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Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

10-24-2003 01:35 PM

En Fuego!**

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
4 posts in a row! I am the KING of the Board!!!!!

**I invented this phrase.

I never suspected Latrell was your sock. And I ain't even lying.

Penske_Account

10-24-2003 01:37 PM

En Fuego**

4 posts in a row!! I am the KING of Board!!!

**I invented this phrase.

Say_hello_for_me

10-24-2003 01:41 PM

Land of Fu*

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[pathetic]

some other posters appoint you their spokesgeek?
cuz i see your name next to words you say they want you to speak;

banished where lizards and proclaimed shifty dorks don't bait?
Christ, i think i heard of this game back when I was eight;

I'm pretty sure others can speak for themselves;
if not, I don't think they'd use pretend elves;

if its a million you've read without pay;
please put me on ignore and I'll be away;

or keep stalking kay, sometimes its fun to bout;
but learn a trick or two, cuz your schtick is out.

Shape Shifter

10-24-2003 01:43 PM

Land of Fu*

Exhibit B

Quote:

Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
some other posters appoint you their spokesgeek?
cuz i see your name next to words you say they want you to speak;

banished where lizards and proclaimed shifty dorks don't bait?
Christ, i think i heard of this game back when I was eight;

I'm pretty sure others can speak for themselves;
if not, I don't think they'd use pretend elves;

if its a million you've read without pay;
please put me on ignore and I'll be away;

or keep stalking kay, sometimes its fun to bout;
but learn a trick or two, cuz your schtick is out.

notcasesensitive

10-24-2003 01:45 PM

En Fuego**

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
4 posts in a row!! I am the KING of Board!!!

**I invented this phrase.

We were trying to leave you alone to see if you would start a flamewar with yourself. Unfortunately Shape Shifter did not get the memo.

Bil Mo'

10-24-2003 01:45 PM

Memorandum

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
To: fringey
From: Shape Shifter
Date: October 24, 2003
Re: Posting Etiquette

Please discontinue engaging in teasing and/or flirtatious behavior with virgins, particularly those found regularly on the Politics Board. While your behavior is not objectionable in itself, it often inspires notions of grandeur on the part of the virgin party (see, e.g, quote below marked as Exhibit A). These notions of grandeur inspire the virgin party to venture over to the Fashion Board, which ends up cluttered with the unenlightening, nonsensical gibberish referenced in Exhibit A. Please return an initialed copy of this Memorandum to my office so that I may confirm receipt. Thank you for your cooperation.

Exhibit A

Wait a minute!

She's never flirted with me (only ncs has)!?!?

Bil Mo'

10-24-2003 01:47 PM

Public Service Announcements

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just stop.

Neither one of you have any idea what you're doing. This has to be the lamest flame war I've ever seen. Even paigow jumping in hasn't helped it.

Go sit in the corner with mmmmmm.

TM

Don't you miss the old days, you ignorant asshole?

soup sandwich

10-24-2003 01:47 PM

Can someone explain?

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Why the "I've been on the board longer than you have" pissing match seems to be so important around here?

I know this one. Because it creates exclusivity. Sure, anyone can be a "poster" on this board, but only a few can profess to be "long-time posters".

Truth be known, I really don't think anyone really truly cares how long someone else has been posting. But it's a really good way to bait someone into an argument. Few are able to not respond to a challenge of how long they've been posting.

ms. naughty diplomat

10-24-2003 01:49 PM

Public Service Announcements

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Honey, you were outed to me back when you were still a law student. I know exactly who you are. but thanks for playing.

first, you have no idea who i am.

second, you reminded me why i stopped posting on the fashion baord in the first place - it was all of your harassment/stalker socks.

evenodds

10-24-2003 01:50 PM

Can someone explain?

Quote:

Originally posted by soup sandwich
I know this one. Because it creates exclusivity. Sure, anyone can be a "poster" on this board, but only a few can profess to be "long-time posters".

Truth be known, I really don't think anyone really truly cares how long someone else has been posting. But it's a really good way to bait someone into an argument. Few are able to not respond to a challenge of how long they've been posting.

