Newber Friendly
 

Hank, send me your thread title "suggestion". Or post it here if you prefer.

shit
 

res ipsa lookatthis

or flower you pick. I have always said only a substantive post should win. it would be phony for me to win on "shit". Flower's was the first substantive post.

shit
 

Hank, there were some gems in the last thread. I suggest you use one of them.

Book question
 

Oh, that's just a chapter title. I'll let her know of the impression that you got so she can make it more clear about the title of the book.

shit
 

I was not participating in the K race, though, so I am reluctant to take the honor of naming the thread title. All I ask is that the title be Newber-friendly.

Tara Reid Goof
 

shit
 

There was something that RT was going to use, and I liked it, but I don't remember what it was. I suppose there's always "prehensile nubian anus."

shit
 

Why don't you do the "Sig lines by Fringey" or

"Here to SErve?"

shit
 

Done and done.

shit
 

Tooling for anus… THAT'S YOU!
Tooling for anus… HIM TOO!
Tooling for anus… HER TOO!
Tooling for anus… THEM TOO!
Detroit city is the place to go if
You wanna lick gonads or blow a stiff.
Bookies, nunzios, menjos, too.
To pack some brown
Or shoot some glue.
CHORUS

I'm not a fag, and I'll never be;
Afraid to hit the can to take a pee;
Afraid some sissy'll grab my ass.
I'll stick his face with broken glass!
CHORUS
Detroit city is the place to go if
You wanna lick gonads or blow a stiff.
Bookies, nunzios, menjos, too.
To pack some brown
Or shoot some glue.
TOOLING FOR ANUS!

shit
 

My title will one day be "a soap opera/reality show without the encumbrances of the FCC."

shit
 

I have been reminded tha a certain young lady would like: Two-bit whore-bit if it is not too late, and if Mr. Flower will allow me the favor of retrning the namng privelege.

Footie
 

You mean like in australian rules football?

Are you a former convict?

But, if you can get the guy enough room for a drop kick, can't you get him enough room to score a touchdown?

Margin-ized
 

It sucks when you click over to a new thread or a new page in the thread and the margins are all fucked up and you're excited because it has to be a huge Coltrane T&A pic, but then it's just a fucking cartoon -- and one with no T&A at that.

TM

Margin-ized
 

I've got Al Sharpton lined up on the phone right now.

shit
 

For the record, that certain young lady is not me.

(although I am sure none of you would have jumped to that conclusion given that "young lady" is a bit of a stretch for me)

M-M-M?
 

Fringey, how would that work?

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...cconaughey.jpg

"We tried it. Wasn't for us," McConaughey jokes to Details magazine in a new interview that addresses rumors about them – and pal Jake Gyllenhaal – being gay.

Armstrong, who has known McConaughey for eight years, stresses that despite the raised-eyebrows they've gotten due to photos of them – often shirtless – biking, running and partying together, they are just buddies.

McConaughey goes further to defend their relationship saying, "A lot of people don’t understand friendship and brotherhood. I have a great friend in him. I’d do anything he asked me to, even though he’d probably never ask me to, and he feels the same way. It’s fun going out and living life and doing things at the drop of a hat. LiveStrong just happens to be the most deliberate guy I’ve ever met."

Armstrong, 35, calls McConaughey, 36, the "Redneck Buddha," and says the actor's laid back style has been a good influence on him – especially when it comes to gossip. "His idea is like, 'Look, it is what it is, so go out there and have fun.' He’s truly carefree – which is to say, he truly doesn't care."

Ah. It is what it is. Where have I heard that?

M-M-M?
 

I truly don't care.

shit
 

1. That is a pretty dumb name.

2. You are an un-gifter? Hank! I'm surprised by this.

M-M-M?
 

All I know is that it's at the end of the day.

1991 Canada TV A-List through D-List
 

Since I haven't lived in Canada for lo these 15 years, the best I can do is take us back to 1991-ish.

A-List: Don Cherry, Bob Cole, Gary Dornhoffer, Peter Mansbridge, Barbara Frum, most of the Kids in the Hall, anyone who was ever on SCTV, whoever called the Wednesday night Leafs games on Channel 11.

