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Old 08-18-2006, 10:18 PM   #1279
taxwonk
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Snakes on a Plane

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm really afraid of them. When I first moved in with my wife she had 2 cats. I hate cats. Anyway, I had a dream where one of the cats, Mavis, was trapped in a field full of snakes and I bravely walked in and rescued her. wifey knew then that I must love her to do that for her cat.

AON- I went to visit a client in Asheville NC. the company had relocated from Mi. Anyway we went golfing and these guys were telling stories of seeing Mocassins in the ponds, having rattle snakes cross the cart path in front of them and all over the woods. Why would you golf in the south? I didn't even try to find any balls in the woods.
I suggest you avoid the Low Country and Texas, then. In addition to snakes, the water hazards frequently have gators.

I remember thr first tiime I played with my Dad in Hilton Head. I put a ball in the creek on the third fairway and as I started to dig for my ball retriever, Dad told me not to bother. He swung the cart by the creek, and sure enough, resting ina nice little hollow in the bank, there was a big-ass gator, just waiting for some dumb-ass yankee like me to come along for lunch.
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