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		| Originally posted by ironweed When I was clerking I once suggested "proclivities" as a better rhyme for "activities" in a footnote much like this one, but the Judge just hit me in the head with the back of his hand.
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 Ah, time to regale wit' tales of clerking:
We had a case in which izzle-speak played a prominent role.  Fortunately, my judge did not stoop to write an opinion in izzle.  But we did shoot a lot of shizzle around the chambers for a few days after that one.