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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There was a dominatrix at the Sex Worker's Art Show two years ago that had a fairly hilarious standup routine. She said that she never had to hire a maid because she could always just get one of her clients to clean her house. One of her clients begged and begged her to become his full time mistress. She said she was very irritated that she was mean to someone and wasn't getting paid for it. She seemed like the nicest dominatrix that you'd ever want to meet. I think one could locate her through Craigslist in Chicago.
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Forget the whips and bootlicking -- I'd be all over the house cleaning punishment. "You've been a bad bad boy. Here's a toothbrush. Now get in there and scrub my toilet."
