I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
 

How clever. And I didnt know grunge had a sell by date. But I thank you for a new annoying little saying. Thanks for playing has passed its sell by date. But Your Mileage May Vary.

Land of Fu*
 

Personal Experience. (And, to answer Mr. Slave, yes).

But if you are a glutton for ....

Oh, whatever.

So if someone tells you they "lettered in lacrosse" in high school/college, it means they couldn't get dates?

Land of Fu*
 

Uhm, a name that alludes to a once-funny punchline from 10 months ago, mundane variations of a mildly amusing insult, allegations of appointment as a board spokesperson, and an apparent sensitivity to being called a "big dummy". Yo, im outa here til sunday too. Places to go and things to do. Please come up with a new toss or two by then. Seems yur a bit out of practice. Oh yeah, and keep away from my socks shorty, I don't want to have to wash them twice in one week.

Ta ta shifty

Hello

Public Service Announcements
 

well normally the fact that a lunatic with serious mental problems and stalkerish tendacies is implicitly threatening me and claiming to know my real identity might worry me, but dearie, you are so far off base about me that i think i'll sleep well tonight.

but paigow, you really need to seek professional help. and i'm not flaming you by saying that.

Amusing eBay listing
 

Even funnier - check out the last minute sniping in the bid history - like 15 bids in the last 10 minutes of the auction, more than doubling the price.

Beanie Baby people are psycho. Damn.

Beet Red Moment!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

OMG!!! My day has gone from sad to worse!!! Hey that was punnie!!! LOL!!! BUT seriously my FB friends, and you are my friends, I love or is it *heart*-LOL!!!! (Hi Penske!!! LOL!!!) you guys like friends!!!

But I digress. The point is I am soooooooo embarrassed. RED as beet, in fact, and beets are pretty gosh darn RED!!! :blush: LOL!!!! But I digress. So, you guys are not going to believe this one, major flub, FLUB!! A friend of a friend of mine sent my friend an email that my friend copied me on and it was like an April Fool’s type joke, and I know its not April but it was late or something-LOL!!! And the email had a jpg attachment that was a picture of my friend’s friend’s heinie :butt: that my friend’s friend made on his office’s copy machine!!! LOL!!!! I know this is an old joke, but I had never been on the butt end of such a picture-HEY another punnie!!! LOL!!!! SO, I in turn after LOL until I almost peed my pants, not literally, GOD!!! would that ever be embarrassing, even worse than what I did!! I forwarded the emails and while I thought I was sending it to my friend Gary S. (not his real name-wouldn't want to out him-LOL!!!)-I thought I clicked his name in the address box window-you know in Outlook-of course you all know-Duh!!!! :doh3: LOL!!! I mistakenly sent it to a Partner!!! Gary also. Ironic-huh!?!? LOL!!!! (Hi PLF!!!!!LOL!!!!! Oh he’s retired and can’t see this…..LOL!!! Paigow please IM him and tell him I said HI!!! And Miss him!!!!)

Anyway Mr.Partner called me into his office and I thought the axe would fall on my midlevel disposable corporate associate in a down market neck!!!:telloff: I was almost peeing in my pants I was so scared!!! GOD!!! would that ever be embarrassing, even worse than what I did!! LOL!!! So, it turns out he has a GREAT sense of humor and thought the whole thing was a RIOT!!! LOL!!!!! But what a moron thing to do!!!! BUT for me it is lesson learned, BE CAREFUL WHEN FORWARDING EMAILS WITH PICTURES OF YOUR FRIEND’S FRIEND’S HEINIES ATTACHED!!!! :butt: LOL!!!!!

So has this ever happened to anyone else?!?!?!?!!

The Daintiest (BEET RED) Petunia!!!

Land of Fu*
 

You fucked Slave too?

Depends. It could mean they were "ready" for dates, like in Something About Mary. Where you want to be careful, is if heintroduces you to "Joe, a guy I played lacrosse with at school."

Land of Fu*
 

Wunt me. I smell PLF's handiwork that lyin' bastard! Can't he be banned?

Public Service Announcements
 

"the enemy of my enemy is my enemy."

10/24/2003
 

PLF's sell by date. Its passing as we speak. But I think he is still good today. Manfred, you are okay on the sellby date right? It is the day after that's problematic, right?

Attack of the Interchangeable Bimbos
 

Thanks dearie (can I call you dearie? I mean it in a heartfelt way, of course), but truth be told just getting the chance to see your flair-covered avatar made me smile far more than Ms. McCarthy's photo.

Also, of the bimbo's in question, I would much prefer to see Kari W. than Jenny M. I have be true to my school.

