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		| Originally posted by NotFromHere They're too lazy to use the key and too lazy to use the bolt cutters.  Win/win.
 
 I was in line behind 2 grandmas who were trying to smuggle illicit materials through security.  1 grandma had 2 bottles of water.  The TSA agent shook them at her and said "you know these are restricted materials right?"  And then the next grandma had 2 jars of jelly in her carry-on and 1 in her purse.  She looked like she was going to cry because the TSA agent took her damned jelly.  While the rest of us waited in line during the search.  I tsked and shook my head in disgust, only to later discover that I had a bottle of lotion in my purse that they didn't catch.  If I had been stopped by TSA, I would have had to shake my head at myself in disgust.
 |  What kind of jelly?
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