Fashion Board--Penske is 4ever..............
 

*sigh*

If a K race is what it takes to up RT's post count, I'm in favor.

Go Penske, Go!
 

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Crap. I hate getting post # 4999. It's like not even being in the race at all. Or giving the Ace to the guy next to you for the blackjack.

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Great thread title, btb.

Ok, fine. Here's a present for you. Probably belongs on the politics board, but I've already used my quota there for the month. (spree: war and tits)

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Stupid fucking title. You should retire again.

TM

Kate Hudson and Whatshisname
 

So do we know why Kate and whatshisname split? Maybe because her boobs are gone?

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...ate_hudson.jpg

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---Thanks;From you I take that as compliment; As for future retirements; Stay tuned...................

luv; u; 2............

P

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I am retiring until it is modified to something witty. Want to join?

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Isn't there a rule against self-named titles? What's next, every thread being an homage to the previous K-winner?

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You're giving me a headache. It's bad enough we have ppnyc. If you start posting as if this is a chat board for teenagers it will become unbearable here.

As a general matter, I fucking HATE when people use ellipses like that. It's a written equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. Just end the damned sentence already.

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Will you be blogging? Coffee mugs? T-shirts?

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No; and why not?

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I am out as well. Unless you want to feed me some socks?

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Why the hate for ellipses? All of my thoughts are unfinished and the ellipses are meant to reflect that. What's wrong with honest communication?

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Break my sock code and they are yours.

Kate Hudson and Whatshisname
 

Other than while pregnant, did she ever have any?

tm

K Race
 

Because it's the written equivalent of a vaudeville rimshot. If you have to use it, the joke most likely sucked anyway.

Kate Hudson and Whatshisname
 

Yes. At one time they were cute and perky.

http://194.30.231.7/kathnews/send/fun/fun_huds2.jpg

Now, they've just evaporated.

http://www.thehimalayantimes.com/Aeo...7Photo%205.jpg

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No offence, notwithstandign the anachronisticism, I think vaudeville is more timelessly classic form of humour than this board, unless and until one of us ends up vaulting from this space to their own space and doing big time stand-up........say opening for dave chappelle...........

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Has it ever been witty? I'd be in favor of retiring until the stupid naming threads prize is done away with, however. We have ample evidence that the ability to press the "Post" button at the exact right moment in order to hit post number 5000 has no correlation to the ability to come up with a clever name for a thread.

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With all the patentpara and penske bullshit, I'm thinking about it.

TM

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I did like "muse to the fucktards. " Who invented that? I know fringey invoked it.

Lack of cleverness is one thing ... but this new one is both stupid and visually irritating.

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It's a fun, audience participation event with longstanding roots in the community. Where's the love?

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Can you forward the address to your sports blog, I will miss all the keen Yankees insights.

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That would be me. After ltl inspired nfh to post something fucktarded. Though nfh's post was likely genius compared to much of what we've seen of late.

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So win the contest and put your own title up there. Mine was an homage to coming out of retirement. Putting that on the board is no more or less stupid than any other subjective shit. The spoils of victoury. And while I love Fringey (assuming we are not on break) I didn't think the last board title was anything special. No offence.

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eta: I thought it was beyond special. The most specialist (hi Ollie!)

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This is an utterly meaningless statement.

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I personally am appalled that I had to learn of VV's and Jennifer Aniston's engagement by seeing the cover of US Weekly (or Us Weekly; whatever) on someone's ledge-y thing at the gym.

!!!!!!!!!!

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Speaking of which ... unopened Trader Joe's garlic hummus in my office mini fridge. The sell by date says July 25. The cellophane seal is still on it, but has started to bow. Smells fine. Tastes fine. Safe to eat? What causes that bowing?

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Holy shit. You have more than 12,000 posts. Is that the mostest?

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Let me clarify in a kinder gentler more well behaviourised way:

your posts are not all that.

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When you're in the stall later just remember -- no conversations.

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eta: But hey, you are certainly smarter, wittier, more successful and better looking than ppnyc, so you have that going for you.

Entourage
 

If anyone watches this ... I thought the whole "couples make lists, Turtle" thing from the episode before last was both too-too male "Sex and the City" and untrue. Discuss.

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Gas. I would eat it, if that is any guide for you.

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I understand you also have bigger tits.

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You were at the gym?????