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Adder 01-12-2009 02:17 PM
Re: Hi, ncs!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377122)
I object to eye black that just sticks on.
I prefer mine John Randle style (not the best example, but all I could find):
http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/1386...5397277B4DC33E

ThurgreedMarshall 01-12-2009 02:24 PM
Re: Hi, ncs!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watchtower (Post 377117)
Why are people annoyed by a simple profession of faith?
Because it's annoying. Play football. We don't all need to know how religious you are every time we see your face.

TM

Penske_Account 01-12-2009 02:30 PM
Re: Hi, ncs!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377126)
Deut. 4:24?
Right on! Righteously!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-12-2009 02:31 PM
Re: Hi, ncs!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 377128)
Because it's annoying. Play football. We don't all need to know how religious you are every time we see you're face.

TM
2. And it's not "just profession of faith" -- it's prosetylization designed for display to a broad audience.

Penske_Account 01-12-2009 02:33 PM
Re: Hi, ncs!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 377128)
Because it's annoying. Play football. We don't all need to know how religious you are every time we see you're face.

TM
I am for freedom of expression, its his prerogative......like Bobby Brown! Of course, I don't watch this American football thing, so I couldn't give a rat's arse what they put on themselves. Let them wear shirts with Al Qaeda recruiting propaganda on it. I. don't. care. I have more intellectual pursuits at hand.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-12-2009 02:34 PM
Re: Hi, ncs!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 377134)
I have more intellectual pursuits at hand.
Your dick is not a book.

Penske_Account 01-12-2009 02:34 PM
Re: Hi, ncs!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377133)
2. And it's not "just profession of faith" -- it's prosetylization designed for display to a broad audience.
Bah humbug!

ps: does anyone else have a headache? Also, I'm slightly nauseated. the flu?

Penske_Account 01-12-2009 02:35 PM
Re: Hi, ncs!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377135)
Your dick is not a book.
No, but for the advanced stuff I sometimes consult the Kama Sutra during the course of......other pursuits....

Hank Chinaski 01-12-2009 02:42 PM
stunning photo
 
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...gs_cassini.jpg
  • In the shadow of Saturn, unexpected wonders appear. The robotic Cassini spacecraft now orbiting Saturn recently drifted in the giant planet’s shadow for about 12 hours and looked back toward the eclipsed Sun. Cassini saw a view unlike any other. First, the night side of Saturn is seen to be partly lit by light reflected from its own majestic ring system. Next, the rings themselves appear dark when silhouetted against Saturn, but quite bright when viewed away from Saturn and slightly scattering sunlight, in the above exaggerated color image. Saturn’s rings light up so much that new rings were discovered, although they are hard to see in the above image. Visible in spectacular detail, however, is Saturn’s E ring, the ring created by the newly discovered ice-fountains of the moon Enceladus, and the outermost ring visible above. Far in the distance, visible on the image left just above the bright main rings, is the almost ignorable pale blue dot of Earth.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-12-2009 03:06 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 377140)
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...gs_cassini.jpg
  • In the shadow of Saturn, unexpected wonders appear. The robotic Cassini spacecraft now orbiting Saturn recently drifted in the giant planet’s shadow for about 12 hours and looked back toward the eclipsed Sun. Cassini saw a view unlike any other. First, the night side of Saturn is seen to be partly lit by light reflected from its own majestic ring system. Next, the rings themselves appear dark when silhouetted against Saturn, but quite bright when viewed away from Saturn and slightly scattering sunlight, in the above exaggerated color image. Saturn’s rings light up so much that new rings were discovered, although they are hard to see in the above image. Visible in spectacular detail, however, is Saturn’s E ring, the ring created by the newly discovered ice-fountains of the moon Enceladus, and the outermost ring visible above. Far in the distance, visible on the image left just above the bright main rings, is the almost ignorable pale blue dot of Earth.
So this is what Saturn looks like from Uranus?

I am on fire today.

Hank Chinaski 01-12-2009 03:11 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 377146)
So this is what Saturn looks like from Uranus?

