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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And JUST SO YOU KNOW. I said the nice and handsome part to be obsequious.
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I hadn't thought of this in years. Thanks!
"Grandmother's Song" by Steve Martin
Be courteous, kind and forgiving
Be gentle and peaceful each day
Be warm and human and grateful
Have a good thing to say
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
Be witty and happy and wise
Be honest and love all your neighbors
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed
Be tasteless, rude and offensive
Live in a swamp and be 3-dimensional
Put a live chicken in your underwear
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival
