Full, round, artificial presumptions
 

The guy is entitled to his opinions, and you of all people should be down with that.

I do resent the straddling and backpedaling. though.

Amusing eBay listing
 

He has a way with the sales pitch. Not that I disagree.

I believe that a rare Shape Shifter doll was on the list, but no way to know since the seller would not authenticate.

Amusing eBay listing
 

And how did you come across this? You're a closet beanie baby collector - admit it! -TL

Public Service Announcements
 

Whatever gets you through the night. Just remember, your secrets are not safe with anyone. Especially those with access to your computer codes.


mmmmmmmmmhahhahahahhaha

yes I know thats very 2001. but it was approrpriate so I am resurrecting it.

Is this a Good Thing?
 

You prefer that the ladies act like they enjoy your tongue work?

PETA uber alles
 

A recent PETA caimpaign takes on fat people. Now having engaged the fat, PETA sets aim on hillbillies, and in particular fat hillbillies.
http://naafa.org/peta3_files/peta3.htm (spree fat peopel news letter)
Why the Hate?
Elvis never wore fur, or really any natural fabric.
Elvis is famous for eating fried peanut butter, not steak.
And you know what, I think animals liked Elvis...





http://www.tunneltwo.com/tutti/edog09.jpg

Land of Fu*
 

I've been a bit out of the loop. Is this Bilmore Baggins? Did you become a rap fan while I had my back turned? Why the name change? Do I need a name change? What's been going on around here?

PETA uber alles
 

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[Joke deleted because I don't pay attention and respond to socks that should be officially deleted for being confusingly similar.]

TM

Land of Fu*
 

Bilmore has abandoned all of you, because you are unserious dopes who can't keep the FB on the FB and the PB and the PB, and FB and PB don't go together like PB and J.*

If you do not get your acts together, more socks will disappear.

But, as a consolation prize, you have me, Bil Mo', and I ain't goin no whar til Bilmore's back.** That Whack?***


* If you need more details, he is posting on that other board and you can go ask him.

** But TM is still an ignorant asshole.

*** Aren't these footnotes annoying?

Land of Fu*
 

I'm gentle with virgins.

En Fuego!**
 

It is becoming readily apparent that this Penske juggernaut must be stopped.

Send out the Bat signal.

Public Service Announcements
 

[Joke deleted because I don't pay attention and respond to socks that should be officially deleted for being confusingly similar.]

TM

Amusing eBay listing
 

Is this legit? Even if not, it's hilarious. You have to admire someone unwilling to induge the psychoses of others.

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
 

Jenny McCarthy was on "Singled Out" not "Remote Control."

Marisol Massey was the first game show girl on RC.
Kari Wuhrer took over before settling into Skinemax roles.
I know there was at least one other game show girl, but Jenny came much, much later.

M timmy vee

Public Service Announcements
 

I believe you intended to "pilf" not "plif."

Land of Fu*
 

ah, the zeal of the converted.

Land of Fu*
 

Typical Friday. You know, people making idiotic socks and fucking around.

Speaking of fucking around, PM me.

For Thurgreed With Love
 

Good for her (honestly). I will note, however, that she didn't do it on the PGA. And if any female can compete with the men on the PGA in the future, it will be Wie. That girl has POWER.

Also note, Pak said the following after making the cut, "Yesterday and today has been the most burdening time of my professional career, psychological and mentally." So, as far as soundbites go, she's already prepared for The Tour.

TM

Edited to add: Also in the article: Shin Yong-jin, this year's money leader on the Korean tour, thought Pak benefited because of the layout.

"I think the course was made to have Se Ri Pak make the cut," Shin said. "I knew she would make the cut even before coming into the game."

Pak contends the course played to the men's strength.

"Because the fairways are wide and the course is short, I think it's more advantageous for the men," she said.

Most of the par 5s were downhill, half the par 4s shorter than 400 yards and all par 3s under 190 yards. Despite her short drives, Pak could hit the green with middle or short irons on most par 4s.

Shin said it would have been difficult for Pak to make the cut at Woo Jeong Hills, where LPGA veteran Laura Davies missed the cut against the men at the Asian PGA's Korean Open last month.

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
 

Carmen Electra, perhaps?

For Thurgreed With Love
 

Damn, Thurgreed. Who would have thought we would ever agree on anything relating to this subject?

