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Spanky 07-07-2008 12:34 PM

Copied signature
 
I just received a Summons (Citacioin Judicial) where the plaintiff's attorney copied their signature. What I mean is that is clear that the attorney did not sign these forms. These forms were probably filled out on a computer and it is obvious that the signatures of the lawyer were in some jpeg form or other form in the computer and then placed on the form, prior to the form being printed out. It is obvious because there are tiny dots around the signatures on the document showing they were taken from some other document, copied electronically, and then this same signature was place in every place the lawyer was supposed to sign. Each signature on the filing is this exact same jpeg or whatever it is.

In other words, this filing was not signed by the lawyer. At least not physically. Is there some way I can use the fact that these signatures (actually one signature) was copied on this document prior to printing and that it wasn't physically signed by the lawyer, to my advantage? Or is this sort of thing accepted now or at least tolerated by the courts now.

I have not done litigation in a while but it would seem to me since anyone could have placed the electronic signature on these documents that this is some sort of fraud. How can you know the lawyer actually signed it?

Hank Chinaski 07-07-2008 12:40 PM

Copied signature
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
I just received a Summons (Citacioin Judicial) where the plaintiff's attorney copied their signature. What I mean is that is clear that the attorney did not sign these forms. These forms were probably filled out on a computer and it is obvious that the signatures of the lawyer were in some jpeg form or other form in the computer and then placed on the form, prior to the form being printed out. It is obvious because there are tiny dots around the signatures on the document showing they were taken from some other document, copied electronically, and then this same signature was place in every place the lawyer was supposed to sign. Each signature on the filing is this exact same jpeg or whatever it is.

In other words, this filing was not signed by the lawyer. At least not physically. Is there some way I can use the fact that these signatures (actually one signature) was copied on this document prior to printing and that it wasn't physically signed by the lawyer, to my advantage? Or is this sort of thing accepted now or at least tolerated by the courts now.

I have not done litigation in a while but it would seem to me since anyone could have placed the electronic signature on these documents that this is some sort of fraud. How can you know the lawyer actually signed it?
dust for fingerprints then move to compel the lawyer and secretary to both provide fingerprint samples?

futbol fan 07-07-2008 12:46 PM

I think you have them by the balls on this one. Clearly not proper.

I note that it's the same thing with the dollar bills - not an original signature! Which is why I only accept gold, ammunition and canned goods in all of my transactions.

P.S. - you don't have to pay taxes either.

Hank Chinaski 07-07-2008 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I think you have them by the balls on this one. Clearly not proper.

I note that it's the same thing with the dollar bills - not an original signature! Which is why I only accept gold, ammunition and canned goods in all of my transactions.

P.S. - you don't have to pay taxes either.
can the spanky board start agian? with paigow gone i bet we can all behave properly.

Spanky 07-07-2008 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I think you have them by the balls on this one. Clearly not proper.

I note that it's the same thing with the dollar bills - not an original signature! Which is why I only accept gold, ammunition and canned goods in all of my transactions.

P.S. - you don't have to pay taxes either.
I know it seems nitpicky and trivial, but on the other hand signatures are considered pretty important. Clearly if they were forged it would be a big deal.

These documents are not signed but the firm is claiming they are. And they are official documets submitted to the court. I believe such a signature on a contract would make it invalid.

I don't know. This lawyer is real jerk. He is one of those guys that tries to intimidate you with threats over the phone and uses ridiculous legal arguments and expects you to be scared by them. For most lawyers I wouldn't care, but this guy is such a jerk it would be nice to throw it back at him. Maybe the bar would frown on such activity - I don't know.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-07-2008 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky

These documents are not signed but the firm is claiming they are. And they are official documets submitted to the court. I believe such a signature on a contract would make it invalid.
Why not ask him to confirm in writing with an actual signature that all digital signatures in the document are valid and have not been forged?

You can start your research here , which suggests generally it's okay with limitations (consult your lawyer)

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-07-2008 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why not ask him to confirm in writing with an actual signature that all digital signatures in the document are valid and have not been forged?

You can start your research here , which suggests generally it's okay with limitations (consult your lawyer)
I envy someone who lives in a world where E-Sign is a revelation.

pony_trekker 07-07-2008 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I know it seems nitpicky and trivial, but on the other hand signatures are considered pretty important. Clearly if they were forged it would be a big deal.

These documents are not signed but the firm is claiming they are. And they are official documets submitted to the court. I believe such a signature on a contract would make it invalid.

I don't know. This lawyer is real jerk. He is one of those guys that tries to intimidate you with threats over the phone and uses ridiculous legal arguments and expects you to be scared by them. For most lawyers I wouldn't care, but this guy is such a jerk it would be nice to throw it back at him. Maybe the bar would frown on such activity - I don't know.
M.E.R.I.T.S.

Spanky 07-09-2008 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why not ask him to confirm in writing with an actual signature that all digital signatures in the document are valid and have not been forged?

You can start your research here , which suggests generally it's okay with limitations (consult your lawyer)
I realize the definition of an e signature is vague. But I don't think these signatures qualify as E - signatures. An E-signature seems to imply that the person intended to sign the document using an electronic method. Like using an electronic pen, or clicking on some button where they are asked if they intend to sign the document.

The signatures I am referring to are not really that. It is similar to if somone took a document signed by someone, xeroxed it, cut out that signature and then glued the cut out signature onto the pleading document and then filed it.

That is what we have here except it was done electronically. This signature was copied from another document, put in a jpeg (or something similar) form and then pasted on this pleading. You can tell this not only because the signatures are an exact match, but there are little dots behind the signatures that create a perfect rectangle around the signature showing that it was copied from another document.

There is absolutely no evidence that the person whose signature is on the document ever saw the document. Any person with a document with this persons signature on it could have done this. They could have just scanned it in, copied it and pasted it. I think the clear intention of the courts was that these forms be filled out on the computer, then printed and then signed. Not have a signature copied from another document and then that sigature be pasted onto the document and then printing out the document.

The original document was not signed.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-09-2008 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I realize the definition of an e signature is vague. But I don't think these signatures qualify as E - signatures. An E-signature seems to imply that the person intended to sign the document using an electronic method. Like using an electronic pen, or clicking on some button where they are asked if they intend to sign the document.

The signatures I am referring to are not really that. It is similar to if somone took a document signed by someone, xeroxed it, cut out that signature and then glued the cut out signature onto the pleading document and then filed it.

That is what we have here except it was done electronically. This signature was copied from another document, put in a jpeg (or something similar) form and then pasted on this pleading. You can tell this not only because the signatures are an exact match, but there are little dots behind the signatures that create a perfect rectangle around the signature showing that it was copied from another document.

There is absolutely no evidence that the person whose signature is on the document ever saw the document. Any person with a document with this persons signature on it could have done this. They could have just scanned it in, copied it and pasted it. I think the clear intention of the courts was that these forms be filled out on the computer, then printed and then signed. Not have a signature copied from another document and then that sigature be pasted onto the document and then printing out the document.

The original document was not signed.
I have no idea what the law on the issue is, but I do know I could sign something, have it scanned in, and then tell my secretary to insert that JPEG into a document that I had reviewed and intended to sign.

As I said, if you have doubts as to authenticity, ask him to authenticate. It seems to me like you're trying to wait on the issue and then use the "surprise" tactic to claim it's invalid after it's too late to correct. If I were him I would respond that you failed to alert him to any of your concerns for at least 3 days, so the issue should be deemed waived or allowed to be corrected at the time.

Atticus Grinch 07-09-2008 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I realize the definition of an e signature is vague. But I don't think these signatures qualify as E - signatures. An E-signature seems to imply that the person intended to sign the document using an electronic method. Like using an electronic pen, or clicking on some button where they are asked if they intend to sign the document.

The signatures I am referring to are not really that. It is similar to if somone took a document signed by someone, xeroxed it, cut out that signature and then glued the cut out signature onto the pleading document and then filed it.

That is what we have here except it was done electronically. This signature was copied from another document, put in a jpeg (or something similar) form and then pasted on this pleading. You can tell this not only because the signatures are an exact match, but there are little dots behind the signatures that create a perfect rectangle around the signature showing that it was copied from another document.

There is absolutely no evidence that the person whose signature is on the document ever saw the document. Any person with a document with this persons signature on it could have done this. They could have just scanned it in, copied it and pasted it. I think the clear intention of the courts was that these forms be filled out on the computer, then printed and then signed. Not have a signature copied from another document and then that sigature be pasted onto the document and then printing out the document.

The original document was not signed.
When facing an essentially legal question, I sometimes like to consult the law. In this case, Cal. Gov't Code Sections 16 and 16.5.

Doing so shows that a JPEG likely doesn't qualify as a digital signature.

But does Spanky want to pay his attorney to file a motion for relief from default? That seems like starting off the litigation from a position of weakness, and I advise against that.

Buck 07-09-2008 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
can the spanky board start agian? with paigow gone i bet we can all behave properly.
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Spanky 07-09-2008 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
When facing an essentially legal question, I sometimes like to consult the law. In this case, Cal. Gov't Code Sections 16 and 16.5.

Doing so shows that a JPEG likely doesn't qualify as a digital signature.

But does Spanky want to pay his attorney to file a motion for relief from default? That seems like starting off the litigation from a position of weakness, and I advise against that.
Thanks for the info:

It is clear from section 16.5 that this signature doesn't qualify as a digital signature under California law. There are five requirements, all of which have to met, and the jpeg does not seem to pass any of the requirements.

The use of a digital signature shall have the same force
and effect as the use of a manual signature if and only if it
embodies all of the following attributes:
(1) It is unique to the person using it.
(2) It is capable of verification.
(3) It is under the sole control of the person using it.
(4) It is linked to data in such a manner that if the data are
changed, the digital signature is invalidated.
(5) It conforms to regulations adopted by the Secretary of State.

I talk to a retired judge today and he told me to contact the state bar. So that is what I am going to do.

But it is clear, under the law, the pleading was not signed by an attorney.

And I am not paying an attorney to do anything, I do have a license to practice in California and I intend to use it.

Atticus Grinch 07-09-2008 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I talk to a retired judge today and he told me to contact the state bar. So that is what I am going to do.
Seriously? If you do this, you forever surrender your right to complain about the size of government in general, and the amount of bar dues in particular.

Adder 07-09-2008 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Thanks for the info:

It is clear from section 16.5 that this signature doesn't qualify as a digital signature under California law. There are five requirements, all of which have to met, and the jpeg does not seem to pass any of the requirements.

The use of a digital signature shall have the same force
and effect as the use of a manual signature if and only if it
embodies all of the following attributes:
(1) It is unique to the person using it.
(2) It is capable of verification.
(3) It is under the sole control of the person using it.
(4) It is linked to data in such a manner that if the data are
changed, the digital signature is invalidated.
(5) It conforms to regulations adopted by the Secretary of State.

I talk to a retired judge today and he told me to contact the state bar. So that is what I am going to do.

But it is clear, under the law, the pleading was not signed by an attorney.

And I am not paying an attorney to do anything, I do have a license to practice in California and I intend to use it.
Not my area, but does it have to qualify as a digital signature? If the attorney authorized it to be "signed" in this way, what is your beef? How is it different from having his secretary sign his name for him (which happens all the time)? What good does contacting the state bar do? How are they going to affect your case one way or the other?

The thing at always frustrates me when I am involved in "actual" litigation (most of what I do is quasi-litigation sort of stuff that doesn't involve a court or arbitral panel), is the petty bullshit people pull of things that shouldn't be controversial. As if it is all one big game of gotcha, and they can make up for the complete failute to produce any emails as long as they show that you refused to respond (after objecting) to the same interrogatories that you sent them.

ltl/fb 07-09-2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
Thanks for the info:

It is clear from section 16.5 that this signature doesn't qualify as a digital signature under California law. There are five requirements, all of which have to met, and the jpeg does not seem to pass any of the requirements.

The use of a digital signature shall have the same force
and effect as the use of a manual signature if and only if it
embodies all of the following attributes:
(1) It is unique to the person using it.
(2) It is capable of verification.
(3) It is under the sole control of the person using it.
(4) It is linked to data in such a manner that if the data are
changed, the digital signature is invalidated.
(5) It conforms to regulations adopted by the Secretary of State.

I talk to a retired judge today and he told me to contact the state bar. So that is what I am going to do.

But it is clear, under the law, the pleading was not signed by an attorney.

And I am not paying an attorney to do anything, I do have a license to practice in California and I intend to use it.
It seems like this fulfills requirements 1, 2 and 4 as well as an actual ink signature would. I'm not sure about 3, and since you didn't tell us about the regulations, I guess we will never know if it meets 5.

But you are an insane person, and annoying, and so deserve to get smacked in the head for this. Employees who try to get all super-technical on stuff, and "outsmart" the system or what have you, never get what they ask for and generally get dismissed out of hand. For something this stupid and non-substantive, I would doubt that the governing body is going to give a shit either. They are probably worried a lot more about unlicensed practice of law, failure to fulfill CLE requirements, real and actual ethical violations like stealing money from clients, and stuff like that.

Did you make this up and post about it just to convince us you are an annoying little shit? I am starting to think you gave your login over to Penske.

Though, I guess you were in real estate and so all the mortgage stuff might have fucked with your income and stuff, so maybe you are taking the frustrations of that out on everything else.

Hank Chinaski 07-09-2008 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
Not my area, but does it have to qualify as a digital signature? If the attorney authorized it to be "signed" in this way, what is your beef? How is it different from having his secretary sign his name for him (which happens all the time)? What good does contacting the state bar do? How are they going to affect your case one way or the other?

The thing at always frustrates me when I am involved in "actual" litigation (most of what I do is quasi-litigation sort of stuff that doesn't involve a court or arbitral panel), is the petty bullshit people pull of things that shouldn't be controversial. As if it is all one big game of gotcha, and they can make up for the complete failute to produce any emails as long as they show that you refused to respond (after objecting) to the same interrogatories that you sent them.
say if spanky files a motion to strike the pleading because it wasn't properly signed..... odds are really good you cause the judge to blow a gasket. he'll be pissed he has to read a word for such a nonsense reason. Spank- do you think the document is forged? the judge will be pissed. you can't do much. best you can do is wait until you are in chambers and make some passive aggressive complaint, but I wouldn't even think about any motion to do anything.

what would the state bar do? suspend him for a non signature?

Hank Chinaski 07-09-2008 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It seems like this fulfills requirements 1, 2 and 4 as well as an actual ink signature would. I'm not sure about 3, and since you didn't tell us about the regulations, I guess we will never know if it meets 5.

But you are an insane person, and annoying, and so deserve to get smacked in the head for this. Employees who try to get all super-technical on stuff, and "outsmart" the system or what have you, never get what they ask for and generally get dismissed out of hand. For something this stupid and non-substantive, I would doubt that the governing body is going to give a shit either. They are probably worried a lot more about unlicensed practice of law, failure to fulfill CLE requirements, real and actual ethical violations like stealing money from clients, and stuff like that.

Did you make this up and post about it just to convince us you are an annoying little shit? I am starting to think you gave your login over to Penske.

Though, I guess you were in real estate and so all the mortgage stuff might have fucked with your income and stuff, so maybe you are taking the frustrations of that out on everything else.
real good points.

by the way, I'm thinking the spanky board could benefit by being "invitation only" iykwimaittyd.

Spanky 07-09-2008 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Buck
2!
A spanky board could be fun. The apricots are coming in big this year. I have told everyone I know that likes apricots to come over here and pick as many as they want (along with all my parents and sisters friends). Slave and Sidd you are welcome to come here any time to pick some (or any other bay area person on this board). There have been at least thirty people here and they haven't even picked half the apricots.

The gardners have been picking them and selling them at the farmers market here, but there are more apricots than they can sell.

All the birds eggs around here seemed to have hatched because the diveboming birds are back. Every time a cat goes out my door they get attacked. They hide under the patio furniture and the bushes to get away from the birds. They have managed to take down guite a few of the birds (and leaving the corpses right in front of the door) but that doesn't stop the other ones from their constant vigilence and attacks.

I was thinking that this sort of activity is where Hitchcock got his inspiration for "The Birds".

Hank Chinaski 07-09-2008 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
A spanky board could be fun. The apricots are coming in big this year. I have told everyone I know that likes apricots to come over here and pick as many as they want (along with all my parents and sisters friends). Slave and Sidd you are welcome to come here any time to pick some (or any other bay area person on this board). There have been at least thirty people here and they haven't even picked half the apricots.

The gardners have been picking them and selling them at the farmers market here, but there are more apricots than they can sell.

All the birds eggs around here seemed to have hatched because the diveboming birds are back. Every time a cat goes out my door they get attacked. They hide under the patio furniture and the bushes to get away from the birds. They have managed to take down guite a few of the birds (and leaving the corpses right in front of the door) but that doesn't stop the other ones from their constant vigilence and attacks.

I was thinking that this sort of activity is where Hitchcock got his inspiration for "The Birds".
how many parents do you have?

Spanky 07-09-2008 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adder
Not my area, but does it have to qualify as a digital signature? If the attorney authorized it to be "signed" in this way, what is your beef? How is it different from having his secretary sign his name for him (which happens all the time)? What good does contacting the state bar do? How are they going to affect your case one way or the other?

The thing at always frustrates me when I am involved in "actual" litigation (most of what I do is quasi-litigation sort of stuff that doesn't involve a court or arbitral panel), is the petty bullshit people pull of things that shouldn't be controversial. As if it is all one big game of gotcha, and they can make up for the complete failute to produce any emails as long as they show that you refused to respond (after objecting) to the same interrogatories that you sent them.
This is personal. I am having a dispute with my credit card company over the interest they have charged. I won't pay them until they readjust the interest rate. They sent the bill to a collections agency who kept calling me and harassing me so I sent them a notice saying that couldn't call me any more. So they sued. But I believe the suit is a bluff. They are in San Diego, and they had to sue me up here, and the filing was a simple form to fill out.

I think they believe that once they filed that I would buckle.

But I am going to call their bluff, and answer the petition and once they get my response they will be forced to decide whether to get involved in litigation six hundred miles from their firm. And as they are a collection agency I don't think they even have litigators.

Spanky 07-09-2008 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
how many parents do you have?
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Hank Chinaski 07-09-2008 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
This is personal. I am having a dispute with my credit card company over the interest they have charged. I won't pay them until they readjust the interest rate. They sent the bill to a collections agency who kept calling me and harassing me so I sent them a notice saying that couldn't call me any more. So they sued. But I believe the suit is a bluff. They are in San Diego, and they had to sue me up here, and the filing was a simple form to fill out.

I think they believe that once they filed that I would buckle.

But I am going to call their bluff, and answer the petition and once they get my response they will be forced to decide whether to get involved in litigation six hundred miles from their firm. And as they are a collection agency I don't think they even have litigators.
i just had this sort for a client/friend. he has a side business that sued in small claims. the guy he sued appears with a lawyer and removes to a court one step above small claims. what do i know? i agree to help, in part so one of my young guys can get some experience in running a discovery. i figure they were bluffing thinking my guy would blink once he had to hire a lawyer. so i did my patented phone call "umm, i'm a fed litigator, but this is cool. i will put two of my new lawyers on it and let them make mistakes, burn paper. i apologize that you'll get buried in discovery, but they don't know from restraint, and i can't review because i'm doing it for free." the guy says "there is no discovery in this level." egg on face. but they did settle eventually.

Hank Chinaski 07-09-2008 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
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i've had three. my wife, atticus's mom, and dtb, but that one only in my heart.

Buck 07-10-2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
A spanky board could be fun. The apricots are coming in big this year. I have told everyone I know that likes apricots to come over here and pick as many as they want (along with all my parents and sisters friends). Slave and Sidd you are welcome to come here any time to pick some (or any other bay area person on this board). There have been at least thirty people here and they haven't even picked half the apricots.

The gardners have been picking them and selling them at the farmers market here, but there are more apricots than they can sell.

All the birds eggs around here seemed to have hatched because the diveboming birds are back. Every time a cat goes out my door they get attacked. They hide under the patio furniture and the bushes to get away from the birds. They have managed to take down guite a few of the birds (and leaving the corpses right in front of the door) but that doesn't stop the other ones from their constant vigilence and attacks.

I was thinking that this sort of activity is where Hitchcock got his inspiration for "The Birds".
Spanky,

I may spend August lolling around Tahoe. If I make the trek, I may farther venture back home to get some aprictos from you. I'll bring my cousin from Walnutt Creek and her dog friend. It can be like a party.

take care. tell the cat and the burds I say hi!

Buck

Buck 07-10-2008 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
i've had three. my wife, atticus's mom, and dtb, but that one only in my heart.
Sum deer are polyamuorous too.

Buck

ps: you are odd, even for a human person.

ltl/fb 07-10-2008 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Buck
Spanky,

I may spend August lolling around Tahoe. If I make the trek, I may farther venture back home to get some aprictos from you. I'll bring my cousin from Walnutt Creek and her dog friend. It can be like a party.

take care. tell the cat and the burds I say hi!

Buck
The parents of a friend of mine have an indoor/outdoor cat, named Valentine, someplace like Van Nuys. The gardener found her in the yard last week, mauled to death.

Buck 07-10-2008 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The parents of a friend of mine have an indoor/outdoor cat, named Valentine, someplace like Van Nuys. The gardener found her in the yard last week, mauled to death.
And thus, another cycle of the circule of life does end and begin again anew.

R.i.p.

Buck

Spanky 07-10-2008 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The parents of a friend of mine have an indoor/outdoor cat, named Valentine, someplace like Van Nuys. The gardener found her in the yard last week, mauled to death.
That sucks. Was it a dog? Do they know? Bird?

Hank Chinaski 07-10-2008 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The parents of a friend of mine have an indoor/outdoor cat, named Valentine, someplace like Van Nuys. The gardener found her in the yard last week, mauled to death.
do they keep her in a bucket now or is your verb tense wrong?

Hank Chinaski 07-10-2008 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
That sucks. Was it a dog? Do they know? Bird?
manson girls' grandchildren?

Atticus Grinch 07-14-2008 03:26 AM

Time to merge the Spanky threads with the Death Pool. Sorry, Spanks.

Spanky 07-14-2008 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Time to merge the Spanky threads with the Death Pool. Sorry, Spanks.
That happened about a mile down from my house and I had heard nothing about it.

Atticus Grinch 07-15-2008 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
That happened about a mile down from my house and I had heard nothing about it.
Following an investigation involving three state game wardens, a professional tracker from USDA, a team of hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you, plus a feline saliva forensics expert in Sacramento, it's been determined that there is no corroborating evidence of a cougar attack. Charges against the cougar will be dropped and the City of Palo Alto will wait for the inevitable federal civil rights suit by the cougar.

Meanwhile, still no idea who killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.

Hank Chinaski 07-15-2008 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Following an investigation involving three state game wardens, a professional tracker from USDA, a team of hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you, plus a feline saliva forensics expert in Sacramento, it's been determined that there is no corroborating evidence of a cougar attack. Charges against the cougar will be dropped and the City of Palo Alto will wait for the inevitable federal civil rights suit by the cougar.
Paigow was a suspect?


dude. you think you can win a BOTD on a board where I post? phhhhhft.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-16-2008 11:59 AM

Uh Oh Dept.
 
Look out below.

Sidd Finch 09-16-2008 02:12 PM

Re: Copied signature
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 359084)
It seems like this fulfills requirements 1, 2 and 4 as well as an actual ink signature would. I'm not sure about 3, and since you didn't tell us about the regulations, I guess we will never know if it meets 5.

But you are an insane person, and annoying, and so deserve to get smacked in the head for this. Employees who try to get all super-technical on stuff, and "outsmart" the system or what have you, never get what they ask for and generally get dismissed out of hand. For something this stupid and non-substantive, I would doubt that the governing body is going to give a shit either. They are probably worried a lot more about unlicensed practice of law, failure to fulfill CLE requirements, real and actual ethical violations like stealing money from clients, and stuff like that.

Did you make this up and post about it just to convince us you are an annoying little shit? I am starting to think you gave your login over to Penske.

Though, I guess you were in real estate and so all the mortgage stuff might have fucked with your income and stuff, so maybe you are taking the frustrations of that out on everything else.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you are Spanky's opposing counsel on this one.

Either that, or you two fucked and it went badly.

ltl/fb 09-16-2008 02:29 PM

Re: Copied signature
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 364567)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you are Spanky's opposing counsel on this one.

Either that, or you two fucked and it went badly.

I'm not practicing law and, to my knowledge, have never fucked the Spankster.

NotFromHere 09-26-2008 01:11 PM

Bye Bye Heller
 
Heller Ehrman LLP, a 118-year-old law firm that opened its Silicon Valley branch in 1983, is expected to dissolve this week.

It's going to be a rough Christmas for a lot of people. I don't know anyone at Heller anymore, but I feel bad for those who are left.

Flinty_McFlint 09-26-2008 01:14 PM

Re: Bye Bye Heller
 
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Originally Posted by NotFromHere (Post 365647)
Heller Ehrman LLP, a 118-year-old law firm that opened its Silicon Valley branch in 1983, is expected to dissolve this week.

It's going to be a rough Christmas for a lot of people. I don't know anyone at Heller anymore, but I feel bad for those who are left.

This is a shame, good firm with good people. But the people I feel more for are the support staff. Let's face it, most of the attorneys will be okay--other firms are already salivating, but it might be a lot harder for some of the lower level staffers or admins/support to find jobs in this economy.


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