I am on fire today.
as big as your butt is, I'm sure anyone on your anus would have his entire field of vision blocked. ha ha, just kidding.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-12-2009 03:33 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 377147)
as big as your butt is, I'm sure anyone on your anus would have his entire field of vision blocked. ha ha, just kidding.
Seriously. My kuiper belt is now so tight I'm forced to let out an oort cloud every few minutes. Silent but deadly.

Fart.

Hank Chinaski 01-12-2009 03:49 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 377154)
Seriously. My kuiper belt is now so tight I'm forced to let out an oort cloud every few minutes. Silent but deadly.

Fart.
Whoo- hoo. You won this round.

I love it when all the "noses in the air" East Coasters are off and us Mid-Westerners can make some good old homespun humor!

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-12-2009 05:08 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 377161)
Whoo- hoo. You won this round.

I love it when all the "noses in the air" East Coasters are off and us Mid-Westerners can make some good old homespun humor!
Oh, they're giggling to themselves, but they wouldn't dare join in on the fun.

I wonder what it's like for Flower to be trapped with us in Rubeville.

Pretty Little Flower 01-12-2009 05:11 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 377178)
Oh, they're giggling to themselves, but they wouldn't dare join in on the fun.

I wonder what it's like for Flower to be trapped with us in Rubeville.
It is a dangerously large ego trip for me.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-12-2009 05:34 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 377180)
It is a dangerously large ego trip for me.
Congrats on winning the lotto!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2111708.ece

(Spree: headline: "I was a 48-year-old virgin until I won Lotto")

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-12-2009 05:50 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 377186)
Congrats on winning the lotto!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2111708.ece

(Spree: headline: "I was a 48-year-old virgin until I won Lotto")
If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.

Adder 01-12-2009 05:50 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377189)
If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.
Really? No hot nurse fantasies?

Hank Chinaski 01-12-2009 05:53 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 377178)
Oh, they're giggling to themselves, but they wouldn't dare join in on the fun.

I wonder what it's like for Flower to be trapped with us in Rubeville.
minnesota is not "us." it is a cross between Canadian accents and cold and Soviet Russia with the rotting infrastructure and collapsing bridges, mixed in with an apparently dull-normal population that keeps electing reality show level celebrities to state office.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-12-2009 05:55 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377189)
If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.
She probably smells like his mum, which is why he's with her.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-12-2009 05:55 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 377193)
minnesota is not "us." it is a cross between Canadian accents and cold and Soviet Russia with the rotting infrastructure and collapsing bridges, mixed in with an apparently dull-normal population that keeps electing reality show level celebrities to state office.
You know nothing about the hip Minneapolis/St. Paul underground scene.

Hank Chinaski 01-12-2009 05:56 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377189)
If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.
prediction- the guy gets 100 letters with naked pictures from better looking girls telling him to think about marrying that woman.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-12-2009 05:57 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 377191)
Really? No hot nurse fantasies?
Not after clicking through that link.

Penske_Account 01-12-2009 05:57 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377189)
If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.
I'm reading between the lines that the bros double teamed her, which seems a little creepy to me, notwithstanding my general prurient nature.

Penske_Account 01-12-2009 05:59 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377199)
Not after clicking through that link.
I'd take the caretaker over the mom, if the third option was castration. fwiw. ymmv.

Pretty Little Flower 01-12-2009 06:13 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 377197)
You know nothing about the hip Minneapolis/St. Paul underground scene.

Quiet down. I have Hank believing that we still think Melt Banana is cutting edge.

Hank Chinaski 01-12-2009 06:45 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 377208)
Quiet down. I have Hank believing that we still think Melt Banana is cutting edge.
I have a fixed opinion about Melt Banana, but it is simply that having any opinion about Melt Banana is probably a bad idea.

Think about it.

