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Originally posted by Penske_Account
True story:
The night before the race I was at some restaurant, somewhere on the island, with my parents. There were two guys in front of us, one of whom was telling the other a story, which basically amounted to that for Mother's Day earlier that year (the story is occuring in Sept) he got tattooed. An "M" on each ass cheek.
My mother was sort of upset by the mental picture this evoked and couldn't eat, which was good for me, as I ate her pasta. Carbo load indeed!
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True story:
I was out last night with my bf and the partner that I work most closely with, and my bf asked him (apropos of something the partner said):
"Where exactly is Uranus?"
Hilarity ensued.
eta to note that said partner is flaming. nttawwt.
