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Bil Mo' 10-24-2003 05:15 PM
Land of Fu*
 
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Better. Thank you.
Any time.

I try to politely derivative.

greatwhitenorthchick 10-24-2003 05:16 PM
Amusing eBay listing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
(Special mention for buying appraised loose stones and getting them set yourself.)
I cannot believe my eyes.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-24-2003 05:18 PM
Amusing eBay listing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I cannot believe my eyes.
I can't believe your eyes either, if your avatar is any resemblance.

str8outavannuys 10-24-2003 05:49 PM
Beet Red Moment!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by The Daintiest Petunia
OMG!!! My day has gone from sad to worse!!! Hey that was punnie!!! LOL!!! BUT seriously my FB friends, and you are my friends, I love or is it *heart*-LOL!!!! (Hi Penske!!! LOL!!!) you guys like friends!!!

But I digress. The point is I am soooooooo embarrassed. RED as beet, in fact, and beets are pretty gosh darn RED!!! :blush: LOL!!!! But I digress. So, you guys are not going to believe this one, major flub, FLUB!! A friend of a friend of mine sent my friend an email that my friend copied me on and it was like an April Fool’s type joke, and I know its not April but it was late or something-LOL!!! And the email had a jpg attachment that was a picture of my friend’s friend’s heinie :butt: that my friend’s friend made on his office’s copy machine!!! LOL!!!! I know this is an old joke, but I had never been on the butt end of such a picture-HEY another punnie!!! LOL!!!! SO, I in turn after LOL until I almost peed my pants, not literally, GOD!!! would that ever be embarrassing, even worse than what I did!! I forwarded the emails and while I thought I was sending it to my friend Gary S. (not his real name-wouldn't want to out him-LOL!!!)-I thought I clicked his name in the address box window-you know in Outlook-of course you all know-Duh!!!! :doh3: LOL!!! I mistakenly sent it to a Partner!!! Gary also. Ironic-huh!?!? LOL!!!! (Hi PLF!!!!!LOL!!!!! Oh he’s retired and can’t see this…..LOL!!! Paigow please IM him and tell him I said HI!!! And Miss him!!!!)

Anyway Mr.Partner called me into his office and I thought the axe would fall on my midlevel disposable corporate associate in a down market neck!!!:telloff: I was almost peeing in my pants I was so scared!!! GOD!!! would that ever be embarrassing, even worse than what I did!! LOL!!! So, it turns out he has a GREAT sense of humor and thought the whole thing was a RIOT!!! LOL!!!!! But what a moron thing to do!!!! BUT for me it is lesson learned, BE CAREFUL WHEN FORWARDING EMAILS WITH PICTURES OF YOUR FRIEND’S FRIEND’S HEINIES ATTACHED!!!! :butt: LOL!!!!!

So has this ever happened to anyone else?!?!?!?!!

The Daintiest (BEET RED) Petunia!!!
I'd be careful if I were you. Are you sure he doesn't want to see YOUR heinie? Perhaps he's interested in you, and thinks that you were flirting with him. How did he act while you were in his office? Was the door open or closed?

Ever concerned, and semper fi,
Str8

Atticus Grinch 10-24-2003 05:56 PM
searching your own books
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
The Beteljuice thing doesn't always work with him. Watch:

Does anyone know what accounted for the decline in popularity in Mithraic cults in the first few centuries after Christ? Do the scrolls found at Nag Hammadi shed any light on this?
[UNLURK]The Mithraic cult did not decline until the conversion of Constantine in the early fourth century and the official adoption of Christianity as the state religion. Subsequent emperors played upon Mitharism's associations with Rome's rival, Persia (birthplace of the cult), in order to foster Roman hostility to lingering elements. At the same time, the writings of the early Church fathers attributed Mithraism's close parallels to Christianity to some kind of satanic mockery of Christianity, i.e., Satan created Mithraism as an early Black Mass. (Of course, Mithraic mythology actually predated Christianity, so Satan really got the jump on us by thinking of things like baptism and sacred meals first.) The irony of this satanism accusation is that Pauline Christianity and Mithraism can both be said to be mere side effects of the Hellenization of Persia and the usurpation of Zoroastrian dualism. One form just proved to be more lasting than the other.

As for Nag Hammadi, no.[LURK]

notcasesensitive 10-24-2003 06:04 PM
searching your own books
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
[UNLURK]The Mithraic cult did not decline until the conversion of Constantine in the early fourth century and the official adoption of Christianity as the state religion. Subsequent emperors played upon Mitharism's associations with Rome's rival, Persia (birthplace of the cult), in order to foster Roman hostility to lingering elements. At the same time, the writings of the early Church fathers attributed Mithraism's close parallels to Christianity to some kind of satanic mockery of Christianity, i.e., Satan created Mithraism as an early Black Mass. (Of course, Mithraic mythology actually predated Christianity, so Satan really got the jump on us by thinking of things like baptism and sacred meals first.) The irony of this satanism accusation is that Pauline Christianity and Mithraism can both be said to be mere side effects of the Hellenization of Persia and the usurpation of Zoroastrian dualism. One form just proved to be more lasting than the other.