LessinSF 01-12-2009 07:08 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 377186)
Congrats on winning the lotto!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2111708.ece

(Spree: headline: "I was a 48-year-old virgin until I won Lotto")
He can use some of his 8.5 million pounds to buy this girl's virginity for the bargain-basement price of $2.6 million pounds. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2123389.ece

Penske_Account 01-12-2009 07:34 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 377217)
He can use some of his 8.5 million pounds to buy this girl's virginity for the bargain-basement price of $2.6 million pounds. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2123389.ece
Cautionary warning from the article:

Londoner Rosie Reid, 18, reportedly slept with a 44-year-old BT engineer in a Euston hotel room after paying up.

But it didn't seem like she enjoyed the experience.

According to reports at the time, she said afterwards: "It was horrible. I felt nervous and scared."

Natalie's certainly hot, but perhaps the inexperience would mute the experience. For that price, I think I would skip the virgin thing and look for someone with some gravitas in the bedroom. Like a porn star.

eta: does a professional video come with the package, that could change my mind.......

cheval de frise 01-12-2009 07:36 PM
Cognoscenti, intelligentsia, or neither?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 377215)
I have a fixed opinion about Melt Banana, but it is simply that having any opinion about Melt Banana is probably a bad idea.

Think about it.
Open up the hamster wheel -- give your thoughts room to run.

CDF

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-12-2009 08:03 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 377217)
He can use some of his 8.5 million pounds to buy this girl's virginity for the bargain-basement price of $2.6 million pounds. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2123389.ece
Looks out of Eliot Spitzer's price range.

Pretty Little Flower 01-12-2009 08:28 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 377215)
I have a fixed opinion about Melt Banana, but it is simply that having any opinion about Melt Banana is probably a bad idea.

Think about it.
I keep trying to think about it, but when I do, I get lightheaded and a little giggly. Is that what is supposed to happen?

Hank Chinaski 01-12-2009 11:20 PM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 377238)
I keep trying to think about it, but when I do, I get lightheaded and a little giggly. Is that what is supposed to happen?
thanks. my new years resolution is to make one person smile every
day. now i can retire.

Pretty Little Flower 01-13-2009 10:10 AM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 377193)
minnesota is not "us." it is a cross between Canadian accents and cold and Soviet Russia with the rotting infrastructure and collapsing bridges, mixed in with an apparently dull-normal population that keeps electing reality show level celebrities to state office.
O.K., there may be something to this. The Star Tribune lists the air temp as 18 below, although it may be a tiny bit warmer than that downtown. But on my way in to work, at least half the people walking down the street have no hat on. What. The. Fuck. ?. Studies show that you lose between 132 and 148% of you body heat from your head. Do these people not read studies? I assure you, their hair was not that spectacular.

Pretty Little Flower 01-13-2009 10:11 AM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 377246)
thanks. my new years resolution is to make one person smile every
day. now i can retire.

You're retiring? Bon chance, mon ami! Say "hi!" to Penske!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-13-2009 10:17 AM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 377248)
Studies show that you lose between 132 and 148% of you body heat from your head. Do these people not read studies? I assure you, their hair was not that spectacular.
Based on those figures, are you proposing that they wear a hat, but otherwise go naked?

I think you'll find the current approach superior.

Adder 01-13-2009 10:21 AM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377250)
I think you'll find the current approach superior.
I don't know. A friend of mine, who wasn't from there, used to visit periodically and come back to tell me about how hot all of the women are.

Can't say that I universally agree, but maybe he was just taken in by the slightly higher proportion of blonds. Either that or he spent all of his time at Fugee Manor.

Pretty Little Flower 01-13-2009 10:28 AM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 377250)
Based on those figures, are you proposing that they wear a hat, but otherwise go naked?

I think you'll find the current approach superior.
Never mind:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...humanbehaviour

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-13-2009 10:35 AM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 377254)
I'm suspicious. The article also claims that "No scientific evidence ... supports any cure or effective prevention for alcohol hangovers," they state. "The most effective way to avoid a hangover is to consume alcohol only in moderation or not at all."

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-13-2009 10:36 AM
Re: stunning photo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 377253)
I don't know. A friend of mine, who wasn't from there, used to visit periodically and come back to tell me about how hot all of the women are.
Let me know about the cold day on which all the men stay home.


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