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Originally posted by purse junkie
The day I had nail polish on that perfectly matched their MCC ice cream, plus a chocolate chip-brown handbag on my arm as I ate it, was the perfect cosmic confluence of ice cream and accessories.
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Now, on this whole "vanilla" thing, cut it out. I like vanilla. Vanilla can be a wonderfully subtle treat. As with anything, there is good vanilla and bad vanilla, and good vanilla is super, perhaps superior to its flashier cousins. There is bad chocolate, and bad mint chip, too, but it is vanilla that always gets brought in for a drubbing. Hmmph.
So, on the other, I am curious - what activities do people (individuals) consider vani - oops, wonderbread?
Me:
Wonderbread:
missionary
chick on top
doggy
standing
floor
most furniture
cars
manual
oral
69
vouyerism (sp? whatever)
spanking
blindfold
light restraints
costumes/mild role playing
talking dirty
most electronic toys (vibrators)
food - external use or traditional vegetables
massage & exotic or edible oils
sex on pot, X or coke
one night stands
hiring a female prostitute (if male)
Non-Wonderbread:
animals (but larger livestock may be wonderbread, as may be tricks with dogs and spreadable food)
children
public
bondage (real bondage)
role-playing "intruder/rapist"
S&M
dom
food - internal use (other than the usual phallic vegetables)
custom made furniture (swings, see "S&M" and "bondage" above)
strap-ons (but maybe I'm wrong)
sex while tweaking or on heroin or halucinogens (I understand that isn't very easy, but I have a friend who loved having sex on acid until it all went horribly, horribly wrong one night)
orgies
sex with strangers
hiring a male prostitute (if female)
In between:
3 somes. I know it happens a fair amount, but ... it just seems all exotic and complicated to me. Or maybe it's really unusual and I've just met too many wild and crazy people.
BR(and no badmouthing vanilla)C
edited because I caught myself using "vanilla" perjoratively - sheesh!
