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One on one? B/c I've been to a gentlemen's club with a group of girls (just friends of the group - really) and guys and no one had sex after. In fact, the strip club had just as many women patrons as men. There was even a bachelorette party going on. She got on stage and was groped accordingly. It was wonderful. It used to be that a female would get in free to a gentlemen's club. I don't think that's the case anymore...

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OMG E/o, now look what you've done. Now it's going to look like me and peske went to a strip club together.

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Okay, if a woman says to a man she is dating, "I've never been to a strip club, we should go," she means, "I am going to fuck you tonight."

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And what makes you so sure that we haven't?

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I do this actually quite frequently, with various men not related to me.

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Hey, my wife went to a strip club with a few guys from school a few months back after they'd all had a pile of drinks at happy hour. Does that mean she got gang banged?

S(that whore... I'm going to a massage parlor for a hummer right now)D

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Its the gore that makes boxing so fucking great. A good slugfest is the best. What other sport lets you see a guy who's right has more pressure than a great white shark's bite pummel another dude's face? Good brawlfest boxing is like seeing a baseball game where Reggie Jackson is perpetually at the plate. Each time a guy throws a combination, it might knocks the sweat ten feet off the other guy's head and land him on the canvass. No sport gives you that much pure adrenaline in a short period of time.

Baseball's dull because it takes forever and until recently was a pitcher's game.

If I could pay to watch two lunkheads beat the hell out of each other in a barfight, I'd do that too.

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Possibly, NTTAWWT.

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I think the subtext has just swallowed the text. Or past has become present. Or history has become reality. Or Fringey went off her meds for the weekend.

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Well, fuck, nobody in their right mind can make a valid argument for why America's Cup is a sport. Its not even a topic worth debating.

I love the beach, and I enjoy sailboats as much as the next guy, but yatch racing ain't a fucking sport in the classic sense of the word.

I think a lot of yuppies like America's Cup because they think they should. Its a manby pamby thing for folks to watch to differntiate themselves. Gimme Rufus v. Geno for 15 rounds over that boat racing crap anyday...

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I dunno. Is your girlfriend a stripper?

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I have been to strip clubs with women, and, although it is not guaranteed sex, the likelihood of sex goes way up. If, as you posit, the woman is someone you are actually dating, but have not yet fucked, the likelihood of that situation being rectified approaches 100%.

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Or lets you tear another guy's ear off with your teeth and receive only a mild reprimand--bonus!

Given that I nearly passed out watching one of those goddamned "Nip/Tuck" promos, I think I'd better stay away from watching actual gore.

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Well, it unquestionably highlights man's evolution and accomplishments of the past 3000 years.

Where's the strategy? Smash his face now? Or save it for later, and smash his face then?

Boxing has become a joke. The major fighters dance around each other, with a fight every six months against some tomato can, instead of each other. Can we imagine this in another sport? The lakers and celtics refuse to play, except once, in the 80s, and only then after Bird is hobbled with injuries and Magic is in decline. Or the Yankees cite a few injuries and tell everyone they won't play the world series until next october.

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But what if she's asking because she just wants to see naked women? Isn't there a likelihood that your equipment doesn't interest her much?