I've only been posting here since March.

spookyfish

10-24-2003 01:51 PM

Can someone explain?

Quote:

Originally posted by soup sandwich

Thoughtful answer.

Actually, that particular question was a bit rhetorical, but thank you.

I guess my point is, that particular bait is rather stupid and juvenile.

Penske_Account

10-24-2003 01:52 PM

En Fuego**

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We were trying to leave you alone to see if you would start a flamewar with yourself.

I can't flame myself, I heart me too much.

spookyfish

10-24-2003 01:52 PM

Can someone explain?

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
I've only been posting here since March.

Fucking newbie. Get off my board.

Bil Mo'

10-24-2003 01:53 PM

Land of Fu*

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Exhibit B

SS, you forgot the damn footnotes.

Please redraft your memo.

Penske_Account

10-24-2003 01:54 PM

Public Service Announcements

Quote:

Originally posted by Bil Mo'
Don't you miss the old days, you ignorant asshole?

Hey Uncle Bil Mo', tell me the story of how rap music is misogynistic again? Please....please....pretty please?!?!?!?!

ms. naughty diplomat

10-24-2003 01:54 PM

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Indeed, including but not limited to by more of my socks than one could count on boards from coast to coast and back again.

Carry on.

according to my count it was 329, not including the socks which i only suspect are yours such as paigowprincess.

Shape Shifter

10-24-2003 01:55 PM

Land of Fu*

Quote:

Originally posted by Bil Mo'
SS, you forgot the damn footnotes.

Please redraft your memo.

Shit. And on a fucking Friday, too.

Say_hello_for_me

10-24-2003 01:55 PM

Land of Fu*

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Exhibit B

Did you just jiz on my leg? Quit stalking me!

notcasesensitive

10-24-2003 01:55 PM

Can someone explain?

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Actually, that particular question was a bit rhetorical, but thank you.

I guess my point is, that particular bait is rather stupid and juvenile.

Especially as opposed to the more mature and thought-provoking picking on someone because they don't know everything about the show that was the basis for their avatar (past or present). Grandpa Munster slacker.

notcasesensitive

10-24-2003 01:56 PM

En Fuego**

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I can't flame myself, I heart me too much.

Then why is your ms naughty diplomat sock fighting with your bold n brazen sock?

spookyfish

10-24-2003 01:58 PM

Can someone explain?

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Especially as opposed to the more mature and thought-provoking picking on someone because they don't know everything about the show that was the basis for their avatar (past or present). Grandpa Munster slacker.

Bitch, please. That's stupid and juvenile, too.

P.S. Is he dead yet?

P.P.S. I've been here longer than you.

notcasesensitive

10-24-2003 01:59 PM

question for e/o

Who are the whining rhinestoned freakboys?

All others, please continue... nothing to see here.

evenodds

10-24-2003 01:59 PM

Can someone explain?

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
P.S. Is he dead yet?

No. Just Canadian.

ltl/fb

10-24-2003 01:59 PM

Memorandum

Quote:

Well, OK, I will cease and desist any kind of fun behavior on these boards until no earlier than Sunday at noon. Y'all enjoy your holiday.

(I would say "out of love and respect for you" but that would be engaging in prohibited behavior.)

spookyfish

10-24-2003 02:01 PM

Can someone explain?

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
No. Just Canadian.

What's the difference?*

* I invented this.

Bil Mo'

10-24-2003 02:01 PM

Public Service Announcements

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hey Uncle Bil Mo', tell me the story of how rap music is misogynistic again? Please....please....pretty please?!?!?!?!

It is. I heard 10 seconds of a song by Missy Elliott the other day when I was stuck in traffic, and she was asking some guy how hard she had to "work it" and telling him that she's a "freak". I assume this is representative of other rap, and that rap thus always puts women in a position where there only purpose is to please men. And, if necessary, please them by "putting it in and reversing it", which I assume is a reference to TM like vile acts.

