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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? I am retiring until it is modified to something witty.  Want to join?
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  Has it ever been witty?  I'd be in favor of retiring until the stupid naming threads prize is done away with, however.  We have ample evidence that the ability to press the "Post" button at the exact right moment in order to hit post number 5000 has no correlation to the ability to come up with a clever name for a thread.