I waited until I found my 11-foot pole to respond to this thread.

Edited to add: I'm using your definition of compete here.

Amusing eBay listing
 

You also have to admire the lady who called him a 'common criminal' who would go to jail for clearly selling a counterfeit camel that NO sensible and genteel lover of Beanie Babies would EVER leave behind in the home of some coarse beer-swilling tool-buying ignoramus she rightly cuckolded for not appreciating them enough.

And it would serve him right too. Fry this camel-counterfeiting bastard!

For Thurgreed With Love
 

Quote, not edit. Damn it.

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
 

Jesus Christ, is there even a difference? Boobs, bleach and bikinis. It's all one interchangeable bimbo.

Amusing eBay listing
 

See Post #3851, supra.

This is why I am not to be admired.

Show Me a Sign!
 

Lightning strikes Gibson's Christ

ROME, Italy -- Actor Jim Caviezel, who plays the son of God in Mel Gibson's controversial film "The Passion of Christ" has been struck by lightning during shooting.

Caviezel was uninjured, but a producer described how he saw smoke coming from the actor's ear.

An assistant director on the film, Jan Michelini, was also hit -- for the second time in a few months.

The first time, a lightning fork struck his umbrella during filming on top of a hill near Matera in Italy, causing light burns to the tips of his fingers, VLife, a supplement to Variety publications said in its October issue.

A few months later the second strike happened, a few hours from Rome.

Michelini was again carrying an umbrella, and standing next to Caviezel on top of a hill, the magazine said.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movi...ion/index.html

Um yeah, about me being in this movie? Um, yeah, uh, I think I'll uh, just, um leave now! Buh-bye!

aV

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ymmit

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
 

Sounds like a B Movie title.

Land of Fu*
 

If you respond to this, Ms. Kiss, I recommend both a name change and a change in your telephone number/email and other contact information.

You have been warned.

PETA uber alles
 

Your concern is appreciated. But your bonus money should be directed to more worthwhile causes. I would be happy to provide you with a few suggestions.

Land of Fu*
 

I'm sure it will wash out of my socks. FWIW, FYI, I don't think you masturbating on my calf would change my status vis a vis dorks.

Attack of the Interchangeable Bimbos
 

I'd sure as hell run away. Although I am certain I could kick their asses because they'd baby-slap-fight like simpy little girls in a man-pleasing porn flick, their over-long acrylic fingernails, silver stiletto heels, and dagger-sharp fake eyelashes could do some serious bodily damage.

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
 

To be fair, TRL shows (parts of) videos. At least, it did back when Carson was hosting it every day and I was in law school. Who can forget the day they retired "Freak on a Leash?" Or the incredible hold that BSB and NSync had on the #1 spot? No argument about prime-time, however. Blame the market.

Coming soon: The Buick Masturbator.

Attack of the Interchangeable Bimbos
 

I can't believe I am weighing in on this, but it is a boring Friday...

Jenny McCarthy was not portrayed as dumb and she actually held her own in a crowd of 50 stupid pumped up guys week after week on Singled Out. Leaving the viewing public to believe that she could kick all of their asses.

So, for Penske, I give you this...

http://www.jenny-mccarthy.com/pics/pics07/jenn119.jpg

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
 

Marisol had the Lawnguyland accent that those from California had never heard before. So there's a difference. I think one of the non-Kari followups was Latina, but I'm pretty sure no Carmen Electra. I don't think Carmen got her implants until the 90's, so she wasn't even Carmen Electra back then.

I had no problem with Remote Control or Beavis and Butthead, but the whole network went to shit once they started TRL. That was about a year after grunge had passed its sell-by date.

Curiously, lacrosse is the national sport of Canada.

Land of Make Believe
 

Im sorry...do I know you?

Land of Fu*
 

Masturbation jokes, schticking and stalking allegations, and such incisive, biting name-calling as "big dummy" and "dork." Congratulations. You have managed to make a certain other poster seem witty and urbane by comparison. Receptionist, meet shampoo girl. Maybe she will help you with that virginity thing.

Land of Fu*
 

Bitch please.

Why do you recommend this course of action? Is Mr. Slave a dangerous man? Am I a poor maiden in need of protection? Am I danger-averse?

And it is ABBA, all caps.

TITS out.