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Those things are a lot of fun, but some people who've lived in fucked up areas don't find that prank all that funny.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Also, what's their definition of "mean?" Maybe the non-homeless tend to give more money or help there, but the police are aggressive and there aren't as many public shelters.

TM

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Because everyone who is homeless is a crack ho or hop-head. But even if they were, you'd still be a sick shit.

TM

For the crazy guitar guys AND the Springsteen groupies (is there any overlap in those two demographics?): New York Guitar festival kicks off with Nebraska

It's a three week festival, and though it's possible to devote three weeks to Springsteen, I think the focus of the festival is a little broader.

ETA:

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

What kind of success does he have kicking dogs?

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Is it wilding season again already?

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Not as good. He punches the dog instead, but labs (and especially that particular lab) are kinda dumb and keep coming back for more.

Via A Perfectly Cormulent Blog, there's apparently a flickr archive people's reactions to being exposed to Goatse for the first time.

I agree with Pete that Ron Jeremy shouldn't be surprised by anything anymore.

All safe for work (though wikipedia, as usual, is pretty thorough). Pretty funny too.

Over/Under
 

Wedding date. Gash was born cold and tends to go through cycles according to past patterns. I am told four years is a little generous and three is a better number. Depends on how many traps are laid by the hot hot cougar sex.

Over/Under
 

. I havent be

Apparently not the Mom and Dad board

Speaking of, Less and I went to go say hi to him too, but he was surrounded by a throng of dudes [WTF] at the bar.

Over/Under
 

Mine is dry and sandy.

Agave
 

All you need is some bad tequila and it sounds like a trip to a nasty part of Tijuana.

Agave
 

Softballs aren't your forte.

Nice Mormon Boys
 

http://www.variety.com/index.asp?lay...ryID=1238&cs=1

tm

Porter Smash!
 

Alas, I get no action from monkeys. They're too damn particular.

The only market I've cornered is with one-eyed paraplegic albino dwarves who live in Minnesota. But that is contingent on Ratio never setting foot over the state line or I lose that one too.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

That might be part of it. Another part of it is the politics. Santa Monica is famously the most liberal part of Los Angeles, and IIRC, has more shelters to house homeless, etc.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Malibu is more liberal than SM, but the Malibu fuzz are more prone to chuck coffee mugs at the homeless.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Um, but, the whole start of this was that SM was meanest to homeless.

Porter Smash!
 

One-eyed like the one-eyed cat, or one-eyed like one got damaged and doesn't work?

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

demi-tasse?

Porter Smash!
 

I prefer the latter but in a pinch I'll take the former. Generally, however, those come in the giant category (e.g. Cyclops) and giants appear to be immune to my charms (see, e.g. the 6'11" TM).

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

OK, but even so. My only point is that SM has made a big thing out of dedicating infrastructure to housing them (though sans coffee cups, apparently, which the homeless can obtain just up the coast).

Wikipedia blurb

• Santa Monica is known locally for its progressive politics, including policies that address the needs of renters, consumers, and the homeless. Residents of the city are among the largest contributors in the nation to Democratic Party candidates. The city was well known for its strict rent control ordinance, which had been enacted in 1978 and was partially overriden by state law in 1999. Santa Monica is sometimes called the "Homeless Capital of the West" due to the presence of the third largest homeless population in Los Angeles County (after Downtown Los Angeles and Hollywood), a large number of whom are teenaged runaways; satirist Harry Shearer calls it "The home of the homeless."

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

That was my original point -- that it seemed like SM must be nice to the homeless because the concentration seemed much higher than on the west side or in BH.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Why all the concern for the homeless suddenly? Convicts haven't been treating you right?

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

WTF? The Dude had a home. He just didn't pay his rent on time.

Nevertheless, the Malibu Police Chief is a fucking fascist.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

Oh. Well, S(backwards)TP on me, then.

If Santa Monica is so mean to the homeless
 

And he knew that because the Dude's Ralph's card had his home address on it? He may have been a real reactionary, but cut the guy some slack.

Bands and new albums
 

I took another listen to see if you had a point. As usual, it's a foul truth you utter. However, your complaints about the quality of Tweedy's voice are somewhat mitigated by your continued appreciation for Neil Young. Besides, the guitar solo on "At Least That's What You Said" on KT is phenomenal. I nominate it for Official Guitar Solo of This Thread.

Bands and new albums
 

For someone who fancies himself a timmy, you are certainly quick to throw out 800 years of sushi rules.

The only standard I see in your post is that "sushi grade" fish must be frozen. That is objective, and you wouldn't need be an Itamae to tell if a piece of flesh met the standard. It is, of course, also pure bullshit. WFUM New Hampshire doesn't make sushi rules- Itamae are trained in an 8 years apprenticeship- there are Itamae organizations that decide what fish is "sushi grade." For 2 years all an Itamae apprentice can do is wash pans and make the rice. Do you think they know something you and I don't by the end of the 8 years?

And guess what? You don't make SUSHI! You may take some raw fish and wrap it on instant rice but that's not fucking sushi unless you have trained for 8 years. I don't care if its the tastiest fish in San F. If you go to Tokyo the only job you could get would be at the conveyor belt "fish snack" places. You can't make sushi Atticus, sorry.

Quick question; what brand package rice vinegar flavoring do you use?

I don't mean to take you down a notch, but rules are rules are rules. We're lawyers for god's sakes.