LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

I'm sure this will offend the more religious posters out there, who will see this as an attack on their beliefs. Tough.

[Spree: news story on Pat Robertson clarifying his death wish to the Court]

Pat Robertson, asking for God to "Retire" Three Liberal Justices

Dear God:

Pick Three, any Three. Perhaps one of the sick ones could fall down the stairs through the grace of your mercy.

Your faithful servant,

Pat

Penske_Account

07-17-2003 08:10 PM

Tripplehorny

Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I can assure you if you were to ever meet yourself you would hate your twin

FWIW, fyi, for the record, this was my favorite line, NTTAWWT.

I think I will use it on someone else, giving Mr. T full credit. Maybe opposing counsel. Then they would truly recognize me for the jackass that I am!

Penske_Account

07-17-2003 08:14 PM

Tripplehorny

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Delete the 3111; the mailing address his family uses appears to be a vacant lot (appraised at about $42k) adjacent to their actual home. The +4 for his parents' house is 3624.

Maybe I will become a private eye.

Edited to add, the market value of the actual home (according to the tax people) is $689k and appears to be adjacent to the country club. Perhaps when he is home he can just go out in the back yard and yell her name to ruin her amongst those Ft. Worth power brokers.

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
you need to dig deeper......nice 6,400 square foot house (4bdrm, 3 bath)....they have a pool, but a teeny tiny basement......built in 1935..... bought it in 1986.... refinanced in September of last year for (oh, I shouldn't tell).....oops, telephone number...also own another "little" property in the area...hmmmmm

What's so great about that?!? 689K??? That's like lower class middle class. This guy's dreaming if he thinks he's anyone's superior at anything. Sheeeesh, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

ias_39

07-17-2003 08:35 PM

TM on hygiene & porn godfathers

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Quote:

TUMMLB* ... *Throw Up in My Mouth a Little Bit

Not to knock words and phrases coined by your own bad ass self, but "vurp" is working its way to standard usage. Just cuz I care, if gastroesophageal reflux is a regular occurrence you might want to see a doc.

And, as to the godfather of porn, according to, "Reefer Madness: And Other Tales from the American Underground" by Eric Schlosser of "Fast Food Nation" fame, look no further than Reuben Sturman.

dealtoy

07-17-2003 08:39 PM

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Prisoner Wants Sex Change at Taxpayers' Expense
Thu Jul 17,12:57 PM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

ALBANY, N.Y. (Reuters) - A convicted murderer wants the state of New York to pay $500,000 for his sex change and a key ruling in his case has moved him closer to his dream of serving the rest of his sentence in a women's jail.

Mark Brooks, 34, who calls himself Jessica Lewis, and claims to be "a girl inside," sued New York almost three years ago for treatment for his Gender Identity Disorder but has not received medical treatment.

In a 19-page ruling, U.S. District Judge Lawrence Kahn said Brooks should be allowed to talk to doctors about requests for hormone therapy, breast implants, and "genital reassignment."

Kahn said "deliberate indifference to serious medical attention" may be a violation of the Eighth Amendment, which prohibits cruel and unusual punishment. He questioned the "puzzling distinction" officials make between hormone treatment before and after imprisonment.

.....

Putnam County District Attorney Kevin Wright, who prosecuted the case against Brooks, told the New York Post that it was "appalling" that the victim's mother, a taxpayer, may be paying for the sex change

Atticus Grinch

07-17-2003 08:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by dealtoy
Prisoner Wants Sex Change at Taxpayers' Expense
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Putnam County District Attorney Kevin Wright, who prosecuted the case against Brooks, told the New York Post that it was "appalling" that the victim's mother, a taxpayer, may be paying for the sex change

That's why you shouldn't vote for that prosecutor when he inevitably runs for the legislature. I say make sex changes for prisoners freely available. Nay, compulsory! Recidivism will plummet when they discover that no number of second offenses will ever purchase the return of a fully functional penis, and they will meekly return to socially productive, traditional female jobs like homemaker, nurse, court reporter, or Lawtalkers admin.

{Edited because I wanted to piss E/O off and didn't feel like I'd finished the job.}

Penske_Account

07-17-2003 09:03 PM

TM on hygiene & porn godfathers

Quote:

Originally posted by ias_39
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Not to knock words and phrases coined by your own bad ass self, but "vurp" is working its way to standard usage.

You didn't coin vurp, Tim Allen did, back when he was just a stand up.

Thanks for playing though.

Penske (the irony is I vurped 5 minutes ago and my throat is still burning-who knew?) Account

Gattigap

07-17-2003 09:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
That's why you shouldn't vote for that prosecutor when he inevitably runs for the legislature. I say make sex changes for prisoners freely available. Nay, compulsory! Recidivism will plummet when they discover that no number of second offenses will ever purchase the return of a fully functional penis, and they will meekly return to socially productive, traditional female jobs like homemaker, nurse, court reporter, or Lawtalkers admin.

{Edited because I wanted to piss E/O off and didn't feel like I'd finished the job.}

I suppose getting Slave (and any other male admins) is a bonus, then.

evenodds

07-17-2003 10:04 PM

Get a load of this -- from Yahoo

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
. . . they will meekly return to socially productive, traditional female jobs like homemaker, nurse, court reporter, or Lawtalkers admin.

{Edited because I wanted to piss E/O off and didn't feel like I'd finished the job.}

Damn.

Does this mean I have to start reading your posts?

bilmore

07-17-2003 11:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I say make sex changes for prisoners freely available. Nay, compulsory! Recidivism will plummet when they discover that no number of second offenses will ever purchase the return of a fully functional penis, and they will meekly return to socially productive, traditional female jobs like homemaker, nurse, court reporter, or Lawtalkers admin.

A scary quote from the guy who will likely spend the most effort guaranteeing the guy the state-funded operation.

Fugee

07-17-2003 11:22 PM

It's Pat!

Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm sure this will offend the more religious posters out there, who will see this as an attack on their beliefs. Tough.

[Spree: news story on Pat Robertson clarifying his death wish to the Court]

"More religious" does not necessarily equal "fan of Pat."

Flinty_McFlint

07-18-2003 01:54 AM

It's Pat!

Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
"More religious" does not necessarily equal "fan of Pat."

Thank goodness for that. But I suspect most fans of Pat believe themselves to be more religious than others.

ThrashersFan

07-18-2003 09:04 AM

TM on hygiene & porn godfathers

Quote:

Originally posted by ias_39
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Not to knock words and phrases coined by your own bad ass self, but "vurp" is working its way to standard usage. Just cuz I care, if gastroesophageal reflux is a regular occurrence you might want to see a doc.

I say better to vurp than to shart. :D

MisterEbola

07-18-2003 09:11 AM

Tripplehorny

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If anyone wants to research the demographics of his family's neighborhood (or whatever) his zip code appears to be 76107-3111.

As mentioned on the "other" DC board, it appears that Daddy is a V.P. at Bear Sterns. Looks like he's gonna have to shell out some bucks for a new Range Rover as a consolation gift.

evenodds

07-18-2003 09:19 AM

Queer Eye

Bravo reran the show last night and I watched on the multiple FB recs.

I liked it far more than I expected. The five makeover guys were really funny.

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