Bil Mo'

10-24-2003 02:02 PM

Public Service Announcements

Quote:

Originally posted by Bil Mo'
It is. I heard 10 seconds of a song by Missy Elliott the other day when I was stuck in traffic, and she was asking some guy how hard she had to "work it" and telling him that she's a "freak". I assume this is representative of other rap, and that rap thus always puts women in a position where there only purpose is to please men. And, if necessary, please them by "putting it in and reversing it", which I assume is a reference to TM like vile acts.

(Of course, what I never told anyone back then, is that I kind of like it this way.)

Bil Mo'

10-24-2003 02:03 PM

Land of Fu*

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Shit. And on a fucking Friday, too.

I may check in at the office at 8 am tomorrow morning, so please have it ready for me if I do.

Of course, I also may sleep late.

Not Bob

10-24-2003 02:03 PM

question for e/o

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who are the whining rhinestoned freakboys?

All others, please continue... nothing to see here.

I'm guessing penske and slave, but I could be wrong.

Actually, I believe the motto comes from Montecore's post, and refers to Siegreid & Roy.

evenodds

10-24-2003 02:05 PM

question for e/o

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who are the whining rhinestoned freakboys?

All others, please continue... nothing to see here.

Please see Montecore's stand-up routine transcript for reference.

As for their identity here, I will leave that open for interpretation.

ms. naughty diplomat

10-24-2003 02:05 PM

En Fuego**

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Then why is your ms naughty diplomat sock fighting with your bold n brazen sock?

obivously its hillary clinton's fault

Penske_Account

10-24-2003 02:08 PM

Public Service Announcements

Quote:

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
first, you have no idea who i am.

How do you know? Maybe she hacked the board and got your IP address or maybe she's sleeping with one of the tech guys (or gals, NTTAWWT) at Infirmation.com and he (or she, NTTAWWT) gave her your IP address or maybe The Paigow is really an elaborate sock of Plated's.

The Paigow is very cunning player. Don't misunderestimate her!

ms. naughty diplomat

10-24-2003 02:13 PM

Public Service Announcements

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
How do you know? Maybe she hacked the board and got your IP address or maybe she's sleeping with one of the tech guys (or gals, NTTAWWT) at Infirmation.com and he (or she, NTTAWWT) gave her your IP address or maybe The Paigow is really an elaborate sock of Plated's.

The Paigow is very cunning player. Don't misunderestimate her!

i never underestimate any of your socks, penske. including the ones that i only suspect are yours

Penske_Account

10-24-2003 02:16 PM

En Fuego**

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Then why is your ms naughty diplomat sock fighting with your bold n brazen sock?

Good point. Good point indeed. I am reminded of why I fell in heart with you (in addition to the flair, of course).

I hereby declare my sock versus sock flame war over.

I am taking naughty diplomat back to Greedy Detroit so that Puff Daddy can spank her tender loins and bold n brazen can go to the feeding room for a conference with lactation lover.

The rest of all of all y'all can carry on.

Bil Mo'

10-24-2003 02:16 PM

Public Service Announcements

Quote:

Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
i never underestimate any of your socks, penske. including the ones that i only suspect are yours

Thank you.

LessinSF

10-24-2003 02:19 PM

Is this a Good Thing?

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
As someone who is sorta eh on oral sex

You once put me on your crush list. Please remove me - its not gonna happen.

notcasesensitive

10-24-2003 02:27 PM

Is this a Good Thing?

Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
You once put me on your crush list. Please remove me - its not gonna happen.

That's fine. You've been off it for some time. But maybe not officially.

FWIW & etc. I have no problem with giving , I'm just less excited about receiving than I am about other things. And I'm not the only female poster with this POV.

Resume.

str8outavannuys

10-24-2003 02:29 PM

Amusing eBay listing

Check this out y'all

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3146042998

[spree: guy selling his ex-wife's beanie babies on eBay]

LessinSF

10-24-2003 02:31 PM

For Thurgreed With Love

Se Ri Pak makes cut in men's tour event - placed 29th after 2nd round - http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...orean_tour_pak

LessinSF

10-24-2003 02:32 PM

Is this a Good Thing?

Quote: