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robustpuppy 08-25-2004 04:27 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
A new thread, so Burger can relax.

Replaced_Texan 08-25-2004 04:29 PM
need to know
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Didn't that Petunia poster post something almost exactly like this about 5 months ago?
I miss Petunia. *sniff*

Mandy GA 08-25-2004 04:29 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
A new thread, so Burger can relax.
Link to good vibrations, anyone?

Hank Chinaski 08-25-2004 04:30 PM
when good things happen to bad people
 
quote:
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Originally posted by Fashionable but Anonomous
Although I suspect a lame sock, I will respond (albeit from the safety of the anon FBA log in), because I can actually provide some helpful advice here. Are they painful? Yes! At first anyway. But isn't that kind of the point? Anyway, the more you use them, the more you get used to them. And let me tell you, I recommend staying with the Chocotini foreplay for at least the first half-dozen times. But after that, you'll find the alcohol just takes away from the overall pleasure. But, be careful - they're addictive! These days, I can hardly get off without them. Not that that is necessarily a bad thing! Ha! Good luck, and let us know how it goes!
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Didn't that Petunia poster post something almost exactly like this about 5 months ago?

bold_n_brazen 08-25-2004 04:30 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
Link to good vibrations, anyone?
Are you the laziest ass-fucker ever, or what?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-25-2004 04:31 PM
when good things happen to bad people
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Didn't that Petunia poster post something almost exactly like this about 5 months ago?
I miss her. <sniff>

ltl/fb 08-25-2004 04:31 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
Link to good vibrations, anyone?
www.goodvibes.com

Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Chocotini foreplay is good. Scrumptiously good.

Thanks for the advice.

Mandy
Why are you anesthetizing yourself before sex? Lots of lube, get him to play around back there for a while stretching stuff out. No spit and shove.

robustpuppy 08-25-2004 04:34 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
The last couple of weekends when we have been going at it I have been feeling this urge “back there”.
Sorry to parse, but do the two of you only have sex on the weekends, or is it that you only feel the urge "back there" on the weekends?

Pretty Little Flower 08-25-2004 04:34 PM
when good things happen to bad people
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
blah blah blah
STP. <yawn>

Replaced_Texan 08-25-2004 04:35 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
Link to good vibrations, anyone?
www.goodvibes.com

Shape Shifter 08-25-2004 04:35 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sorry to parse, but do the two of you only have sex on the weekends, or is it that you only feel the urge "back there" on the weekends?
Why do you ask?

robustpuppy 08-25-2004 04:37 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why do you ask?
She says they live together, and I'm doing an informal poll on how frequently cohabiting couples have sex.

Or maybe I'm just a pain in the ass.

Apropos of Nothing 08-25-2004 04:38 PM
Speaking of "The Office"
 
Aprop... uh, I know that is so 2001, but I finally watched "The Office" (I rented season one on DVD from Blockbuster), and I am left with this one burning question .....

In all of the FB discussions of the show, why hasn't there been more emphasis on the incredible hotness of David's boss Jennifer? I am stupefied.

By her hotness. And the lack of discussion of same. Mostly her hotness, though.

Replaced_Texan 08-25-2004 04:38 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy

Or maybe I'm just a pain in the ass.
Drink a Chocotini. I hear it helps.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-25-2004 04:38 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
May I suggest you take a few more days off, Mr. Fault Finder? It was pretty relaxed here without you.
But if I go away for a month, I might come back all nice and pleasant like you did.

ltl/fb 08-25-2004 04:38 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm doing sex . . . I'm just a pain in the ass.
Jesus, rp, LUBE and STRETCHING through pleasurable play. How often do I have to say this?

notcasesensitive 08-25-2004 04:43 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Are you the laziest ass-fucker ever, or what?
good thing she isn't the top in the relationship.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-25-2004 04:45 PM
when yawns happen to yawny Yawnmeisters
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
STP. <yawn>
Yawning is so 20 minutes ago.

