b'nb: Sounds like you're in the market for an iron bed.
I have this model, but without the footboard. Footboards are annoying.
ppnyc: I believed that you existed. I never felt the need to pile on when you were being abused by the rest of the board. After today, I wish you were a sock. Your line about being relentless (which I totally believe) gave me all the information needed to determine that I wouldn't want to meet you IRL. Ugh. STOP. Please.