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But again, all of this can be done much more effectively in mediation. But then, some group of nitwit associates can't fly out with a partner, to watch that partner argue a discovery motion, then FedEx their briefcases and 1.0 boxes of docs home from local counsel's office for $500.00. Skadden was the worst. Why any client paid for those shmucks to litigate anything was beyond me. |
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Anyway, seems like you don't want to take on all of the issues at once -- you want to look for a way to chip away at the craziness. |
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I should not jump off a bridge at lunch why? The universe is not irretrievably broken, and we are not living in a Monty Python script how? That letter indicates a mind so cluttered, so incapable of holding even the slightest tether of continuity or capacity to maintain linear progression between thoughts, that were it to be offered to me as a judge in support of a motion, I would demand counsel redraft it in "English." It's not a bad letter. No, that's not the term. It's the kind of letter that truly presses the question: "Should the 'R' word be acceptable where it's the only adjective that truly fits?" Others here have disputed my argument that, in keeping with the theme of your Onion cite, any fucking idiot can make it in Washington DC. I worked with entertainment people in LA and NY long ago, and I always thought, "these people are really Not That Bright." I figured those folks were the basement, but increasingly, DC appears to be the dumbest city in the United States. Not because of Trump, though he certainly contributes, but because No One is Accountable. A man with a waterlogged Nerf football for a brain like Cippollone could only achieve such success in a town where no one ever has to make a payroll, no one ever has to worry about quarterlies, and govt money flows like the giant chocolate river in that fucking Willy Wonka movie. Goddamnit, we're fucked. |
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1. You don't write 8 page letters, to anyone, ever, unless you're in the 18th Century and you won't see your true love for three years and a fortnight. 2. You don't mix the legal with the equitable with the political and vomit it on the page like some regurgitated word salad. Write multiple letters. Save your powder. Offer things in discrete categories which people can digest. Do these fucking people have any clue about crisis management? A fucking PR flack could do better. Yes, I agree a subpoena that forces a public hearing, in a cherry-picked venue not favorable to Trump, is probably a best first step. |
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If we catch someone crossing the Southern Border illegally, they should immediately be given a job replacing one of Trump's political appointees. Their sentence, our salvation. |
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Personally, I think this also applies to business executives. Definitely applies to lawyers, even some very highly compensated ones. |
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DC is awash in cash and people who are full of shit. Nobody's doing serious deals in DC. The heavy lifting regarding financing and structuring is taking places where the adults work, in NY or Boston, or some similar city. In challenged cities like Philly or Baltimore, counsel has to provide value because the clients are nasty about paying. In DC, however, it's jerkoffs going to lunch a lot and talking about policy and legislation. There aren't many measurable metrics, because even the best lobbyist or lawyer-playing-lobbyist can't control the politics. Nobody is really accountable for anything. Talking to DC counsel and NY counsel is night and day. One guy's full of fluff and another has to get to the point because he has three more calls in the queue. In DC, people still wear suits all the time. There's still en emphasis on "the show." What professional wears a suit these days unless he has to be in court? You are correct - the rot starts at the top. Any common jackass can run for office, and as voters are increasingly tribal, and of a "low information" character, being uninformed and saying and thinking dumb things is actually kind of an asset. So we've a collection of middle-intellects (being generous) in office, a number of whom are senile or close to it (which is a whole other issue) and a bunch of professionals servicing them. I don't know about you, but if I've a dolt for a client and I know my results can't be measured, I'm not going to provide the effort or quality of thought I would for a client who was aggressively measuring the success of my efforts. I'd get lazy, as I was when I worked in a large firm. If a person can cruise, they will. And cruising is all anyone does in DC. If you can think, if you're fast with numbers, or have a penchant for innovation, the town is hell. The people driven to it are those who want to wear suits, twist arms at lunches, and practice "government lawyering" (dicking around with policy issues). There's nothing wrong with that, of course. But it's not said enough, and it needs to be said: Washington DC is an intellectually mediocre city of ineffective people, most of whom couldn't survive if they weren't swimming in a pool of cheap and easy govt money. The town deserves no respect. |
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Just went over to check out the line for the Klan.. er.. Trump rally here later today. Looks exactly how you picture it.
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"The canine loyalty of Senate Republicans will keep Trump in office."
A nice turn of phrase from George Will. |
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People are so fucking dumb they assume one is smart based on one’s college. Someone here just cited a stat that, among selective schools, 43% of students are legacies or athletes. Trump has exposed a horrifying fact. Most people are a lot stupider than you think. You can get away with way more than you know. Dumb it down, then dumb it down a few more times. Then when you think they must be onto you, dumb it down once more. |
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That’s okay You gonna work for me someday |
This was before other members of the legal team were arrested fleeing the country
Ladies and gentlemen, all the President's lawyers:
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Or as you note, Mom worked in admissions. |
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But then again, it's not entirely an unexpected thing for him to do... |
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And if he took a lesson from L'Affaire Mueller, surely it was that with an Attorney General who won't recuse, he has no need to fear federal law enforcement investigations. |
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As with trying to explain the results of the 2016 election, it's overdetermined. |
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Can't be sure that there's any connection between Barr's visit with Murdoch, and Shep Smith's departure from Fox News, but the lack of transparency certainly leaves a bad look for the Fox.
Also, what Rick Wilson says. |
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Speaking of the law, in what sense is Giuliani acting as Trump's attorney? Does he ever give Trump legal advice, or is he a fixer with a legally cognizable excuse to keep secrets?
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