Amusing eBay listing
 

Actually, there are a ton of things that people go nuts for on ebay. There are several toy brands that people bid for as if they were buying tulips or a tech IPO. Friend of my wife is making a killing buying this junk at a yard sale for $1.00 and selling on ebay for $50. Now my wife is buying this crap too. Also used underwear is big.

AND OH MY GOD I DIDN'T SEE THE FINAL BID!!! $860?

Can someone explain?
 

Pop Quiz, hot shot:

How many stopping points were there between infirmation and lawtalkers? What were their domain names?
Where was I str8outta on those board(s)?

Paging dainty petunia
 

post something

Attack of the Interchangeable Bimbos
 

Alright, honey. I have no information on which to base my opinion as to whether or not Kari could kick PJ's ass, but from this little photo, I will guess yes.

http://www.kariwuhrer.net/kariportfolio/razor10.jpg

Paging dainty petunia
 

SOMETHING!!!!! hahahaha ;) ;) :D :D

Flame War Friday
 

Damn- I'm missing out on all the fun! Damn you work*!!


*2 fantasy hoops leagues and 1 fantasy football league.


That being said, for guys, one of the most rewarding days is the completion of your fantasy draft and complaining about how much your team sucks.

Good times.

En Fuego**
 

A pro pos of flame fridays, I've been listening to the soundtrack for "About a Boy" as I play ketchup. It is quite jarring to hear Badly Drawn Boy while reading flame "wars" (even today's pathetic facsimile thereof). Kind of like doing coke and drinking Jager at the same time.

str8outainglewood

Can someone explain?
 

Aren't you late for your lacrosse team meeting?

Attack of the Interchangeable Bimbos
 

That's a shitty fake nose.

Amusing eBay listing
 

Only RT knows about my eBay habit, and she and I ain't sayin nuthin. But my feedback is 23 and rising.

By the way, anyone need any Mana or Queens of the Stone Age tickets for next Friday?

Attack of the Interchangeable Bimbos
 

I'd tend to agree. But apparently Penske hearts her. Thereby diluting the value of his hearting of me. Sigh.

Can someone explain?
 

But seriously:

1. Two.

2. Don't remember, don't care.

3. Penske's ass?

I *heart* flame fridays!

searching your own books
 

Amazon seems to have come up with something cool.

Can someone explain?
 

one was str8outtapasedena. but I'm not sure which one. bbbeautiful.

searching your own books
 

From the link:

"Or, in the case of books, you search for that paragraph about the Russian revolution's impact on literacy rates that you read somewhere a few years ago. You know it's in a book somewhere on your shelf, you just can't remember which one."

How is this so useful? Why not just ask Atticus?

You've always been str8outta somewhere in the Southland, and this has always struck me as exceptionally poor judgment. Leaving The Land Of Happy Lacrosse People I can see, but to go there? Ick.

searching your own books
 

shut up, one trick lizard.

Amusing eBay listing
 

Are we talking like used Jenna Jameson undies (which is sexy)? Or used regular people undies (which is disgusting)?

Attack of the Interchangeable Bimbos
 

Oh pshaw dearie! They are mutually exclusive hearts. Kari will always be schoolboy heart for me. A echo of hearts past if you will. Like when Bobby had a heart on Milpenny....er....Milicent.

You, OTOH, fwiw, fyi, for the record, imho, are a flair filled lady heart.

Land of Fu*
 

Change your avatar. It's confusingly similar.

searching your own books
 

I can't. I'm board spokesman.

Land of Fu*
 

How's this?

Amusing eBay listing
 

See for yourself:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=11509

and

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1469

Land of Fu*
 

Similarly confusing.

searching your own books
 

The Beteljuice thing doesn't always work with him. Watch:

Does anyone know what accounted for the decline in popularity in Mithraic cults in the first few centuries after Christ? Do the scrolls found at Nag Hammadi shed any light on this?

Land of Fu*
 

Better. Thank you.

Amusing eBay listing
 

Exactly. The dude can get some really good tools and beer for that. Good for him. Makes me want to go through my closets.

Nevertheless, I must tout eBay as a pretty good place to get jewelry. There is a ton of absolute crap, but you are much less likely to get screwed on mid-range stuff than you are by your local jewelry shop with its 100%+ bullshit markup. If you know what to look for (or spend a bit of time to learn about it), and/or are willing to take a gamble on occasion, you can do very well. (The general eBay warning "don't spend more than you are willing to lose" is, as ever, sound.) You've got to have patience and can't feel any pressure to actually get something (have an anniversary deadline looming or look for something very specific for someone's birthday, etc., and you are setting yourself up to get screwed), but if you hang about and keep an eye on what is there you can do well. (Special mention for buying appraised loose stones and getting them set yourself.) I've had stuff appraised for 10X what I paid.

Anyhow, good weekend, all.

BR(screw you guys, I'm goin' home)C