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		| Originally posted by Diane_Keaton Sorry but that would be pot:kettle, since you spend your entire day on an internet board with lawyers, with the highlight being you get to publicly declare some paralegal fat. It may be worth a brief chuckle, but you're retarded that you practically live for this shit.  Anyone stepping back for a while can see both you and patentpara are equally retarded.  Sorry, but that's the honest truth.
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  It's true.  It's all true.
But I've been told that the term "retarded" is no longer acceptable by someone on the internet.
And since this is all that I am about (unlike you, someone who posts the details of her dates and makes fun of those who you wouldn't consider dating using a forum in which they were not expecting to be made the object of group ridicule*) and you've uncovered the truth (<sniff>), I would just like to apologize to everyone who hadn't yet figured out me and my master plan.**
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*You're a stupid fucking hypocrite.
**To lie in wait of a paralegal joining the board, bragging about her looks and then, using the carefully constructed false trust of other posters, spring my trap on her to label her as fat and not pretty! Mwahahaha!  I LIVE for this!**