As for Nag Hammadi, no.[LURK]
I am now picturing you as the captain of a romulan spaceship with cloaking technology. This is not a positive thing for either you or me.

So I will now take my leave of you all for some patio sitting and alcohol consuming. Indeed.

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 06:13 PM
En Fuego!**
 
What the fuck is this board all about?

Penske_Account 10-24-2003 06:19 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What the fuck is this board all about?
Its about me and how EN FUEGO! I am!

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 06:22 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Its about me and how EN FUEGO! I am!
Foto, por favor. Me gusta la gente en fuego.

LessinSF 10-24-2003 06:24 PM
You go, boy/girl
 
I am all for you devoting your considerable energies to this board. Be all that you can be, babeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Penske_Account 10-24-2003 06:28 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Foto, por favor. Me gusta la gente en fuego.
Email me your address and I'll send you the standard 8x10 glossy with an autograph.

Penske_Account 10-24-2003 06:28 PM
You go, boy/girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I am all for you devoting your considerable energies to this board. Be all that you can be, babeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I heart you too! Email me your address and I'll send you the standard 8x10 glossy with an autograph.

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 06:41 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Email me your address and I'll send you the standard 8x10 glossy with an autograph.
Post it, babe.

SlaveNoMore 10-24-2003 06:45 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Post it, babe.
Don't fall for this schtick. If you send him your email address, you'll receive nothiing more than a 8 x 10 glossy of a close-up of a shoe, and your in-box will be cluttered with ads for on-lina Viagra and Extendz

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 06:46 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Don't fall for this schtick.
Whew! Thanks for getting my six, Slave.

Penske_Account 10-24-2003 06:50 PM
searching your own books
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I will now take my leave of you all for some patio sitting and alcohol consuming. Indeed.
Well. There it is.

Penske_Account 10-24-2003 06:53 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Whew! Thanks for getting my six, Slave.
Don't be a sap, he's selling you a false bill of goods! After all, he has a life size cut out of me in his office.

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 06:56 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Don't be a sap, he's selling you a false bill of goods! After all, he has a life size cut out of me in his office.
I know. I saw it during the last round of depositions.

Penske_Account 10-24-2003 06:57 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I know. I saw it during the last round of depositions.
Aha! You were ladyval, I knew it.

str8outavannuys 10-24-2003 06:58 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Aha! You were ladyval, I knew it.
Worst board ever.

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 06:59 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Aha! You were ladyval, I knew it.
Bitch please. I am ABBA. All caps.

TITS!!!!!!

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 07:00 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Worst board ever.
Go to hell, bitch.



:)

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 07:10 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Go to hell, bitch.



:)
I take that back. That was mean. Come here and we'll kiss and make up. :devil: <--this is supposed to be horny.

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 07:12 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I take that back. That was mean. Come here and we'll kiss and make up. :devil: <--this is supposed to be horny.
Hey Penske! Four posts in a row! Do I get my own board now too, or can I share yours?

iCaliente!
:devil: :devil: :devil:

Penske_Account 10-24-2003 07:26 PM
Show Me Ya Sock!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Worst board ever.
Bitch please! and you ain't never been wit Penske and his socks
Me en fuego on this board giving ncs the chills
Bitch please! and you ain't never seen a hotter playa in the game
5 years posting socKs by the mill, c'mon now

Penske_Account 10-24-2003 07:27 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Hey Penske! Four posts in a row! Do I get my own board now too, or can I share yours?

iCaliente!
:devil: :devil: :devil:
You can share this one but you have to show us your TITS.

ABBAKiss 10-24-2003 07:30 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
You can share this one but you have to show us your TITS.
Pretty sure you've already seen them. But I'll see if I can swing some new photos one of these days.

Penske_Account 10-24-2003 07:48 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Pretty sure you've already seen them. But I'll see if I can swing some new photos one of these days.
Yes, I think I did but more is better. I'm greedy.

LessinSF 10-24-2003 07:58 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Pretty sure you've already seen them. But I'll see if I can swing some new photos one of these days.
Put me on that listserv too, please, bitch.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-24-2003 08:04 PM
En Fuego!**
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
You can share this one but you have to show us your TITS.
If I can get up to four posts in a row, can I get the same deal? I'm pretty sure you haven't seen mine yet.

rufus leeking 10-24-2003 08:20 PM
Sock City
 
this looks to me like a cheap Tucker Max tribute site

str8outavannuys 10-24-2003 08:33 PM
a poem
 
Skydome
What I think about
When I think about
Skydome
Is
Opaque
Opaque
Opaque
Opaqueopaqueopaque

More to follow next week, when I dig my collection of baseball stadium poetry out of storage.

