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PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 06:04 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 425279)
The problem is not that you have 25,623+ posts. The problem is that it's plausible that you do.

Before replying further consider that if you're explaining, you're losing.

Where you see problem, I see opportunity.......:D

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 06:06 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 425285)
I have discovered these for the casual ride around a campus or two:

http://cdni.llbean.com/is/image/wim/...id=330&hei=295

They really are more appropriate for hanging out in front of starbucks.

But for serious riding, there is still a need for these:

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/assets/menspro6.jpg

And, indeed, I don't know that I have the confidence to be running around in those too much.

I note that while there is some ass padding, that is not the most important padding.

I did the majority of my riding in a speedo. Padded. But a speedo. And brazilian cut.

taxwonk 05-27-2010 09:45 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 425161)
If I had it lasered, why would I need those pants? I hate to mix fashion metaphors, but it seems awfully "belt and suspenders."

(You didn't think I actually had that tattoo, did you?)


(Of course not, Sebby. I know you better than that.)

taxwonk 05-27-2010 09:48 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 425164)
Will there be blow?

Not with my heart. If I wanted to leave a corpse in Hank's office, I'd choose one other than my own.

Hank Chinaski 05-27-2010 09:48 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425290)
I did the majority of my riding in a speedo. Padded. But a speedo. And brazilian cut.

really? I'd have thought you did the majority of your riding in this

http://curtislowe.files.wordpress.co.../short-bus.jpg

taxwonk 05-27-2010 09:51 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 425178)
Have you seen his rack? It's spectacular.

And they're real.

taxwonk 05-27-2010 09:54 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425191)
This is not possible.....unless he has a toilet built into his desk. Please clarify! Asap!

One can take a dump on a desk without a toilet there. The other part is just for amusement.

taxwonk 05-27-2010 10:00 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 425217)
last timei was in tokyo I ran in yoyogi every morning. the "western style" had a homeless guy living in it, so I was forced to use the traditional- I actually prefer it.

No middle schools in Tokyo?

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 10:09 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 425297)
One can take a dump on a desk without a toilet there. The other part is just for amusement.

No offence, but the most amusing part would be where you toppled over after trying to hold the squat and get blown, and went arse over tits covered in shits. Giggles would definitely ensue. No offence. Please post on PornoTube and link me.

:D

taxwonk 05-27-2010 10:13 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 425240)
Indeed. I blame the invention of manpris for part of the confusion.


There is no such thing as manpris. There are (horribly) men who wear capris. Fortunately, most of them stay in Europe, where such monstrosities are merely part of the longstanding cultural heritage.

patentparanyc 05-27-2010 10:36 PM

Loafers
 
This is such a Gordon Gekko dumb assed lame superificial question so warning: incoming.

For loafers with the bar on them....any type of decoration. excluding pon poms.

Ferregamo with the xoxo pattern or Gucci with the horsebit for men? I really like the Ferregamo loafers. more discreet and look sharp with dress pants.

Second dumb question. if one were to trade in their mercedes GL 450 and you NEEd a third seat but don't want say a freakin' suburban....even if you fail on third seat. Audi Q7 suv? or acura mdx or an infiniti cross over or the big assed one? or a rover [certified pre owned on that one]

third dumb question but this one is fun:

crazy looking strappy bimbo sandals with conservative sheath dresses and cardis at work: ok? since the conservative clothes take the fucking edge off?

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 10:37 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 425300)
There is no such thing as manpris. There are (horribly) men who wear capris. Fortunately, most of them stay in Europe, where such monstrosities are merely part of the longstanding cultural heritage.

hi!

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-27-2010 11:02 PM

Re: Loafers
 
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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425301)

Second dumb question. if one were to trade in their mercedes GL 450 and you NEEd a third seat but don't want say a freakin' suburban....even if you fail on third seat. Audi Q7 suv? or acura mdx or an infiniti cross over or the big assed one? or a rover [certified pre owned on that one]

As am I sure my pal EO[sniff] knows, Ferraris only have two seats, which is not ideal for the menage, but no pain, no gain.

patentparanyc 05-28-2010 09:12 AM

Re: Loafers
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 425303)
As am I sure my pal EO[sniff] knows, Ferraris only have two seats, which is not ideal for the menage, but no pain, no gain.

clearly, it's all about the menage.

I think that's what big suv's are for. the third seat is...convertible.

Icky Thump 05-28-2010 10:05 AM

Re: Loafers
 
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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 425301)

Second dumb question. if one were to trade in their mercedes GL 450 and you NEEd a third seat but don't want say a freakin' suburban....even if you fail on third seat. Audi Q7 suv? or acura mdx or an infiniti cross over or the big assed one? or a rover [certified pre owned on that one]

Unless you want a direct money pipeline to BP and Audi go for a Honda Pilot.


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