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Originally posted by dtb
It was definitely more like the Utilikilt. It was that color, and made of a very heavy-duty fabric.
On another note, a Jehovah's Witness just came to my door. Luckily, I had 4 young boys running around and screaming, a large dog licking her child's face and the gardener trying to give me instructions, so all she said was, "You look busy, so I'll just leave this with you." (I said, "Bin liner? Thank you!")
However, she showed up 5 minutes later with some tract in Spanish, and witnessed (heh) the two older boys eating ice cream sandwiches at 10:30 am. Do you think she'll call child services on me?
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The Jehovah's Witnesses that showed up at my door last Saturday morning got to see a naked RT. I was fast asleep when they rang the bell, and I only got up because the dogs' barking indicated that whoever was on the porch wasn't going away. I grabbed the first thing I could find (a towel) and opened the door, but the towel slipped while the Displaced Dog and I had a little discussion about whether or not he could go out on the front porch and eat the nice woman in the dress.
After I recovered the towel, she gave me a pamphlet on blood. I told her I work in healthcare, but I thanked her for her interest in my immortal soul. She was very nice and not particularly pushy. I took the pamphlet, but I never got around to reading it. I think it got thrown away.
The Displaced Dog and the Puppy (just turned three! can you believe it?) didn't get to eat the Jehovah's Witnesses.