Dave 10-24-2003 08:52 PM
searching your own books
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
[UNLURK]The Mithraic cult did not decline until the conversion of Constantine in the early fourth century and the official adoption of Christianity as the state religion. Subsequent emperors played upon Mitharism's associations with Rome's rival, Persia (birthplace of the cult), in order to foster Roman hostility to lingering elements. At the same time, the writings of the early Church fathers attributed Mithraism's close parallels to Christianity to some kind of satanic mockery of Christianity, i.e., Satan created Mithraism as an early Black Mass. (Of course, Mithraic mythology actually predated Christianity, so Satan really got the jump on us by thinking of things like baptism and sacred meals first.) The irony of this satanism accusation is that Pauline Christianity and Mithraism can both be said to be mere side effects of the Hellenization of Persia and the usurpation of Zoroastrian dualism. One form just proved to be more lasting than the other.

As for Nag Hammadi, no.[LURK]
Rain Man?

rufus leeking 10-24-2003 08:52 PM
casting disaster
 
IMDB lists the cast for Confederacy of Dunces as having Will Ferrell playing Ignacious. Talk about a movie fucked up before the cameras roll!

The fact that Ferrell did a deranged cheerleader on SNL, and a still-frat-crazy man in Old School, does not mean he could play the multi-layered Ignacious. No sir.

Translated for those who haven't read the book: Will Ferrell could play Fringe sure, but would you hire him for the Paigow role?

John Goodman was mentioned a few years ago, and I think he would be a much better choice.

Dave 10-24-2003 08:54 PM
Game 5 Haiku
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good question. But I'd go further and move him down to 6th. Jeter leads off, bernie second, giambi third, matsui fourth, bernie, posada, soriano, right field and fucking boone in the nine hole.

Torre's moves last night made no sense.

TM
If Bernie batted twice each time around the order, they would have slammed the door in four.

What the hell happened to Karim Garicia, anyway, and why is he playing?

Hank Chinaski 10-24-2003 10:03 PM
poet lariat
 
Penske starts a page
blank slate-fire up the natives!
Columbus, turn back!

Jack Manfred 10-24-2003 11:08 PM
10/24/2003
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
How clever. And I didnt know grunge had a sell by date. But I thank you for a new annoying little saying. Thanks for playing has passed its sell by date. But Your Mileage May Vary.
A couple hours later...
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
PLF's sell by date. Its passing as we speak. But I think he is still good today. Manfred, you are okay on the sellby date right? It is the day after that's problematic, right?
Now have we seen Paigow switch from one personality to the other this afternoon on the Board, or is this just evidence of Paig's love/hate relationship with me?

The proof will be in her reaction to the news that I've been on the Atkins Diet, so I've lost weight and given up caffeine.

I would like the court reporter to notate the above responses for when Paigow claims she invented "sell-by date" in two years on the New, New, New, New, New Fashion Board. Of course, she'll later broaden the meaning of the word "invent" to encompass anytime a thought first occurs to her (or one of her personalities).

I kid because you love,

Jack Manfred

Tyrone Slothrop 10-24-2003 11:39 PM
10/24/2003
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Jack Manfred
The proof will be in her reaction to the news that I've been on the Atkins Diet, so I've lost weight and given up caffeine.
You, too? For the love on God. OTOH, market forces should drive the price of tasty carbohydrates down.

Atticus Grinch 10-25-2003 08:27 PM
Halloween Poll
 
In honor of Halloween, I offer this POLL: Have you ever been in a place that was 'known' or reputed to be haunted? For purposes of this poll, you don't need actually to believe it was haunted, but you should tell the story as if you do.

My answer: Close friends live in house built in the 1920s. Their bedroom has a ghostly presence; the usual bumps, squeaks and scraping sounds. Several times, the picture hanging over their bed has shifted suddenly in the middle of the night --- it wants to be crooked.

One night, my friend Kathleen was reading in bed. Suddenly, the cord to the venetian blinds began swinging rhythmically, like a pendulum. There was not a breath of moving air in the room, but it swang back and forth for a full minute, in perfect rhythm, and then stopped dead vertical. It hasn't happened again since.

Shortly after they moved in, Lydia, their three year old daughter, began waking up in the night and wandering the house in a half-awake state. If anyone in the house is awake, she'll loom in doorway to the occupied room, watching silently, standing in any nearby darkness. But if anyone in the room turns and actually makes eye contact with her, she'll burst into tears. I've seen this happen myself --- at a dinner party, Lydia had been put to bed and two hours later we were having nightcaps in the living room. I thought I saw a figure in the shadows of the staircase, so I peered into the gloom. I saw the blank look on her face before she wailed --- not a frightened cry, but a cry of loneliness, perhaps. When she wakes in the morning, she doesn't remember anything after being put to bed.

evenodds 10-25-2003 09:26 PM
Halloween Poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In honor of Halloween, I offer this POLL: Have you ever been in a place that was 'known' or reputed to be haunted?
When I was a young child, we lived on a farm on LI. One day, my mother took me with her to visit friends in a nearby farmhouse dating from the 1700s that was reputed to be haunted by the kindly ghost of an old woman.

As the hour grew late, my mother put me to bed upstairs while she continued her evening. When she went to check on me, she saw an old woman sitting at the foot of my bed, watching me sleep. The woman got up and walked past her down the hall.

Rather than move me, my mother checked that everything was okay and left me there sleeping until it was time to go home.


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