Mandy GA 08-25-2004 04:47 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sorry to parse, but do the two of you only have sex on the weekends, or is it that you only feel the urge "back there" on the weekends?
He travels a lot during the week. Weekends are our time to explore the horizons.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-25-2004 04:47 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But if I go away for a month, I might come back all nice and pleasant like you did.
It's um, something that Burger is one of the most uptight on the board and his avatar is of an individual who is the opposite of uptight in inclination.

ltl/fb 08-25-2004 04:48 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
He travels a lot during the week. Weekends are our time to explore the horizons.
Jesus god, NotMe finally gave up her anal virginity and is too afraid to own up to it.

Mandy GA 08-25-2004 04:49 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
She says they live together, and I'm doing an informal poll on how frequently cohabiting couples have sex.
.
For me and mine, a lot, when he is not out of town.

robustpuppy 08-25-2004 04:50 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
He travels a lot during the week. Weekends are our time to explore the horizons.
I dunno, horizon-exploring might be happening on weekdays, too.

Shape Shifter 08-25-2004 04:50 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
For me and mine, a lot, when he is not out of town.
When is he going out of town next?

Mandy GA 08-25-2004 04:53 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I dunno, horizon-exploring might be happening on weekdays, too.
Or Verizon exploring if you include phone-sex.

robustpuppy 08-25-2004 04:53 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When is he going out of town next?
As if you don't already know.

robustpuppy 08-25-2004 04:55 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
Or Verizon exploring if you include phone-sex.
Oh, very clever of him to call you and act like he's still horny.

Not Bob 08-25-2004 04:55 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's um, something that Burger is one of the most uptight on the board and his avatar is of an individual who is the opposite of uptight in inclination.
Coincidental? Paradoxical? Condundrumable?

Incidentally, I decided that I will become a private detective, and shall live in a trailer on a beach in Malibu. And I will drive a really bitchin Firebird.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-25-2004 04:56 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
A new thread, so Burger can relax.
I think we should rename, especially since August is almost over.

Since the trend seems to be that the person who posts the 5,000th post gets to name the next thread, that next thread should relate back to that post somehow.

So, I'd like to name this thread: "Where the kids come to mouth off." (DTB can consult on whether a hyphen needs to be inserted.)

TM

Anne Elk 08-25-2004 04:57 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Incidentally, I decided that I will become a private detective, and shall live in a trailer on a beach in Malibu. And I will drive a really bitchin Firebird.
That is so hot.

Mandy GA 08-25-2004 04:58 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When is he going out of town next?
Ha ha. For now we are monogamous. I'll keep you in mind when we get to the group sex thing but as I have said to the BF, 'if you want me to explore my inner lesbian (and get to watch and participate) you have to be willing to explore your inner gayness'.

notcasesensitive 08-25-2004 05:01 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
For now we are monogamous.
That's not what rp told me.

Mandy GA 08-25-2004 05:05 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's not what rp told me.
Ok. I don't count the bachorlette party in Cancun although I don't see how rp would know about that.

notcasesensitive 08-25-2004 05:10 PM
Dense Much?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
Ok. I don't count the bachorlette party in Cancun although I don't see how rp would know about that.
[SHE'S SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN HE IS OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS.]

Shape Shifter 08-25-2004 05:10 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Where the kids come to mouth off."

TM
That looks dirty.

Shape Shifter 08-25-2004 05:11 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, very clever of him to call you and act like he's still horny.
I'll have to remember this.

notcasesensitive 08-25-2004 05:12 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll have to remember this.
Or you could call beforehand and get yourself ready for the evening's adventures. Your pick.

ltl/fb 08-25-2004 05:15 PM
Dense Much?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[SHE'S SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN HE IS OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS.]
Actually, rp, the bf and whatever chick Mandy experimented with in Cancun are romping the nights away. Both the chick and bf have noted that rp is way, way better than Mandy. Especially her ass.

robustpuppy 08-25-2004 05:15 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll have to remember this.
Yes. Also pretend that you have either (i) never done something before, or (ii) only tried it once, back in college. And it wouldn't hurt to act completely mystified yet incredibly curious as to the proper use of any sex toy that might appear.

NotFromHere 08-25-2004 05:15 PM
August is Anal Sex Month
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Coincidental? Paradoxical? Condundrumable?

Incidentally, I decided that I will become a private detective, and shall live in a trailer on a beach in Malibu. And I will drive a really bitchin Firebird.
You aspire to be Knight Rider?


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