B-List: Jim Perry, Bruce McCullough, John Major, the Barenaked Ladies, Jeannie Becker, Moses Znaimer, Brian Williams.

C-List: Anyone who was on Degrassi Jr. High, anyone who was on Beachcombers, the hugely underrated "Four on the Floor" guys

D-List: Anyone who was on any other CBC series (I don't think CTV had any original programming back then), any Much Music VJ, Mark Jones (who has gone on to bigger and better things) and any other TSN Sportsdesk (the name of the flagship show before it was changed to SportsCentre) anchors.

M-M-M?
 

You should really try to think outside the box.

Speaking of thinking outside the box, how would an MMM work where one guy doesn't get screwed, so to speak.

1991 Canada TV A-List through D-List
 

Do you remember Brian Linehan on City-tv? Or Brock Linehan as Martin Short interpreted him? For some reason he just popped into my head.

edited to fix name

1991 Canada TV A-List through D-List
 

It's because you're hottt and shit.

1991 Canada TV A-List through D-List
 

I am now overcome with memories, but I also have to ask you about J.D. Roberts. Why is he not on the list? Weren't the early 90s his heyday?

M-M-M?
 

Probably about the same as an MFM, but without one of the slot options available. Or like an MM, with the extra M working from (further) behind.

PR
 

Project Runway finale is tonight. I expect you, RT and GWNC (and maybe even plf) to watch and be prepared to discuss tomorrow.

I'm just sayin'.

TM

PR
 

ABBA and Barely?

PR
 

Of course, if they're around.

TM

Oh.My.God
 

Is it possible that there is a more perfect website than this one ?

I didn't think so.

PR
 

Naked, oiled-up and making out?

1991 Canada TV A-List through D-List
 

Sticking to 1991ish, what about:

Pamela Anderson
Peter North
Raymond Burr
Michael J. Fox
Peter Jennings
Rick Moranis
Leslie Nielsen
Jason Priestly
Paul Shaffer
Alex Trebek?

M-M-M?
 

Reach around, yes?

Oakland Coliseum to be bombed
 

Web Site Claims Oakland's Coliseum To Be Bombed

Luckily, no one cares.

WASHINGTON - A Web site is claiming that seven NFL football stadiums will be hit with radiological dirty bombs this weekend, but the government on Wednesday expressed doubts about the threat. The warning, posted Oct. 12, was part of an ongoing Internet conversation titled "New Attack on America Be Afraid." It mentioned NFL stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland and Cleveland, where games are scheduled for this weekend.

Officials were made aware of the Web posting on Oct. 16. The threat was timed to be carried out on Sunday, Oct. 22, marking the final day in Mecca of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month.

The postings were made on a Web site dubbing itself "The Friend Society," which links to various online conversations and off-color cartoons.

The author of the threats, posted at 9:31 p.m. EDT on Oct. 12, identified himself online as "javness." "In the aftermath civil wars will erupt across the world, both in the Middle East and within the United States," javness wrote. "Global economies will screech to a halt. General chaos will rule."

"This isn't something you should joke about," a poster identified as "Kim Possible" (Atticus???) wrote in response almost two hours later. "If you are (serious) about this may I see your sources. Unless you're a psychic."

dirrrty bombs.

newest newber!
 

zeebra!

Welcome to our new uber-newber-friendly thread newber!!!

I expect big things!!!!

regards,

P

1991 Canada TV A-List through D-List
 

That guy is just a freak of nature. Luckily, he found a way to exploit it.

1991 Canada TV A-List through D-List
 

He can't hold a candle to Long Dong Silver! Not that I pay that close attention to relative penii size.....nttawwt.

1991 Canada TV A-List through D-List
 

He's not a freak b/c of the size of his penis. The man is a human geyser.

M-M-M?
 

Hank is the expert, but if I had to speculate, you would just keep adding Ms until there's a full daisy chain.

1991 Canada TV A-List through D-List
 

Sorry. u r rite. I guess I do focus on size a bit too much, forgetting that there are guys with other talents.......like volume of ejaculate......or the ability for self-fellatio......

:blush: