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Replaced_Texan

06-10-2009 11:41 PM

This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Name it, Hank.

Hank Chinaski

06-10-2009 11:52 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 392326)

Name it, Hank.

"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".

Tyrone Slothrop

06-10-2009 11:58 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

Your not from mensa sock wasn't smart enough, apparently.

Shape Shifter

06-11-2009 08:02 AM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 392328)

Abstinence is a great idea, but I also think you need to enforce, you know, condoms and birth control and other things like that to have safe sex. I don't just think telling young kids, you can't have sex, it's not going to work. It's not realistic

Uh oh. I missed a period.

dtb	06-11-2009 09:13 AM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by sebastian dangerfield (Post 392330)

Some will say tuck and tape, so you can do it with both arms over the head, like a belly dancer. Some will even suggest you go with duct tape, because the Scotch stuff just doesn't hold up under moisture as it ought to.

Don't you believe them. You keep doing what you're doing and stay away from the office supply and hardware stores. A "3M Brazilian" is nothing you want to explain to the wife.

Two things:

I'd leave off the last "to" in the first paragraph. Way funnier.
3M Brazilian? That's genius. I have a kind of technical question, though, about your word choice. Is it actually a Brazilian? I'd think it'd be more of an inner thigh waxing. But I don't have self-access to the equipment, so I don't know exactly where the tape goes. I'd rather not explain why I was asking to the owner of the equipment I do have access to.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

06-11-2009 11:52 AM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 392327)

"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".

Somebody should find her TM's blowjob advice post.

sebastian_dangerfield

06-11-2009 12:00 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 392331)

Two things:

I'd leave off the last "to" in the first paragraph. Way funnier.
3M Brazilian? That's genius. I have a kind of technical question, though, about your word choice. Is it actually a Brazilian? I'd think it'd be more of an inner thigh waxing. But I don't have self-access to the equipment, so I don't know exactly where the tape goes. I'd rather not explain why I was asking to the owner of the equipment I do have access to.

As to 1, got it. Noted for future use of any similar phrases.

As to 2, it's not a Brazilian, but it's close enough for the purpose offered, and what's lost in clinical accuracy is more than compensated for in the sharp imagery packed into so few syllables.

(For clarity, in case you're running the picture in your head, it wouldn't be a full Brazilian. Assuming the subject were gifted with average to above average equipment, the tape would remove nothing in the front. The underside and back are back are different stories. You can run those images for yourself. I own the equipment at issue and I don't even like thinking about how that deforestation would go.)

J. Fred Muggs

06-11-2009 12:02 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 392327)

"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".

Note to fringster, involvement of teeth is not good in all activities.

dtb	06-11-2009 12:13 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 392355)

As to 2, it's not a Brazilian, but it's close enough for the purpose offered, and what's lost in clinical accuracy is more than compensated for in the sharp imagery packed into so few syllables.

Gotcha.

And let me reiterate, the phrase is genius.

Tyrone Slothrop

06-11-2009 01:30 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Fantastic:

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content...6/catfound.jpg

Replaced_Texan

06-11-2009 02:03 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 392361)

Fantastic:

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content...6/catfound.jpg

That totally made my day.

Fugee

06-11-2009 02:12 PM

Speaking of teeth.....

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 392361)

Fantastic:

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content...6/catfound.jpg

What is that critter? Not a cat and doesn't look like anything that grows in MN.

LessinSF

06-11-2009 02:17 PM

Re: Speaking of teeth.....

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 392363)

What is that critter? Not a cat and doesn't look like anything that grows in MN.

Pretty sure its a possum.

Fugee

06-11-2009 02:28 PM

CSI: Feline

A cat serial killer in Miami. Get Horatio Caine on it.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06/11/...ef=mpstoryview

The Fugee Cats will hear about this the next time they beg to go outside. They are strictly indoor kitties.

Secret_Agent_Man

06-11-2009 03:31 PM

Re: Speaking of teeth.....

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 392364)

Pretty sure its a possum.

Yep.

ltl/fb

06-11-2009 03:35 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 392356)

Note to fringster, involvement of teeth is not good in all activities.

Apparently I bit my mom's cheek when it was put down to me for a kiss once. I do not remember this, but she does. Apparently didn't taste good; I didn't repeat.

Left a big bruise. Teeth seem to be used for eating. Also, everyone is big on replacing the one that I lost.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-11-2009 03:44 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 392370)

Also, everyone is big on replacing the one that I lost.

The only question is whether to have a diamond inlayed in the gold.

Fugee

06-11-2009 03:51 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 392370)

Was this (the biting) after the accident? ;)

As for the one you lost, go for the implant.

ltl/fb

06-11-2009 03:51 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 392371)

The only question is whether to have a diamond inlayed in the gold.

I don't think it will be gold as they are paying attentio
to matching the other teeth. The new tooth will be on a titanium rod implanted in my jawbone -- isn't titanium fancy?

John Phoenix

06-11-2009 03:52 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 392374)

I don't think it will be gold as they are paying attentio
to matching the other teeth. The new tooth will be on a titanium rod implanted in my jawbone -- isn't titanium fancy?

Very fancy. Very difficult to work with, very light, and very expensive.

ltl/fb

06-11-2009 03:53 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 392373)

Was this (the biting) after the accident? ;)

As for the one you lost, go for the implant.

After the accident but before my memory starts.

Fugee

06-11-2009 04:18 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 392376)

After the accident but before my memory starts.

Oh my, I was just kidding. I thought you were telling a story from when you where a little kid!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-11-2009 04:32 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

Quote:

Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 392374)

I don't think it will be gold as they are paying attentio
to matching the other teeth. The new tooth will be on a titanium rod implanted in my jawbone -- isn't titanium fancy?

You could get a full-on grill in gold.

You'll have fighter-jet bits in your mouth.

dtb	06-11-2009 04:35 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 392379)

You could get a full-on grill in gold.

You'll have fighter-jet bits in your mouth.

I think she should get just the outline of the tooth (or of each tooth, if going for the full grill) in gold. That look is where it's at.

Fugee

06-11-2009 04:43 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 392380)

I think she should get just the outline of the tooth (or of each tooth, if going for the full grill) in gold. That look is where it's at.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/72...035bb4c2b5.jpg

ltl/fb

06-11-2009 04:43 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 392379)

You could get a full-on grill in gold.

You'll have fighter-jet bits in your mouth.

I don't work there anymore.

ltl/fb

06-11-2009 04:45 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 392377)

Oh my, I was just kidding. I thought you were telling a story from when you where a little kid!

Nope. I was exploring.

Fugee

06-11-2009 04:47 PM

Grill

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-show-u-it.jpg

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-11-2009 04:47 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 392382)

I don't work there anymore.

Meet the new boss . . .

ltl/fb

06-11-2009 04:52 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 392386)

Meet the new boss . . .

Don't remind me.

tmdiva

06-11-2009 05:09 PM

Hello, I'm Timmy.

Shouldn't it be "fringester"? Otherwise I just read it as fring-ster, without the g being separately pronounced.

tm

Atticus Grinch

06-11-2009 05:17 PM

Re: Hello, I'm Timmy.

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Originally Posted by tmdiva (Post 392389)

Shouldn't it be "fringester"? Otherwise I just read it as fring-ster, without the g being separately pronounced.

tm

English convention says "no.". The -ster suffix (meaning "one who") when added to "bake" became Baxter and "weave" became Webster, indicating a strong tendency to drop a silent E lest it be pronounced frin-JEST-er.

Shape Shifter

06-11-2009 05:32 PM

Re: Hello, I'm Timmy.

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 392390)

So what does Napster mean?

greatwhitenorthchick

06-11-2009 05:38 PM

Re: Hello, I'm Timmy.

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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 392391)

So what does Napster mean?

One who naps. Like Friendster is one who friends. In 2001.

Atticus Grinch

06-11-2009 05:39 PM

Re: Hello, I'm Timmy.

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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 392391)

So what does Napster mean?

I dunno, but Wikipedia says it was based on the founder's nickname, which was based on his hair, which can only logically mean that Napster was in fact founded by the 2007 Rutgers University women's basketball team.

ltl/fb

06-11-2009 06:51 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

I am a maker of fringe? Blech.

Shape Shifter

06-11-2009 07:10 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 392394)

I am a maker of fringe? Blech.

Napster might work for you. You may not remember this, but you like naps.

If Atticus is correct, though, not so much.

ltl/fb

06-11-2009 07:18 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 392395)

Napster might work for you. You may not remember this, but you like naps.

If Atticus is correct, though, not so much.

I took a nap today. If only I were re-enabled completely, it might be awesome to be me. Oh, wait . . .

Hank Chinaski

06-11-2009 10:32 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 392396)

I took a nap today. If only I were re-enabled completely, it might be awesome to be me. Oh, wait . . .

you like seafood
you like seafood
you like seafood

ltl/fb

06-11-2009 11:28 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 392398)

you like seafood
you like seafood
you like seafood

I hate it. Some things I remember.

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